Name 5 realistic potential use cases of the Ethereum platform without using the phrase "Internet of Things"

Name 5 realistic potential use cases of the Ethereum platform without using the phrase "Internet of Things".
Bonus points if the idea couldn't/shouldn't be implemented on a conventional server platform.

Internet of things.

Thanks for the bump.

A decentralized government.
Digital financial securities.

You're just mad it's making gaymen GPUs expensive

Internet of stuff.
got you. fucking got you. FUCKING GOT YOU NIGGER.

Contracts that do not require a government to enforce them
Cellular contracts where you can bid on the cheapest provider in the area all the time

What exactly is an ethereum contract and what can you do with it? How does a contract get accepted and completed? How does it get verified?

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perro caca

Proof signing for insurance companies.
Decentralized encrypted chat platform
Decentralized web
Buying drugs on the internet

crowdfunding platform
shittiest database for nameservers
provable real-money market for some MMO

it can email you when ur low on butter

Ethereum is shit, better options around like NEM and maybe Neo.

can a giant like Amazon provide those services for cheaper in a much safer and stable manner? or even Microsoft with its hundreds of millions of PCs under the botnet...

Monero is vastly superior to Etherium

Video rendering

perro caca

it has potential to pay off early adopters since it's a pyramid scheme

Speculating.

Sure if you're willing to trust microsoft and amazon.

>People are using Windows 10
>People are buying Amazon's literal spyware machine
You're the only one who doesn't trust them. Good luck trying to get people to jump on the ethereum meme train.

>Can Amazon or Microsoft provide an online market for buying illegal drugs
fuck off with this disingenuous bullshit you can't be serious

Would you trust microsoft to run the government or enforce contracts?

1) to end all freedoms of market
2) to end all privacy especially financial
3) provide a direct means of controlling people's finance without finance rules or trading commissions
4) get more people to rely technological infrastructure for all necessities of life
5) to pay your mom for that blowjob

You can apply this to all network devices conventional or not.

Theres nothing useful nor liberating about crypto coin. It's just something else some power can and will control you with.

Call it whatever you want it's not secure and it will be used against all of us.

Perro caca

Amazon for recreational McNukes.