Hey user. Hope you dont mind we took a look at your computer. What does this thing do?

>Hey user. Hope you dont mind we took a look at your computer. What does this thing do?

Shove it up your arse you cunt

...

It kills fascists.

They probably wouldn't know what to do with i3

You figured it out, didn't you?

middle

Topkek

Loads up all of my porn. Wanna see? I hope you like futa horsecocks.

What are you doing in my house?
I don't know how to interact with your kind.
Those are very expensive hard drives, and they're in RAID.
The pony porn on them is encrypted and a more potent dopamine drip than all of your holes put together outside of a romantic relationship which I'm not emotionally open to at this time.
Leave or I'm calling the cops.

At least they ar good looking so they don't need to know anything about anything to have success in life.

Otherworldly kek

Proceed to ask their parents to atone for their children misbehavior by donating the value of the computer damage to the red cross.

>explain what the they want and have my fiancee talk one or more of them into staying overnight so she can get cucked
It's so simple, bros

DONGLE GOES WHERE????

> That's a hard drive you took off. It's where we store our data. Normally you'd wanna be careful with that kind of drive but don't worry, I have backups.

> You gals seem pretty interested in this stuff. If you want to I can explain what each part does. Maybe with a drink, or we can go for dinner later.

> Except you, with the ugly as shit American flag shoes.

Usually the USB slot

id insert my dongle into them if you catch my drift.

my penis.

I would intercourse them with my penis.

I'd believe it. Nothing beats fucking a woman in your bed while your girlfriend sits on the floor watching

Screech autisticly because I know damn well they didn't make sure to ensure they discharged any static electricity and probably just deleted all my rare Pepe's.

lets be honest the blondes the only one your average wouldnt be ashamed to be scene with. Thats not saying much

Allow me to explain: that computer, as evident by the old hardware, only did one thing: collect dust. I was intending to take it apart and to scatter its pieces all over whatever you are sitting on. It is very much like how I treat dead humans: I scatter their ashes. You thought I was referring to entrails. You disgust me, Jessica. I know what you were thinking I'd say and I hate you for getting it wrong. You don't understand me. You and mom always got me misunderstood. I fucking hate everyone. I want you all to fucking die. Stacy, you can have that harddrive.

worse they used a magnetized screwdriver

Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

STATIC ELECTRICITEEEEEEEEEEE

Nigga you thirsty for stacy.

My gf regularly does typeracer just so she can see the stupid splash effect on my corsair keyboard.

Thank god she hasn't found my porn yet though

>Hard drive open and exposed
I SUE FOR DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AND THE LOSS OF YEARS OF GOD TIER PORN

>found my porn yet
whats wrong wit dat?

PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

why are women like this?
>dress up your dogs
>put sunglasses on you when you sleep
>put makeup on your child

fucking women.

>He doesn't religiously back up his porn

I feel bad for you son, I still have my fap folder from the 90's.

post a classic

Sup Forums is sfw and I really don't want b&

So then, I reveal my true power level.
>unsheathe my sword
>point it at the blonde one's neck meat
"Was it you who decided to dissemble my information box.
>she doesn't answer in fear.
>she wets herself.
>then I point my sword at one in the khaki pants
"Be it you who dissembled my mighty computer?
>she say no, and glares at the blonde's pee stains
>I then look at the one holding my Arch Linux 32bit hard drive.
>I lean in on one knee.
"Why are you holding my precious hard disk?"
>She shits herself in fear
>"I.. I don... I don't know user!"
>I smile gracefully
>I whip out my massive 5" penis
>I shove it in the mouth of blonde
>Turns out she's 14 years old
>I tip my fedora at OP.
>Op pulls out his mac.
>Op is a faggot.

>tfw no gf

post on Sup Forums and link

>What does this thing do?
It produces fart gas
I have a fart fetish :^)

Don't give up, mine basically fell into my lap. Letting me cultivate my kinks into her was just a bonus

idk man, ive had gf's, got married, got cheated on, got a divorce...

almost feels like this whole love thing is just a word we use to describe our adolescent desires to procreate and have sex

i mean, now that im older im far more into programming and linux than I am into women. I find most of them to be dumb, petty, and narrow-minded.

Different strokes I guess. mine is 6 months from becoming a medical doctor, and a woman like her can't be petty while basically dragging me off to fuck other females so she can get off. like I said, don't give up. You'll find someone

It's a hobby. You get intellectual satisfaction from tinkering with it and making it do things. Sort of like problem solving or a mind teaser or a, oh, what's that? Oh, okay, yeah, just leave it on the desk, please.

thx user

>get tranquilizer gun out from under bed
>secure them with chains and shackles I happen to have in my soundproof basement
>make all three of them pay for a new HDD with their bodies for the rest of their lives

>Takes off HTC vive
Worst VR Girlfriend and friends simulator.

Are those socks on the rug
>All components are dead

I would be like "hey that's my computer! ohhh snap!" XDD

Too much kek

I have had managers and "senior" developers try to operate i3 on my laptop and fail.

Kill marry fuck

you have to teach them how to insert the hard drive back properly

This is high voltage capacitor, if you touch it wrong you will get zapped to death.

But they lost the little thing that connected the pins to designate whether the drive is master or slave

>i3
Autism

This
i3-gapps is the patricians choice when it comes to selecting a WM on a desktop, like the one in the OP.
regular i3 should only be used on a laptop.

This literally happened to me and the girls found my porn stash and watched them with me and i came inside her later

>upper-left-hand corner
Christ, user, it's been over a decade

what the fuck? what did you do to my computer? why are you holding my HDD like that?! my fucking cable aah!!

I use i3-gaps on my laptop too, just with smaller gaps

yeah pajet sure
sho bob pic

Didn't u even read his post?
He said he cummed in her not that she sent him a bobpic

Nigga pineapple shit faced looking ahh witcho Japanese stupid ass shit bruh baka !

the whole post sounded like some pajeet dream fantasy, read again

I'm sure it was just a shitpost my dude.

>tfw I barely use my desktop computer
>tfw my Thinkpad T400 with 160GB SSD and 2TB HDD is my main computer

so as mine thats why i feel a little disturbed explaining it to you

私はエルです!!!!

i3 is for people who use computers as a hobby and can spend days tweaking and configuring their wm.

Awesome is for people who use computers for work and need something with sane defaults that is usable outside of the box with minimum to no configuration.

>tfw they find the fart hentai I printed off, folded up and hid in my case

I've used both, and I agree that awesome is superior to i3, but it's much harder than i3 to configure.

俺は変態だよ。

son of a bitch

fuck you too I wouldnt have even checked

>that looks like my server, it's fine.
>lets put it back together, i can show you all if you want
then of course i'll ask them why they would break in my room like that,

Lua is easy to read and understand even if you've never had any scripting or coding experience. And if you don't want to bother with learning Lua you can just copy/paste into your rc.lua from dozens of online guides and people's config files.

Configuring awesome isn't objectively hard, but it's still more time consuming than i3, which is essentially pseudocode.

You're missing the part where they opened the hard drive, destroying it

>t-that's fine, i was meaning to u-upgrade it anyway!

But my point is that you can use awesome with the defaults, so if you don't want to do any configuring you still have a functional wm. Not the case with i3.

No how could you! All my hentai is gone! How could you evil girls do such a thing!

You will take responsibility for my penis now!