I was browsing craigslist and i saw this offer. should i take it?

long story short this guy wants to drink someones piss and trade it for a pc. is it a good deal?

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sounds like you are going to get cursed.

I don't know -- is the risk of meeting another Sup Forumser and your actual piss worth $300?

possibly. is the i7 980 good enough to have a stranger drink my piss for

Technically it's an amazing deal, I mean, no the computer isn't amazing but it'll do if you replace the gpu. Also you would be getting it pretty much free.

The pee thing is concerning though..

i'd drive there at like 7 in the morning and piss in a bottle and trade it for that.

>X58
hell yeah OP, I've got that same board, runs hexacore Xeons like a dream.

sup LGA1366bros

goddamnit i want to trade some piss for it but i am afraid of it. i dont need a hexacore xeon either. it has an i7 980 which is 6 core anyway

i have a couple gtx 1060 3gb from eth mining

Just meet in a parking lot during the daytime in case it's a serial killer.

I am a lawyer and can confirm that holding the man at gunpoint to make sure the transaction is as requested is perfectly legal.

op here. decided im not taking a chance
for any anons in the nyc area here is the link.

newyork.craigslist.org/stn/sys/d/asus-pxd-x-lga-core-gb-ddr-gb/6241584889.html

if anyone decides to do it pls document

What if he takes your urine he does two things:

1.) he makes a voodoo doll of you and coats it in your urine that you handed over to target you as the voodoo victim and throughout the course of your life he periodically inflicts pain upon you.

2.) He uses the cells in your urine to make an exact clone of you that he abuses regularly. He may even send you pictures of an eerie sight of what looks like YOU being covered in cuts and bruises.

So I ultimately ask, is it worth it for that PC?

he says he wants to drink(but not smell) it

he better drink it while I'm watching then, just to be sure he isn't trying anything funny with it!

eww thats gross

You can't be too careful when you're handing over a part of yourself to somebody. They can perform all sorts of science and witchcraft on you using your genetic material.

I dont think thaats how it works

he's probably a serial killer and going to pour the bottle over some poor blond victim

kinda hard to explain to the feds that I actually gave a bottle of my piss to a stranger for a pc

Maybe inform the feds in advance what kind of transaction is about to happen so they cannot prosecute you.

I almost pissed on a guy in a german techno club once. He tried to slowly creep his hand into my stream but I yelled nein and he backed off. He was later confirmed to be a piss guy and not shaft fondler. Just to share some piss shenanigans.

What the actual fuck

this is a blue board mister

Yes

Just have a random bum pee in a bottle for 10 bucks

I'd do it op, don't be a faggot pussy.

Use some common sense, meet somewhere with lots of people.

but i dont want to be raped

this is the best answer. You'd still win $290

but still rape?

is your virginity really worth $290?

>virginity
You have to be 18 to post here.

Does anybody have the link to those gay clubs that remove the plumbing from the bathrooms so they could sit in it?

top banter mate

He's probably going to use it for a drug test desu

Your a little bitch so ur gonna get raped

Is that the one where the guy made secret room and removed the plumbing behind the urinal in some bar and made a seat thing so that he could lie down and have his face on the inside of the the bottom of the urinal? I remember that he ran out after an employee found out, but did anyone ever catch him later?

No. It's when the management must have been part of the plan because there was an entire backroom set up so someone could lay just behind and underneath the toilet

You have to care with people that expose their fetish like that, they are probably schizopaths rdy to kill you after they got humiliated.
Other thing is if you marry a woman and then after 10 years you discover that she likes to eat animals while they still alive and moving, at that point you fucked up and its to late to escape.

A-are you okay user?

It was a maintenance room that no one ever visited unless plumbing had to be done.
vice.com/en_us/article/vdybgj/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

link?

The piss dude seemed like an ok guy. Looked normal and quit when said no. He just backed up onto a window sill in the toilet and avoided my eyes when I washed hands. He had found his calling.

OP is pretty obviously a joke add. You don't get a strangers piss to a drug test because he might've used also.