Women in tech

Who are the most inspiring women in tech right now?

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Any women that aren't working for normie shit like Snapintrestagram, Twitterbook, etc.
I guess anything difficult like game development and design, manufacturing, science and research, etc.

>"women"

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Karlie is beautiful, tho.

Lisa su as CEO
Fei-Fei Li as research and autist.
A lot Asian women and White MtF.

Lisa "shillstomper" Su?

She's cute

She's 6'2"

that's hot

Um, I give women more points for being attractive than for being particle physicists or some shit. Bonus if both but really not necessary, and no I don't find women who are smart but ugly particularly inspiring. I believe that part of being a great character is having both intelligence and looks, as well as style.
So in tech. Even though karlie kloss is retarded, I like her way more than the yahoo bitch for instance.

Why is everyone so mean to mommy?

do you think Jim Keller tapped that?

I want to pour some wine, kiss her forehead and tell her its going to be okay ;_;

I would poke holes in all their condoms.

because people are morons and think yahoo was in good shape before she took over

*spends 3 gorillion dollars on tumblr*

She was put there to break and sink yahoo.

>"womyn"

>women will reach an average of 6'4 in our lifetime
>the average male will be 6'9
they're going to cull us

The ones that are just boys wearing long socks.

>difficult like game development
Retard. It took me 30 seconds to write an engine in Ocaml.

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best techwaifu since margaret hamilton.

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It was Thursday: November 7, 2013. Everyone in the company was waiting for Mayer to say something to remind them that she was the CEO who was finally going to restore Yahoo to its rightful place in the Internet industry.

Mayer took a breath. She said hello to everyone. She reminded them of the meeting’s confidentiality. She said she looked through their questions and she had something she wanted to read. It had been a book in her hands, after all. A children’s book.

She began to read.

"Bobbie had a nickel all his very own. Should he buy some candy or an ice cream cone?"

Mayer held the book up, to show the employees the illustrations.

"Should he buy a bubble pipe? Or a boat of wood?"

Another illustration.

"Maybe, though, a little truck would be the best of all!"

Employees in URLs exchanged looks. At their desks, employees in remote offices grew confused.

What was Mayer doing?

She kept reading.

"Bobbie sat and wondered, Bobbie sat and thought. What would be the NICEST thing a nickel ever bought?"

Mayer seemed to skip a few pages. She read, with a slight agitation in her voice:

"He might buy a bean bag or a top to spin. He might buy a pin-wheel to give to little Brother. Or should he buy, thought Bobbie, a little pencil box?"

Mayer seemed to be reading with real frustration now, as though all of the anger and confusion in the room would just go away if everyone would just understand the story she was reading out loud.

“Bobbie thought—and suddenly a bright idea came,” Mayer read, reaching the book’s last pages.

"He spent his nickel just like this - - - -"

Mayer held the book up to show its last illustration. It was a drawing of a little red-haired boy riding a merry-go-round pony.

Hardly anyone could see the page.

No one understood what Mayer was trying to say.

10/10 will fug

If you are below that you are a manlet

this

she btfo the blue jews and doesn't afraid of anything

and yet my erection as not subsided

mommy is only acceptable answer

So it's not just me who wants to see mommy in the punishment costume? I might even let her call me Brian while she whips me.