Japan is hiring programmers but you need to speak japanese

>poor
>not living in japan
>can't bang japanese teens
When did you realize you we are going to spend the rest of our days in Sup Forums?

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Just learn Japanese fag

I wouldn't want to contribute to the economy as a foreigner anyway, it wouldn't be morally right.

>wanting to be a slave of the japanese corpocracy

pajeets go go!

where do i sign up
i know japanese

There's no concept of equality so if you become a wage slave you can be sure your possibly less competent japanese colleagues will be promoted over you.

And work on closed source crap with a decade old tools running only on migrosert wendys?

>wanting to be a slave of anyone

Work in a carwash without a contract, get neetbux and do mindblowing research on open source. Its the thing to do.

Who cares, they're all beta cucks so while you get no promotions you could probably fuck any female in the corporation without any consequences.

>having yellow fever
feels good to have a working brain

>people watched so many anti-white propaganda they literally worship japanese women

>it's Jewish propaganda that makes white woman being disliked

>be 5th generation Japanese ever since the war
>luckily still can speak a bit of Jap
>local Jap in US news paper always talking about wanting people here to go back to Japan to help repopulate
>family too Americanized to care about what happens in Japan
I happen to know how to code, and speak but cannot read most Kanji. Do you think I can live in Japan?

Yeah just learn kanji and headout

>help repopulate
japan is overpopulated as fuck.

No they aren't, fool

Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world.
Their women look like hairless monkeys too.

Not only this but people in japan are xenophobic as fuck. They don't want yankees like us there.

God forbid you find a deranged girl with burger fever that'll make sure you know what hell feels like on a regular basis.

>buys overseas products at home though
it's the same fucking thing mang

>Be me
>Be black
>Grow up in ghetto neighborhood
>In kindergarten
>Get raped by a white person in the neighborhood who was a family friend
>Best friend who made me smile during the hard times is an asian girl
>Haven't talked to her since kindergarten
>Still remember the warm atmosphere when around her
That is why user

She probably already raped in a JAV or getting blacked, or both.

Why the fuck would you want to work in Japan for a Japanese company? It's literally just a pageantry to see who sucks their boss' dick the best. I wouldn't mind living and working *in* Japan, so long as I was actually remoting in for an American company or as a civilian for an American military base.

>that webm
Why

If you don't know your kanji they'll dismiss you as an illiterate retard.

not propaganda but what they spread on mass media and in schools

They are quickly diminishing because the young adults arent fucking

First of all: I hate niggers (not black people). They should all be gassed for the good of humanity.

What user was referring to was stereotypes intended to help guide and protect the common folk. It's not perfect but it usually helps.

Anyway of you want to see her again then I'd suggest asking around info about her and looking her up online. Then at least let her know how important she was to you. Maybe ask her to be friends again and hope for the best if you deem it worth it.

Do it user before time runs out and one of you die.

My cousin died of cancer at 13 and I go into deep thoughts and nightmares almost on a regular basis. You see I fell in love with her and stopped myself from commiting suicide one day because of those feelings. She's the only reason up until she died of cancer that I've endured this mortal coil.

Now all I wanna do is go home, hug her and tell her how much I love her. But I can't. I fucking can't man. Fuck.

>Do you think I can live in Japan?
I think you should go and get a Japanese girlfriend to help with your Japanese. However, keep in mind being in the US is comfy because over there in Japan you actually have to think about North Korea, China, Russia, etc.

are women jews everywhere?
I'm afraid those asian women just love gold like western women plus they don't like the idea of being a housewife

theyre still overpopulated and a shrinking population would do them good.
specially since automation is becoming more of a thing.

same for most western countries too, but they fell for the "replace your population with third worlders" meme

Are some jap women sex freaks who want to get creamed by a hairy gaijin?

Only if its a smaller/medium sized company with reasonable practices or my own company (which I hope to start there)
Fuck shitty long hours at some big corp

Her family owned a corner store and two years ago I heard she was looking for work so that may be the case.
I may try, probably better than sitting at home with a worthless degree. Especially since I pretty much lost all my friends along the way.

Boy youre in for a real disappointment when you get to Japan and realize youre just a 2nd class citizen where everyone only sees you as a foreigner but still better than China where youll get dirty looks everytime you walk outside

lol this is great
Those closet fag homophobes would probably be suicidal after seeing that

>12 hour a day work week (only 2 days off per week)
Lol yes sign me up.

Anyone who takes up this offer is a pajeet.

日本語は意外と簡単です

die ken

Is that Hayao Miyazaki?

>I may try, probably better than sitting at home with a worthless degree. Especially since I pretty much lost all my friends along the way.
You never had any to begin with. Same shit happened to me. Thought I belonged in a group of faggots who never did any school work and skipped classes all just to be gay at the local skating park and 711. I always tried to fit in and by the time I realized the facade I had put on just so I wouldn't be alone they suddenly left me because my true self was breaking through. Life sucks man and the horrible choices we make only magnify that awfulness.

Anyway I really hope you find her and talk to her man. The nightmares I have of my cousin sometimes wake me up in the middle of the night and I just curl myself into a ball and cry myself back to sleep hoping I can have a good dream about her.

It's some guy who like dressing up in a fucking schoolgirl outfit. It was just a slow work day for Vice.

>Black person

Sorry but black are hated in Japan far more than any other race. They are mocked and not even interested in black people. Prepare to be looked at as a 3rd class citizen or even worse. If you are white or even tan a bit you still are looked at as second class but not as bad.

Only Western Europe did. America has been kicking out illegals and shutting down sanctuary cities at a record pace since Trump became president. And Eastern Europe is standing up for itself.

>theyre still overpopulated and a shrinking population would do them good.
Gtfo you idiot

Sounds nice, where do I sign up?

>Be me
>Be black
>Grow up in ghetto neighborhood
>In kindergarten
>Get raped by a white person in the neighborhood who was a family friend
>Best friend who made me smile during the hard times is an asian girl
>Haven't talked to her since kindergarten
>Still remember the warm atmosphere when around her
>Told I would get recognition in the workforce if I get higher level degrees
>Get Bachelors and Masters in 5 years in CS with a minor in Game programming
>Currently taking classes to get a bachelors in Japanese
>Plan to get a doctorate in CS
Guess I fucked up

He's actually not wrong. Japan is a little bit bigger than the average US state but has 1/3 the population of the US even though the shrinking population will definitely harm the seniors in need of care over a long term a smaller population would do Japan better in regards to agriculture at least.

>Automation is taking people's jobs!
>We need immigrants because there aren't enough people for the jobs!

I'm sick of this shit.

>Japan is hiring programmers but you need to speak japanese
you don't wanna work in Japan as a foreigner. you'll be treated like shit.

Japan being overpopulated is a myth. All exaggerated from the fact that Tokyo is the densest part of Japan. Outside of that there are developed areas around the country that have little to no people at all.

>5th gen
do you guys reproduce like rabbits ?
i'm 3rd generation frenchman

Yes

>every square inch of japan has to be a city or it isn't overpopulated

Not true at all.

>using a fallacy

>be programming student and know a decent amount of japanese from childhood

I'm not great at either of those things, but god damn I wanna move back to Asia.

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>not already living in japan

kyselves.

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IRL japan is nothing like what you see in your shitty 3rd-rate taiwanese sticky note cartoons of children molesting each other.

watch it you dumb bitch.

I know japanese but not any programming. Even if I did I would not go work in Japan as a programmer as the working conditions are 3rd world tier. You got to get a nice comfy job like some embassy shit if you want to work over there and not want to kill yourself.

You have to be a newfag to not immediately recognize who's legs those are, and not being attracted to perverted old men doesn't make you "homophobic" you mentally ill faggot.

>muh white race

Fuck off back to your containment board

To be fair, I've never heard of positive stories working in Japan aside from being an English teacher which doesn't really count in our situation.

>everyone explode now
fuck me that's real isn't it

Japanese people are worked like slaves, and whitey is a second class citizen so why would you want to live in Japan?
Go there on holiday, masturbate to their porn, but don't live there.

I've already seen it.
In fact, I knew you were going to post that video.

so basically
>I'm unable to assimilate with foreign culture, wah why doesn't it work in Japan the way it does in my homeland?


Suck it up fags, you're not the only immigrants/expats in the world. You can't just go live in another country and expect everything to be as easy/the same it was in your country.

>Fuck off back to your containment board
You already lost and still you bitch.

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>Go there on holiday, masturbate to their porn, but don't live there.
100% this. Work in Japan is horrible. They work your to deth... be it a jap or gaijin, you're gonna work 12 hr days.

>Fuck off back to your containment board you have to go back to /tumblr/ or /r/edd/it faggot. Sup Forums is not for you. you want safe spaces. this ain't it.

What?

Because that's the most awesome thing I've seen all month.

Holy shit that was a retarded

Summer is strong with this little edgy child

Why would you want to work 60 hours, 6 days a week for $30k/year in the most expensive country in the world? The only thing more fucked up than their masturbatory culturally inbred society is their work culture. I've been living here for several years and it's awful.

I was actually serious. All my relatives that went to visit japan hated it there. And they paid good coin for luxury hotels and restaurants. If tourism is that shit I can't imagine how lousy it must be to actually live there amongst mega xenophobic lankies.

>Eastern Europe is standing up for itself.
Except for the Ukraine.

The 2 most expensive places in the world to live are New York and Sydney, Australia.

I live in Japan at the moment and trust me, it is ridiculously affordable. Paying about $600 USD a month for a 3 room apartment.

Maybe get more information before forming opinions.

> most expensive country in the world

Japan's work culture is definitely total BS but it is definitely not the most expensive country in the world. Yes I know some BS online ratings say so but that are based off of foreign expat packages for corporate level dudes.

Ask anyone who has actually lived in numerous places around the world and they'll tell you Japan is very affordable. Hell Tokyo is arguably "cheap" compared to most other first world mega cities.

How are the living conditions?

Ok, if you're going to compare big cities there's no fucking way you can live in Tokyo for $600 for anything bigger than a coffin. Out in the sticks it's easy to find cheap places but it doesn't change the ridiculous prices of groceries, transportation, gas etc. But please, tell me to get more information before comparing dissimilar places.

no, it's actually so similar to what you see in animu that it's a bit disturbing, especially the ubiquitous cuteness. it seems like some kind of strange fantasy environment instead of a real place.

I got a job offer from tokyo from a branch office of a western codehouse that i interviewed at. Its better pay and less taxes and the company is known for its great culture. Not really sure if I'd like to do it or not though, seems like not a great long time plan.

In akihabara (home of the turbo otakus) maybe. No nip wants to look like a deranged fuck that regressed back into a baby.

四年間に勉強したのに
日本語無駄だよ
韓国語を習って

this. my bay area rent is triple what i'd be paying in tokyo.

Yes, now you know the true origin of the "anime was a mistake" line

いや給料も低いし技術力とか労働環境とか糞じゃない
西洋人がわざわざ来るメリットがないんだろうw

>just wistfully moving from objective to objective
this is why you never get anywhere
why not master something for a change

>partaking in trade is the same thing as working for a foreign government

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

眠くてめんどくさいなの

Thanks for posting this, I'm surprised China is that much better. Screw Japan.

good sleep is paramount
obtain a sleep schedule where you wake at a specific time each day and you sleep when you are tired

>be you
>be a nigger
>make up stories on a Taiwanese noodle stretching BBS's consumer tech board

but... あいらぶアニメ

アイラブ黒ちん

Then watch anime. You don't have to come here; there is nyaa.si or crunchyroll.

(Sorry for my english) I am Japanese and after watching this video, I feel like i'm obliged to tell this to anyone who are thinking to go to japan and to work as a english teacher. The "Eikaiwa school" which the guy in this video mentioned, is not formed as un educational institution in japanese school law. It is one of the famous greedy business which is under surveillance of METI with another greedy business like home selling. There is a lot of consumer law suits against those school. and the japanese people who decides to go and pay a lot of wasting money to those school are usually not well educated at large, not only in english. anyway so i guess there should be an union for foreign teacher. and also there is "Roukisho" which is labor standards supervision office. if your contract is labor contract, just go there and tell them what situation you're in. they will move quick. but i know that as working in japan with one year visa, it is very hard to fight againt those nasty companies. They know very well that you guys are not gonna fight against them. there might need to be helped by special law for foreigner but unfortunately the most of japanese know nothing about what sort of situation the english teachers have to go through. So.. may be yes China could be the better choice. but i feel like I need to do something with this.

Thanks for your insight Tanaka. Why aren't you on 2chan?