50 issues with Windows

>50 issues with Windows
>Windows is so shit, fucking pajeets, botnet shit, I'm going to tell everyone

>50 issues with Linux
>Linux is so fucking good everyone should use it, I'm going to tell no one about my issues and only promote it

The current state of Sup Forums

I need a good cawk sucker who sucks the cum right out of the cawk

>tfw listening to Springfield Pervert soundboard prank calls over 10 years ago
>tfw he's dead now

rip don vito.
In an alternate universe bam and dico are making CKY 5 and don vito never went to jail.

don vito wasnt the actual springfield pervert though, cruise grindr or glory holes in springfield and you might just find him today

more like
>50000 issues with windows
>0 issues with linux

>install windows
>disable telemetry and metro shit (5-10 mins, tops)
>install linux
>struggle with a shitty malware-tier DE full of bugs or spend 2 calendar years trying to rice your shitty xorg config and tiling WM only to realize at the end of it there's nothing to actually do with a server OS on a desktop

sucks for you, all my linux installs work perfectly out of the box

At least Linux is open source and free. It means the shit is fixed easily and I can even do it myself if I want.

With Windows I have no such ability or freedom and have to talk to some pajeet with an accent so thick I can't understand shit and he has to remotely access my shit to fix it.

"works" as in you're a dumb meme retard who doesn't know what he's doing

the sort of nigger to whomst an iptables -L will be as long as the list of girls you've touched (zero, zero, zero)

>It means the shit is fixed easily
not even remotely true

>be windows user
>get virus
>install bloated antivirus
>have Windows knowing everything I do
>malware out the ass
>get my identity stolen
>call tech support and deal with pajeet
>try to be free and turn off spying options and they turn back on anyway
>talking to my gf when the computer shuts down for mandatory updates and she thinks I left
>get divorced and go on porn site
>get a virus that bricks my machine
W-Windows is the best!

>uses internet
>pretend to have privacy

>uses backdoored hardware
>pretends to be secure

>xorg literally permits applications to sniff your keystrokes

when you grow up and learn how to actually use your operating system for something besides firefox and apt-get upgrade you will be gravely disappointed at how shite computing actually is

>he is such a Windows shill that the very idea of all of those having workarounds is alien and he cannot even comprehend what freedom is
I feel bad for you.

>>disable telemetry and metro shit (5-10 mins, tops)
Yes, I'm sure editing your hosts file with an overengineered script will magically make Windows not a legally condoned botnet.
>>struggle with a shitty malware-tier DE full of bugs or spend 2 calendar years trying to rice your shitty xorg config and tiling WM
You would have a point if gamers (aka the majority of Windows using consumers that use their machines for more than social media and spreadsheets) weren't ten times sadder than ricers. At least the latter doesn't pay money to waste their time.
>only to realize at the end of it there's nothing to actually do
Not everyone plays video games all day.
>server OS on a desktop
Windows NT is just a shitty knockoff of OpenVMS, but okay.

Windows has non-solvable issues.

Linux has solvable issues.

What is Common Sense Antivirus?

Linux is a piece of communist trash. I'd rather support Windows or MacOS because I am supporting a business, an employer, a job creator rather than fat ass bedroom programmers who con people into using their OS to steal information and force other programmers to give their software out for free and to share support donations with the rest of the linux communist community.

So you are saying terrorists are intellectually advanced

Windows is a paid service, backed by a multi billion dollar company, shilled by hundreds of thousands of pajeets. Not 1 issue should be acceptable.

There are bug reports on the distro main pages and the forums are full of techy difficulties that people have.

The reality might just be that there are less issues with linux in general. There is a learning curve. I've traced most of my problems to an error I've made. I don't consider this to be an issue because it is a machine I'm working with.