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Tony is gonna fuck you up edition

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me on the left

Reminder that Thaianon is the new Janitor

Do not upset him as he now has power over us

Red Woman who did she burn

I see u

Goooooooooooooal of Italy!!!!!!

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NONE OF THESE SQUARES CONTAIN STREET SIGNS

I am loving this tune

Die you gook paki piece of shit hahaha

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These "Germans" are very good at the old kick ball aren't they, who knew?

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>being the most powerful man in Britain at one point
>settling for that as your wife

Just don't get normies desu

You are literally funding the janny's hotpocket allowance

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I don't care. fuck off. shit

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>pass - pay hiroshima nakamura to keep the site running

>captcha - pay google for the luxury of shitposting where each post takes effort

I have my priorities in order. Do you?

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>this new janny

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>wigan

How does this make sense?

If you own a tv you have to pay the license fee

The license fee pays for BBC tv but also BBC radio

You can own a radio and listen to bbc radio without having to or even being asked for anything?

Is doing literally nothing wrong.

>fugg da bolis :DDDDDD

Some of us appreciate thailad's efforts

aye

Hahahaha I think we doxxed the janny

He's literally some privileged teenager who lives in an upper middle class Kentish suburb with his mummy and daddy, who drive a swanky Beamer

>been incredibly shy all my life
>average as fuck until I was about 19
>bloomed late
>start making an effort in my appearance and lifestyle
>become very handsome
>people stare all the time
>always catch people looking at me
>get constant compliments
>2 gay guys at work always trying to flirt with me...
>girls at work always going out of their way to talk to me and get my attention
>basically get tons of attention just because of my looks
>all of this
>STILL FUCKING SHIT WITH WOMEN
>STILL A VIRGIN

Literally how is this even possible? Why is my confidence so utter shit with women but so high everywhere else?

It's like there is some invisible fucking barrier between me and good looking girls.

I get so down and annoyed with all the missed opportunities that it makes me depressed.

Am I autistic????

Mummy says I can have a new game for my Dreamcast, what should I get?

not sure how to feel

I have eaten this

>Dreamcast

First ever meme console

no need to call him names like that

having my way

You have to capitalise on their attraction to you and persuade them to let you put your willy in their fanny or bumhole.

got no meaning or purpose to my existence lads haha wayheeyyy

Seamen

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You're probably not as handsome as you think

>get constant compliments
You really don't

>I have eaten this

Then explain it to us. For what purpose?

overheard someone say something racist in greggs earlier lads

Try talking to them

Disclaimer: not born in Wigan

I'm not sure, it's just a pie in a bread roll

Sonic Adventure or Power Stone la

I like to >wigan with an anime girl to see how you react 2bh

>wanting to kick this out the country

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Did you call him out on it?

How the fuck do Romania have better internet than most first world countries? Why do we allow this?

>23 posters

Dead as FUCK

Perhaps existence constitutes purpose?

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>this is literally /britpol/

oh fuck

b urself

Everyone's on Sup Forums for the football

You might try talking to them mate.

i can't keep a friendship going for more than a year and wanna kill myself every day

Why do people think thaiguy is the new janny?

All banned

Said something racist in greggs earlier lads

>these are the people that post on /brit/

I wouldn't kick her out of bed

nice flag :D

no one does lad

>town's extra flag is literally a child's design for a competition from 7 years ago

bravo extra flag janny

>new janny
>fedora posting is still allowed

useless fucking cunt

Hello lads, I might apply for some jerbs in the UK. I had the unpleasant to have been fooled by the American Jew on my last visit here, as I couldn't understand the accent quite well.
Could you recommend me some series/films where the characters speak in a distinctive British accent (working class)?
So far I've watched Misfits, Doctor Who and Downton Abbey.

Everyone's on Sup Forums

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Peep Show

Does anyone here have any friends? Do you know where to get them?

>16
i should bloody well hope not

heh loads of new flags

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Snatch

Anyone who joins a political party at 16 is probably an annoying cunt regardless of which party

>Do you know where to get them?

Go out to social events with your gf and just talk to people about common interests

shameless, top boy and skins will help you get poortherner, road man and middle class youth respectively

This is England

Hey I was very proud of that

i don't have either of those

it's wrong and i don't like it
sort it out

Just ate a twinkie and feel a bit sick

ah, another crest on a white background, very impressive

Lads an actual literal physical girl is in love with me

What do I do from here? this was never part of my plan

mammy made a shite dinner today, think I might pop down the chipmarket for some chips

*poos disestablishmentarianally*

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I don't understand.

>go out with with friends
>meet girls
>get gf

>go out with gf
>meet people
>get friends

What's the problem?

Move to Mexico and change your identity

off yourself

trying out all the wool flags

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bloody hell

If you are a true Scottish Nationalist who wants independence from both the EU and the UK, good on you. That I can understand. But what I don't understand is how most Cyber Nats support the EU but not the UK. It's quite clearly English hating lefty bollocks, and they should all be locked in a mental institute.

downtown abbey

>Pakis just moved in to my neighbourhood which is 99% white

why live, literally looking to move away now, why did they do this

what kind of a socially integrated, functional human being doesn't have a gf?