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Hunting broken dreams edition

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picking GF up at the airport on Thursday lads
Gonna fuck her real good when we get home lads
Gonna succ the toes proper while plowing her

who else enjoys night walks

dear canadians
in the past few days at my grocery store there's been an influx of canadian tourists
I ask them "So why are you visiting?"
they tell me "For 4th of July!"
what do they mean by this

Aren't you afraid you might get mugged by negros tho

>tfw can't own baby killing assault rifle in my state anymore
No hope left for us lads

>tfw can't decide between pizza, tacos or chinese food for lunch

I am on a diet but Saturdays I eat whatever I want

Why would you need to own one?
It was designed for the sole purpose of killing humans, it's not for hunting or sports.

I don't know, I mean indeed they saved a lot of money at first, but I think it's better for the society to remove this people. After at least 25 years in prison you will never be resocialized again and I don't know how much money they spend on these people in jail (I mean in terms of food, water for toilets, showers etc.) and there's always the risk that they fall back into their old behaviour. They offer nothing to society and eventhough some people clame that death penalty doesn't scare people, so they don't commit crimes I have to say, that I only agree to some extend. Hardcore people, those who don't care anyways will not be stopped by a strict punishment, but regular people who are just having with the thought of killing somebody might be stopped. I think that's an extremly interesting topic.

not many in my small little town and I don't walk near where they live
I do get irrationally worried if there's a car parked near the lake in the middle of the night though. what if they're disposing of a body and even though I make a point not to look over there they can't take any chances and have to dispose of me?
100% of the time they're just fishing though.

Taco you whacko^^

>I am on a diet but Saturdays I eat whatever I want

lol Americans

中國食品

800 calories every other day of the week family

But I go hog fucking wild on saturdays

just gonna try to sleep and forget all about everything for a good short while

/cum/ please tell me how to fold a decorative towel immediately

I accidentally mistook a decorative towel for my own and ended up drying my face with it at my boss' house. It's really wet and wrinkly now. Please help, I don't wanna be 'that guy' at the party.

Just hide it in a drawer

I hate to use this argument, but it's because I have a right to, and frankly, I'm more confident and experienced in using an AR-15 in a self defense scenario.

>It was designed for the sole purpose of killing humans, it's not for hunting or sports.
The 2nd amendment is not intended, not is it designated for the purposes of hunting or sport.

Just hide it in your ass

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So when do you think you'll have to fight back against the gubment exactly

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you take a corner in each hand
you go over and under again
you make a loop dee loop and pull
and your towels are lookin cool

Nobody cared in the last thread
Nobody will care now

I hope ur just playing monopoly ironically

I miss them during winter. Probably because there's 14 hour of night, and it's too cold. It's weird when it's warm and only 8 hours.

Do you know how much it costs to run a court for a trail like that? Like $20k an hour, when you include all of the police, lawyers, judge and staff, with their benefits, plus maintaining the court itself.

Prisoners here cost 80k a year. So a year in jail costs less than a day in court.

And when he has 25 years without probation, that's just on paper. He might be eligible for a parole hearing then, but they don't let people like him out.

I always tell myself I'll keep going on my walks in the winter but then the wind picks up and I don't want to walk on the ice and it's too much of a ball ache to put on my long underwear and scarf and all that

Don't bully me or my country's hat ever again

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Would US police just taser her and rip down the veil?

I don't consider myself one of the overly edgy types who's always fixated on overthrowing the government,
but it was stated by the founding fathers that the second amendment also guarantees the right for the use of arms in the defense of himself and his fellow man.

Depends on where it would've happened in the country desu

So you need a gun designed for warfare combat to protect your property
Would you shoot someone for stepping over your lawn without asking?
Because you sound like the kind of guy who'd kill without hesitating
You're a ticking time bomb with a very dangerous mindset and a too lenient opinion of guns and their usage on humans

You won't be able to ride that rodeo for long lad. Might as well just go full auschwitz mode and lose that weight fast while you can. Feeding yourself a trillion burgers on the weekend while starving yourself every other day will only fuck your shit up.

Or you can gain some fucking self control and do a steady and clean diet. You'll end up learning something in the process.

Happy belated Canada Day my Mapley friends!

>Do you know how much it costs to run a court for a trail like that?

Obviously no, but now I do. Costs should be considered but I think there's stuff that's more important like that, for example the symbolic value, like you mentioned in your post before, it's necessary to have this option for very brutal murders or cases. I also believe that it stops at least some people from commiting these crimes. We have something called "Sicherheitsverwahrung" too, where the people who were in jail have to stay there after their normal punishment, eventhough it's not like regular jail time anymore (that's how I understood it).

That's why they're called "Defence Rifles", right? You fucking moron.

If it's illegal to venerate Hitler in Germany, and Hitler was for restricting gun ownership, how can you legally be against guns?

Just because you cant be trusted with weapons, doesn't mean other countries cant.

Canada has pretty much the same laws, we don't have the same amount of shootings.

desu shooting squad is the only humane way of executing someone
Put him to sleep with anesthetics, then round up five guys and let them shoot him in the dick
The usual some guns have blanks stuff applies ofc

I wish it was easier to gain Canadian citizenship tbqhwy. I had a daughter last year I want to relocate my family up north somewhere in Ontario.

>shooting squad

Yeah that's my favorite type of execution too along with the guillotine, because it's a quick death.
The electric chair is fucked up.

Hitler had the dream of a violence free, ethnically pure society and worldwide freedom post Zionist world control
Tbh I think we'd live in an utopia right now had he not been stopped and opposed

>So you need a gun designed for warfare combat to protect your property
What is with this meme that somehow because a weapon looks a certain way, it's supposed to serve a different function?
There are many other rifles chambered in the same round that the AR15 uses that weren't used in the production of/intended for warfare use, but somehow it's more deadly because you saw it on Iraq war footage on CNN?

>Would you shoot someone for stepping over your lawn without asking?
I would kindly ask what their business is doing on my lawn, because they are not presenting any direct threat to me.

>Because you sound like the kind of guy who'd kill without hesitating
You're a ticking time bomb with a very dangerous mindset and a too lenient opinion of guns and their usage on humans
And you sound like the type of guy to invite Sharia law into your wife.

wow rude

>he has a one year old daughter
>he STILL posts on Sup Forums
You sound fuccen trash man
How's your whore of a wife doing raising a retard into a broken home

How many enemies do you have and how well armed are they? I'm just asking why you think you NEED an AR-15 for protection.

It's ok buddy, i think monopoly is a pretty nifty game.

>le Muslim cuck meme
Lol yeah also I want to invite refugees into my home man
I love big brown dick in my German women!!!

Not him but I need an AR-15 style gun because I live by a bunch of fucking drug dealers that like to get drunk and have had the DEA send strike teams to break down doors and get in bigass brawls with them

What do idiots like you think an AR-15 is? It's basically a fucking hunting rifle with a paint job. It isn't an assault rifle. It's a normal rifle.

It's reciprocal. It's pretty much impossible to move to America without an existing American relative.

Canada has some fairly easy paths to citizenship for people from the UK, Australia, New Zealand and about 15 others. But they offer a path to citizenship for Canadians too.

It didn't used to be like this. My grandfather was a teacher. During summers he would go to America and legally work, without any issues. Even got a social security card.

so do I
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I work a full time job and put bread on the table. Why does casually going on Sup Forums in my down time make me less qualified to be a parent or a husband? FYI I'm not the AR-15 gun-nut American posting here too.

Ever consider moving to a more pleasant town?

If this isn't bait, I have none at the moment, because I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic that revolves my entire life around this philosophy of "me vs. them"

I've already said why I WANT an AR, because why wouldn't I want the best tool most suitable for me to use when I use it?

Why do germans post here? Cant they go frigg off back to their own general?

Ever consider home invaders don't want to kill you? They just want your TV or your computer.

Wouldnbe impossible without fucking a lot of other shit up in my life at the same time

Thrns out being born and raised in the hood has its drawbacks

>le gun owners shoot everybody meme

It's not about whether you NEED a firearm of that caliber for defense. It's about the people's right and duty as a militia to be sufficiently armed.

>Why do germans post here?

I enjoy coming here to talk about at least somewhat related topics. The prolem is that people mistake me for the other german.

Every consider how the fuck I would know that when they break in?

Because people that break into your house deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Which one are you user?

Stampede is coming up

>tfw just came into my eye
I dont know how to feel about this

The one that likes the south-west, modern architecture and wants to go to university in Reno?

That guy is ok.

Nevadaboo, but currently I don't post as much as I used to.

futas

before

putas

>well hello mr.guy who broke into my house
>i hope youre not carrying a lethal weapon and over react to me spotting you over here
>here take my tv and my daughters virginity, its the least I could do
>i bet you have a hard life, do you want me to get some coffee warmed up for you?

How did Trudeau look more natural at the Stampede than Calgary raised Harper?

Next time, don't get too close to your monitor, dingo berry, or point your pecker at an angle

You realize the government has drones right?

Yeah bruh we're a fucking milita just waiting to overthrow a malicious government!
It's not like the army would just blast our asses when we ride scooters with an ar15 prepped up on the handlebars but we're a fucking milita and it is our second amendment DUTY as upright freedom loving American citizen to be prepared for the eventuality of our government going crazy!!
(tfw the US has been run by nut jobs for the past 50+ years but a milita taking action has yet to be found because Americans are too brainwashed into thinking that their government is always in the right to ever rebel against it anyway so it's basically the biggest meme of amendments there is)

yes that's me.

If you're a true patriot can you please find a muder the other one(s)? The one autist has a dynamic ip and cant be banned, so you'll have to take care of him desu, godspeed

Would you like to share your brain with your twin?

It would give you a reason to be beta, one conjoinedtwin is always dominant.

The worst shooting sprees committed before Orlando were done using pistols and "low capacity" magazines

I don't think banning long rifles would fix our gun/shooting problem. Theres obviously a need to fix our society to make it less violent

>lying in bed 2 mins away from sleep
>the weed man finally texts back from 5 hours ago

this fucking guy i swear

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He sums it up pretty well.

I can't see what's wrong with owning guns to protect yourself. It's the person behind the gun that makes the decision to kill, not the gun. A gun is a tool more or less. Of course it's dangerous and maybe one should overthink if there should be even bigger backround checks, but there are enough people owning guns who haven't killed anybody. You're free to not own a gun.

>one thing (Virginia Tech) happened against your argument so you're wrong.
While you blatantly ignore examples set by Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.

Cat trying to get in the bathroom. Resolution is probably fuckhuge, sry about that

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This is for the poster on weight loss having his cheat day today :-)
Bless up

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thanks :)

Looks like my cat dnuggling with me right now.

>It's not like the army would just blast our asses when we ride scooters with an ar15 prepped up on the handlebars but we're a fucking milita
You're right bro, you should just tell the Taliban to give up.

>it is our second amendment DUTY as upright freedom loving American citizen to be prepared for the eventuality of our government going crazy

>The Second Amendment was based partially on the right to keep and bear arms in English common law and was influenced by the English Bill of Rights of 1689. Sir William Blackstone described this right as an auxiliary right, supporting the natural rights of self-defense, resistance to oppression, and the civic duty to act in concert in defense of the state.[8]

I agree with part of your last sentence.

Cats are shit tier animals and pets.

Yeah they're similar, mine looks younger though

>You should just tell the Taliban to give up?
Do you think the Taliban is going to invade the US and we need a militia for that? This is the mindset of the average gun owner in the US.

Do you suggest that the whole of upright gun owners should, or would go down without a fight? Give me liberty or give me death, wuss.
>Americans are too brainwashed into thinking that their government is always in the right to ever rebel against it
This isn't pre-Vietnam, Americans distrust their government more than ever.

truth

Fuck you buddy that very cat ate a bug crawling on my carpet just a few minutes ago. She's a qt

This is the first time I've been drunk in months, and I'm spending it watching DS9 and holding my dick.

My cat, Huey, is 6. How old is your's?

Oh, it seems that you enjoyed new Berserk adaptation.

Canada doesn't really have a 'ban' on high capacity mags. There's a little metal thing they put in mags, but it's easily removable. It's illegal to do so, but so are spree killings.

lol Canada

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posting my cat