The CIA has developed implants which target Debian users (among many others) and it's named after Aeris...

The CIA has developed implants which target Debian users (among many others) and it's named after Aeris, a Final Fantasy character

wikileaks.org/vault7/document/Aeris-UsersGuide/page-1/

The FF7 character's name is Aerith you retard.

fucking weebs don't have anything better to do than sperging out and defending their waifu when someone spells their name wrong

This is Trump's fault! Fuck that orange Cheeto am I right Reddit?

>cia has a bunch of weebs working for them

I'm going to start believing more of the "CIA here" posts.

>he thinks spelling an anime girl name right is an intelligence defeat
gg for exposing your real IQ
good luck sifting thru the millions of mangos and anime vids to find something useful

Actually, it's えいりす

Wasn't AerithDies was it you fucking nu-internet chucklefuck

>guy exposes a mistake, with a correct answer
>(You) get mad for nothing
>Using a term that you don't understand

Are you some sort of special retard?

weebs are already everywhere

dumb anime poster

>attacking someone who's talking about weebs having no lives
must've hit a nerve

thread successfully derailed
good work boys. keep an eye out for more anti-patriotic threads

But who is using Debian 7 on their desktop machine still?

>implying there's no way for them to quickly and automatically process this information
Such an ignorant bitch argument only a Windows user could come up with it.
>gg
>IQ
Clearly a Windows user. I thought you people had your own board.

im not even going to try to insult you, you do a good enough job on your own

a bunch of the tools leaked previously were named after pokemon so it's not really surprising.

Fucking drumpf i swear the God

>looking up anime names to make sure you're correct on a taiwanese sock knitting board
lmao

>when you get comfy

I should have known a thread about American gov't spyware would be filled with crybaby Americans.

Literally the same thing in different script.

Then why did it default to Aeris? Check mate.

Or maybe you just don't have an argument.

I have no opinion on weeaboo gaymertrash. Your ignorance and mannerisms simply out you as a gaymer Wincuck.

leaf

Fucking two scoop troompa lumpa

Good thing I use Windows :)

And now it's dead, just like aerith

Well it seems that Debian 7 is compromised but if this goes on, it will be hard to find a secure distro.

>not relation with debian
>no systemd
>free as in freedom or a way to transform it to free distro (i.e arch --> parabola)

>People thought Loonix was safe

>he only played the remake

*boing*

also, who fucking cares.

Debian Linux 7 (i386)•
Debian Linux 7 (amd64)•
Debian Linux 7 (ARM)•
Red Hat Enterprise Linux 6 (i386)•
Red Hat Enterprise Linux 6 (amd64)•
Solaris 11 (i386)•
Solaris 11 (SPARC)•
FreeBSD 8 (i386)•
FreeBSD 8 (amd64)•
CentOS 5.3 (i386)•
CentOS 5.7 (i386)

nice platform support. let me go download a debian distro from 5 years ago so you can h4x me

Thanks to those god damn CIA niggers.

checked and saved.

>it will be hard to find a secure distro
get comfy

open sores memeware BTFO yet again

>Literally the same thing in different script.
>Eirisu 「エイリス」
>The same as Aerith
Aeris is the correct transliteration. Aerith would use a 'tsu' at the end, not a 'su'.

Leave it to weebs to be wrong.

>defending someone who spergs out about weebs on Sup Forums of all places

yfw you think their team is not bribed

I thought it was some super exploit but it's just a bunch of shitty scripts that require root to run, a payload basically. Is this the power of the CIA?

The power of the CIA exists only in the imagination of South American Leftists intellectuals.

>doesn't care about detecting whether the CIA is up in their jimmies
Sportsweeb detected

Where does the hand come from?

I see no problem with the compatibility or do you mean they can't run python scripts?
NSA

So what os is the most secure?

It's attached to the blowfish's chin.
t.marine biologist

Fedora of course

Security isn't a product.

It's エアリス you dumbfuck
Kill yourself

The one that's not running.

Hardened Gentoo of course.

>To run those scripts on the LP, the operator must first log in as root

>tfw safe because I got Mint

Mint is based on Debian, so...

Ubuntu you mean?

feels open bsd man
Also feels gentoo man

>Aerith would use a 'tsu' at the end, not a 'su'.

Not at all

If Thank you is pronounced as サンキュウ、Then why not Aeri'th'?

Stupid gaijin-san.

And Ubuntu is based on what?

There's two versions of Mint, one based on Debian and one based on Ubuntu.

>what is LMDE
Irrelevant. It can run on any *nix shit if it's have python.

>CIA are weebs now
what a time to be alive

>FreeBSD 8
nice that's useful

I got the Ubuntu one

There's a degree of separation so I'm good

Sup Forums was a mistake

>he didn't play the original untranslated

> it's just a bunch of shitty scripts that require root to run,
That's the same for pretty much all of these Vault 7 leaks, it's just a bunch of shit that anyone with half a brain would have known to exist. Only people making noise about most of the leaks are people who have no clue how computers work, same as the posters claiming OSes are "compromised" because a user with admin privileges can do things that users with admin privileges can normally do.

That's not how any of this works.

>aerisdies
those were some good faps

Please tell me this leaked documents are just as old as the operating systems the malware is targeting

>tfw the proliferation of Baneposting and "Dr Pavel I'm CIA" meme was a CIA psyop to improve their image to typically distrustful internet subctultures

It's like Tor. They can only see up to Ubuntu, but can't see past it.

This is actually pretty good trolling, no fake.

Dr Pavel, I'm WeebIA

>tfw grinded Aeris/Aerith only to have it removed from the party mid-game

>no Ubuntu exploit

Ubuntu is a shitty Debian.

It's not an exploit and it would work on Ubuntu.

Exactly... the CIA will run the payload and it won't work because it's not Debian or Ubuntu. Better for everyone that way, really. They'll think something is wrong with it and get busy on something else.

Exactly. They don't know what mint is.

>Shit it didn't install. I'm going back to Windows

Why can't we have one called Obama is a nigger.

They don't want to offend you.

I'm now imagining a competing team in the CIA making a Tifa malware to support their favorite ship.

kill -9 aeris

Oh my fucking god it was there.

WTF am I pwnd?

>proceeds to smash everything.

Try again CIA niggers.

so what's the equivalent of this on ubuntu ?
there has to be some cia nigger shit on ubuntu

>old old stable
i might have been concerned ... 10 years ago

Grab a copy before the CIA sieze Terrys site

echo "kill -9 aeris" >> sephiroth.sh

surprised they didn't target arch, that distro is getting very popular these days, especially it's derivatives

though maybe this is outdated

:) haha that's great

Clover os

But I have x86 cpu only.

>using Wheezy

Yes it's Aeris. The same way 'Alice' becomes Arisu 「アリス」, then Eirusu 「エイリス」 becomes "Eiris" or Aeris.

Where the fuck do you get a "th" from?

If they wanted to make it AeriTH, they would have used the commonly used 'tsu' 「つ」for 'th' instead of the commonly used 'su' 「す」 for 's'.


I mean these roumaji are some of the most standard and less vague out of all of them.

Then perhaps one of the FSF Operating Systems might be better suited.
How about Trisquel?

>echo "kill -9 aeris" >> sephiroth.sh

...

Any Mac OS.

>based on ubuntu
>ubuntu is based on debian
>uses systemd
Look, the only viable option I see on FSF would be Guix and parabola without systemd. I have tried Trisquel, but I could not get it to work from a Live cd on my T40. I put the forcepae parametres but it got stuck I think. I have look at this again but it still uses systemd.

get out of our board CIA. we are sick of your memes

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