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github.com/Ralim/ts100
aliexpress.com/item/0/32812167797.html)
banggood.com/MINI-TS100-Digital-OLED-Programable-Interface-DC-5525-Soldering-Iron-Station-Built-in-STM32-Chip-p-984214.html
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-3-5mm-to-2RCA-AV-Stereo-Audio-Aux-Cable-for-Car-Male-to-Male-Splitter/32412560509.html
banggood.com/YIHUA-908D-220V-LED-Digital-Display-Soldering-Station-Soldering-Iron-Kit-p-1059873.html?rmmds=search
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi-max-2
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_646141.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2kTvWTaVs
aliexpress.com/item/8-Minutes-Fidget-Spinner-Newest-Copper-Quiet-Smooth-High-Speed-Metal-Hand-Spinner-Hybird-Brass-Bearing/32816911874.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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And they didn't even put the Star of David fidget spinner from the previous thread.

Got a new portable soldering iron for field work.

Also a silicone work mat to hopefully avoid starting brush fires while doing said field work. Alternatively it can hide the burn marks on my bench.

Best mouse for dirt cheap? I just need something for the workstation.

Does /csg/ buy any cameras? Just need one that performs better than a phone cam.

Oh and ideally it does have some control over dpi and a comfortable feel. Something like the Logitech G500 but not so expensive. Doesn't need a perfect sensor. Just weighty and made for big hands.

Apparently portable chargers are prohibited from being imported via mail into New Zealand.

You know what else is prohibited? Cloned or hybrid human embryos. Pic related.
What the fuck? Can a black science guy please explain? Does cloning an embryo just mean splitting it in two when it is young? And what is a hybrid embryo?...

>$30 Portable amp
Ech

Also the firmware for it is open source. This guy wrote some custom firmware for it that has more useful features for running the iron off batteries. Like low voltage cutoff to protect your lipo packs and better voltage/temperature calibration features.
github.com/Ralim/ts100

Where to order Doge canvas?

If you mean this then search the archives. From what I remember he ordered from a Chinese seller offering custom canvases

It's probably a safety-related ban. For instance li-ion power banks are flat-out banned by the IATA from being carried as cargo on passenger aircraft worldwide. The amount of energy stored and the prevalence of dubiously constructed units makes them even more hazardous to transport than mobile phones.

mainly to do with prohibition of ghost babbys

Link for store? Have you tested it out yet?
I'm just about to pull the trigger on some cheap wall plug soldering iron and accessories.

Does anyone know where I can get a 64gb legit micro sd card for a fair price ? Don't want to buy fake ones and they all seem suspicious.

A cloned embryo is when you take a human egg, remove the DNA from it and squirt in DNA from another human's stem cells. A hybrid egg is doing the same thing but with an animal egg cell instead of a human one.
The point of it is to be able to grow organs in a lab which are a perfect match for a specific individual, but because it will lead to designer babbys and further proof that all religions are worthless garbage progress isn't as quick as it could be.

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Wait for a Goybest deal, last time I ordered a overpriced memeshark for ~20$.

It's Goybest tho, if you have issues with it they'll just tell you to fuck off.

Shark?
I am in a third world country near Russia, do you think they would ship here?

Here's a deal from our chinky friends

Dear Roman
10$ discount for Blackview A7 to get 39.99$ for VIP customer,the promo is limited--only 300 pcs, after sell out will come back the normal price 49.99$,your vip code is «vip-Z»,pls leave it in your order we will adjust the price for you,
Android 7.0 MT6580A/1GB RAM+8GB ROM/Dual back camera!Now presale will release in the middle of August!
aliexpress.com/store/product/Blackview-A7-Smartphone-Android-7-0-MT6580A-Quad-Core-Mobile-Phone-1GB-RAM-8GB-ROM-Dual/404310_32823104584.html

Probably, but if the post service "loses" your card your shit out of luck.

I need a solution to bring sound from my laptop (USB or ExpressCard) to my old-ass Home Theater (analog 5.1, pic related).
Any ideas? I was thinking maybe something like a USB sound-card (aliexpress.com/item/0/32812167797.html) could work, but I'm open to suggestions or better alternatives.

Got it off banggood with the 15% off coupon for soldering gear which I think is still active. It's temp controlled, heats up fast and holds the temp really well even on a high thermal mass joint. Honestly it's better than a lot of desk stations I've used.
Do note though that it doesn't come with a PSU. You can feed it anywhere from 12-24V through the 2.5mm barrel jack at the end of it so battery packs, vehicle adapters and laptop chargers all work if you have a connector that fits.
The literature says the power ranges from 17W at 12V to 65W at 24V and that feels about right. At 24V it heats up to 300C in less than 10sec and it takes just over 30sec to do it on 12V.

Sweet! Got a link for the product?

I'm looking for a new battery for my thinkmeme, what sites should I trust

banggood.com/MINI-TS100-Digital-OLED-Programable-Interface-DC-5525-Soldering-Iron-Station-Built-in-STM32-Chip-p-984214.html

You can search for TS100 on most chink stores for more options and accessories.

Thank you!

Those are audio outs, if the audio-in are also rca you only need one of these:

aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-3-5mm-to-2RCA-AV-Stereo-Audio-Aux-Cable-for-Car-Male-to-Male-Splitter/32412560509.html

Also, you can find cheaper models when bought locally.

Bulgaria is still the best

Not him but this is the one I use:
banggood.com/YIHUA-908D-220V-LED-Digital-Display-Soldering-Station-Soldering-Iron-Kit-p-1059873.html?rmmds=search
Lacks the portability of the more expensive one but is half the price and takes Hakko tips.

As an X-Ray machine operator I hate these things. They literally look like an improvised explosive on the monitor.

Looks like someone has been false reporting non referral links again

Reposting because no answer and I'm stupid.

I was sent here to ask about getting a coupon to use in Aliexpress to get a Xiaomi Mi Max for a good low price.
What should I know getting into this? Do they ship internationally, or should I use an international locker service to get around it?

Check kimovil for current coupons

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi-max-2

It was a stock picture, this one is closer to what I've got. Also, the solutions you're suggesting works for stereo only, I need to output 5.1 sound.

Since you'd be tried to the bench with that anyway I think I'd prefer something like a 936 clone which would be more serviceable and have a beefier power unit.

Constant portability isn't a priority. That iron also looks nice.
Damn, I'm going to have to do some thinking on those two.

There's no transformer though? How would you detonate explosives with 3 button cells and no transformer?

You need the sound card you posted and three of those cables user posted.

Coupon max2gb makes it $239.99

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_646141.html

i dunno if anyone wants to hear this but yesterday i ate a pizza

Good point. Storage is a issue and a can't have a soldering iron sitting on my only desk/dinner table/office table all day. ;)

Link for these caps?

Cables aren't a problem, I'm just curious to know if there are better solutions or products for what I'm trying to do ().

No point in going with express card. I doubt anyone will have a done a real review of these, as most people will be using bitstream via HDMI. Looks like there are some build quality and qc issues judging by reviews.

The guy who got them, linked them.

high five soldering bro, this iron is great

neat

WHERE DA MEMES AT

>EAIOSI X6 XD
>NOT BAD FOR A $130 PHONE XD
>LE ECO IS DED XD
>WHICH KEYBOARD DO I GET XD
Hope that will tide you over.

DANK AF

looks like comfy got himself banned for posting referral links again. Sad!

I had to make sure to get a chisel tip with mine though. Can't stand conical.

But Le Eco IS dead

Why is the finger scanner on the P10 such dog shit?

Is it? I have a P9 lite. It's fine. Unless you sweat even slightly.

>that review score
>the only bad review is by some bumblefuck that couldn't read the item description

youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2kTvWTaVs

yeah i got the chisel one too (it hadn't arrived yet when i took the pic). i use the chisel tip for pretty much everything.

What some /csg/ aproved mp3 players and large (50watt+) bluetooth speakers?
Also, what about fleshlight type tings?? Shouls I stick my dick in questionable quality items?

And I'm sure your autistic report spamming did nothing to help with that

:3

Is this a good deal?

Why do that? I looked in the archive and he didn't post any referral links. Just to laugh as Comfy gets banned?

Any anime related merchandise recommendations

What's the general consensus on wish?
Seems sketchy with all these bootlegs figure

maybe the mods have had enough of his monetized youtube videos and pathetic attempts to hide his referral link ebegging in the pastebin

A 20W hotsnot gun is dollar store tier. Buying local probably wouldn't cost you any more and you wouldn't have to wait for shipping.

Any good storage containers/boxes?
rather not be transparent
lock would be nice but not neccesary
just normal square block shape

Not especially, should be available locally for similar prices.

it's aliexpress for normies. A lot of the stuff there is available cheaper on other chink sites. There's plenty of fake stuff too.

Their support is pretty good though, if you get a fake, or something is not as described you'll usually get your money back without a fight.

My prolink wireless mouse are failing again

Is this James Donkey meme a good wireless mice?

I other than regular usage, I mainly use it for photoshops, so low dpi setting is definitely a plus

>Sign up to browse products!
Into trash it goes.

watching this little bugger randomly gain and lose time is fun, it has actually been getting closer to being correct over the past few weeks

Nice yellow and white dress.

Looks like they're sick of your report spamming too.

You could always use it for it's intended purpose, if accuracy is not paramount.

I have a real one for accurate timekeeping and a vostok for fun timekeeping already

good keychain with a knife, bottle opener, wine corkscrew? I got a job as a barback

also what's good camera to record while I ride my bike?

It's been over a year since I last set my Casio and it's only 10 seconds behind www.time.is

>tfw 30-50 day shipping for a fidget spinner

yeah, I've been using mine for gym, sauna, and bathing for like 5 years
it's a real trooper once you replace the shoddy plastic strap with chinkshit nato

Does anyone know if this helm-shaped spinner is any good? aliexpress.com/item/8-Minutes-Fidget-Spinner-Newest-Copper-Quiet-Smooth-High-Speed-Metal-Hand-Spinner-Hybird-Brass-Bearing/32816911874.html

>12-hour time

18mm?

If you need a watch to tell whether it's am or pm then you have bigger problems than which knockoff digital watch you're wearing.

Burgers aren't clever. My fiancee can not wrap her head around "military time" no matter how many times I slap her.

I actually prefer 24h, I just keep accidentally pressing the button to change between the modes and am too lazy to switch back

>dividing the day into 2 parts for no fucking reason
Do you have square wheels too, and call round wheels "military wheels"?
Happens to me too sometimes, but I would make sure to set it back if I'm taking a photo.

yeah
you want the real cheap and thin kind, thicker ones wont fit

>I would make sure to set it back if I'm taking a photo
Didn't realize it mattered that much to people

>Do you have square wheels too, and call round wheels "military wheels"?

I'm going to charitably assume you're German or some other mutation that isn't good with sarcasm.

If someone asks you the time would you unironically say
>its nineteen twenty five

yup, in my part of the world is very much fine

They're sketchy, they act as a middleman for chink sellers and charge customers shipping costs even though it's actually free (that's how Wish gets their profits.)

They sell fake capacity flash drives too.

I just acquired a 23x35 inch (58x89 cm) poster frame with a black backer.
What should I put in it and hang above my bed? I'll probably end up going to custom print route. The only problem is finding a high enough resolution image for the print.

Also, what store do you guys use for prints? The one I saw recommended on here a couple of weeks ago appears to have gone down.

>What should I put in it and hang above my bed
Lewd migu.