Are you ready for the meme phone of the year, Sup Forums?
>tall aspect ratio meme
>dual cameras meme
>rounded corners meme
>curved display meme
>iris sensor meme
>fingerprint location meme
>glass sandwich meme
>heartrate meme
>touchwiz lag meme
>combustion meme
Don't forget about the stylus meme
Who knows, maybe it'll be even hotter this year!
And that insert it backwards breaks the phone
>4 side buttons
WHY
damn.
looks very 2016 to be honest
Forgot the
>bixby meme
Someone post the iphone deaths vs Note7
Im rady!
I'm getting it tho
Literally just a G6 with a stylus and a slightly stronger processor that you will never get the full use out of unless you want to use your phone to emulate GameCube or something
Still less bezel than whatever you posted.
Snapdragons have started adding more features and hardware gimmicks to try justify the yearly upgrades, ykno
It's why they're calling them "Snapdragon Platforms" instead of "Snapdragon Processors"
you are a meme
That's one fucking ugly phone. It can't be the real design.
It won't get in if you insert it backward, they fixed this with the note 7
Becasue that's how many there should be.
>lock button
>vol up
>play/pause/whatever
>vol down
The real why isn't the number of buttons, it's the arrangement.
>physical button for play/pause on a smartphone
What?
>>play/pause/whatever
Oh no, that's Bixby, the voice assistant nobody asked for and that barely anyone can currently use. Also you can't bind the key to something else. Thanks, Samsung.
there should be
>lock
>vol up
>vol down
>camera
>custom
and then for ports
>usb c x2
thats it thats iiiiiiiiiiiiit
we gonna see how its gonna look like but anyways buying any phone at this time is stupid
What's up with that fingerprint reader location, really? It's unusable
>S8 with a pen
just update the fucking N4
>Note 8
So last year.
>everything is a meme now
Gas me.
You should have read the article. That image you posted isn't even what the note 8 render looks like. At all. It's the same thing as the note 8 plus 2mm of bezel removed and the battery/clock are taken off screen and pushed into the black, non framed bezel.
gonna be gay
waiting for the v30 which is just gonna be the pixel xl 2 but with a headphone jack and probably cheaper
looks like shit +
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no thanks user. anyway, whoever buys that shit deserves to have their body maimed, house burned down or something equally tragic. It's not like they weren't warned about Shitsung.
Are you fucking blind?
This
Media. You know, music and videos.
It doesn't also work for media? On my phone if you press it, it's play/pause, and if you hold it, it brings up BlackBerry Assistant.
>camera button
Useless, that's what the volume buttons are for.
>Camera button
I prefer to just squeeze my phone a little. No need for extra buttons when you have a programmable frame.
God that's dumb
I liked the GN7 but fuck this one looks retarded in gold when looking at the back, also, why not fix the stupid placement of the fingerprint reader?, u had one job Samsung...
I too thought the U11 squeeze was a dumb gimmick untill I got edge sense plus.
Honestly they don't how to differentiate anymore...
>inb4 curved display design looks gorgeous
it's retarded, reflections look like ass, palm rejection is shit and it doesn't add up to the experience.
U11 is HTC. It has a flat display. Edge sense is for HTC. Edge or infinity display is for Samsung.
Edge sense plus is an app.
WHY DID THEY PUT THE FINGER PRINT SCANNER IN THE SAME SPOT
ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST
HERE I FIXED YOUR SHIT SAMSUNG
GIVE ME ALL YOUR WONG DONGS
>render
Why do tech sites keep posting these things like they are news?
Do you think they ever look back through their iPhone7/8, Galaxy S8/7, Note7/8 hype articles and go "wow, we posted like ten articles that showed renders completely different to the final design. Is there any point to this?" because they fucking should.
this aspect ratio needs to die, now
My note 4 is already perfect
Samsung, please FUCK OFF with the retarded curved edge crap. If the S8 Active is AT&T exclusive again I'm gonna go autistic.
Can't you juse use an MVNO that uses AT&T towers like Net10?
No because FUCK AT&T too.
So you could, you're just being a child.
kek. that will be the Note 9 design.
ok let me spell it out for you then
>AT&T exclusive
>$900+ price
>locked down everything
>bloatware up the ass
>root takes a year to come out
>no custom roms ever
again. FUCK AT&T.
looks like shit 7bh senpai but it's a subjective matter in the end so whatever
ok let me spell it out for you then
>AT&T-locked doesn't mean AT&T needs to be your carrier
Also I'm not arguing in favor of the phone, it's ass. But I was assuming you wanted it since you seem to be so upset about the previous model being locked to AT&T.
I never said AT&T locked you dumb fucking retard.
Eat a dick, troglodyte.
>ever buying a phone that isnt a rectangle with rounded edges
Fucking droid fags
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>It doesn't also work for media? On my phone if you press it, it's play/pause, and if you hold it, it brings up BlackBerry Assistant.
No, at least on the S8 and S8+ but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the same for the Note.
Ugliest meme product of the year.
Well done Samsung, well done.
>stylus
Samsung actually gets it right with the stylus. Touchwiz is a fucking disaster though.
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