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At the mercy of the Janny edition

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genuinely wish poleaboo would kill himself

cara

don't think jannys shift has started yet

doing my best

your last words

Just a wank to what turned out to be child porn haha whoops

how do they have such a good record

Poleaboo is glad that others at least think of her

standing my ground

>It's a BMW, they'll outlive you

Bmws are shite nowadays for reliability

Kind of wanna see if he makes it through the transformation into a women first

Anyone else get annoyed about the fact if you want a decent fast car you will need to purchase a classic?

Anything built after 2001 that is fast costs £500 a year to tax.

>cagerunts being upset

nice
ought to tax them even more 2bh

doing an alcoholism

Enjoy your impetence bikehomo

>Anything built after 2001 that is fast costs £500 a year to tax.

lol at the brits complaining about tax

my old car was €1000 per year and thats only if you payed it in a lump sum

That £500 is only for ferraris and stuff right? A 535d would be cheaper yes?

decided to look up hotpockets on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=xt1fiitz1YM

i have never heard of these annoying runts before but they have 10m subscribers

How is this chain of messages?
I'm not gonna scare her off again am I?

>Do you own any other costumes, such a princess dress or some other kind of dress a younger girl would wear?

>Hi, I have young outfits. You're more than welcome to being anything along you'd like me to wear :) x

>OK, I'm just into humiliation & degradation, it's just that if you can dress younger (a school girl is rather mundane) than that would be more humiliating for me.
>Your profile mentions "small cock humiliation", that's a bit dull for me, do you have more to work with?

>Hi, I have been specialising in domination and roleplay for a few years now. I'd ask you the type of things you like, your limits! X

>How precise do you need me to be?
>I'm not entirely sure what my triggers are, I just know I want to be humiliated and degraded.
>You can assume I have no limits but for a good session do you need to know more about what I like?

>thought girl liked me
>has become clear that she doesn't

End it.

>cagerunts still sticking to this tired myth

enjoy your obesity, stress and ED

Don't reply to it.

No its based on co2 produced and naturally any fast car with a good engine produces a lot of co2. So any car tgat doesn't gave an asmatic 1.2l engine had high tax.

I'm paying £300 a year on a turbo 1.8l

Who /middle angles/ here

With the Dane on this one, car 'people' need to be binned en masse.

Ride a bicycle you fat pleb.

Enjoy jumping out your skin as I blare my horn and splash you with mud as a roar by.

please watch our election

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welcome to the meat grinder

reminder that top gear raced a bike, a boat, public transportation and a car across london

the car came last

imagine walking around britain at 1000 AD

imagine just looking at the people and what the place looks like

A most unfortunate turn of events

>ride a bike

Ah yes I can understand why you would need a car if you're an arrogant student or neet, but I drive 40 miles every day because I have a job.

>its tt fag

alri

but you car is just old, modern cars are much cheaper lad, an 09 535d is pretty fast and its only £230 the petrol is £270

ah yes, the welsh populace

would do anything to travel back then

> always see posts on r9k like "how do I tell if a girl likes me"
>I literally had sex with a girl who told me a week later she doesn't like me

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL BOTCHES BE CRAZY

the girls in that pic trigger my gender dysphoria

Buying an mg gt and putting a rover v8 in it lads.

Runt as fuck.

cars are haram

>living 20 miles from work

jesus lad, i walk to work

All AFFORDABLE fast cars have high tax. 09s still cost an arm and a leg.

The population of England in 1086 AD was 1,710,000 as opposed to the 53,012,456 we have now to put things into perspective

It must've been a very different time

I ride a steam-wagon for an hour each way baka.

Not all if us have interchangable telesales jobs you cam find anywhere and need to look further afield

mental hahaha

doing a morris dance

lol are you looking to spend like 2k

just get a gti or something

theres loads of stuff out there for cheap yous have the best market

just watched an eye opening hot pockets review

the texture wasn't crunchy, it had an all round buttery aroma+taste yet lacked the "spiciness" in which the packet claimed it would deliver

>Hey look at me and my car
>vroom vroom it goes fast!!!!!

Runt confirmed.

I just moved mate, not worth the hassle of a commute every morning

Classic cars are the sign of the affluent middle class though.

1 2 3 4 5 doesn't matter how many times I try

I love my mum

you stick to anime

t. Nouveau riche mong

me too

doing an aeropress and toast

You've fallen for the meme already, not sure I can save you.

Hedonic treadmill is a fucker.

When we annexing Ireland lads?

U saying u love my mum too or u love ur mum too?

Good lad, thinking of getting a Triumph Stag

ireland will be more powerful than britain within our lifetimes.

screen shot this

I love our mom

might go to a car show tommorow

there was an xj220 there last year

>been a month at my new job
>the guy that was going to be my manager is still in the hospital and won't be back for a year
>I've inherited his job
>MD has explained that he see's me as the same ranking as the guy in the hospital now and it's been decided I report to the MD even if he comes back.
>guy in hospital has the title "director of operations" and a much fatter pay cheque

How long should I wait to address this? I want the same money and a similar title if we're the same rank.

*puts 2 condoms in my jacket pocket*
hopefully i'll need these

>i fell for the aeropress(tm) meme

ah yes cars

> Ahh yes I am a normie drone, excuse me while I stand in the entrance to Tesco with 10 of my other normie drone clones talking about last night's epic party at Deano's

god I want to fucking massacre them

kαλημερα στους μαλαkες αγγλους, γιατι οι γυναιkες σας ειναι τοσο ασχημες?

Smh

>he fell for the materialism meme
>becoming decadent

kaneueey meuakek oi oac eiva toogo aonxney desu

t. cucked by billionaires

>one person per car

>WOWEEE LOOK AT THAT CAR
>WOWZER I BET IT GOES FROM POINT A TO POINT B (marginally) FASTER THAN MY CAR!!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're already dead

ah yes cars are famous for their ability to fit 70-80 people

average is 1.5 people per car in the UK (during journeys).

there's a reason pizza delivery guys use mopeds

God damn nigga. That Matte paintwork is slick lad

>1.5

wut

Are you dense mate?

it was the only one I had saved

murderer!!!

>a car? Why would I own such an archaic contraption? I am am enlightened public trasport user that is saving mother earth.

yes

I hope they tax the ever living fuck out of you car driving runts.

>B-BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND EXTERNALITIES!!!!!

this 2bh

don't wanna talk to this girl i've been messaging anymore lads

what do

let's accommodate cars above all else that will certainly make for nice places to live

>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole purpose of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place

I live in a trailer aha

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t. middle class nuclear family and probably an only child

used to get bullied for having a welsh name


mfw

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>Why yes I will stay living with my parents like some sort of pathetic man-baby, surely everyone else lives between two mosques and spends an unreasonable amount on rent. They're fools!!
>Now, where did I put my Hobgoblin? Mother! come here at once!!!