ITT: Comfy ports

ITT: Comfy ports

what the FUCK does that mean? how is that deprecated piece of shit eSATA "comfy"? fuck you.

Hey thats not a very "comfy" thing to say.

someone post a brap I would do it but I'm shitposting hard in another thread and can't afford even a temp ban

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Some of these ports are comfy as fuck.

which one is your favorite

That port is fucking garbage.
It's a fucking bitch to make either port work.

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top row, 3rd.

I especially like it that when you plug this cord into your device's power supply, you can actually hear and feel the electrical "pop" because your device is so shitty at handling electricity.

Good call.

Fuck off

3rd row, 4th columns masterace.

It looks like a sarlacc pit with herpes.

Displayport

>What are you waiting for, big boy?

Hello? Operator? Is that you?

what the FUCK...
is eSata?

AH! no fuck displayports.

it's to USB 3.0 what HD DVD was to Bluray

It's an external SATA port.

A port only 13 people use because they want to use bare SATA HDDs as USB flash drives for whatever fucking reason

Don't be stupid. It's so shit that it needs tons of different DVI ports that are incompatible with eachother and are specialized. While displayport can do anything. Analog, digital, sound, display. DVI is fucking stupid

This. I have an R9 380X, which was the last AMD GPU to include DVI-I, which outputs analog signal to a CRT.
nVidia's last card was the 980Ti (or Titan X).

>hurr durr theres too many versions of this port

Use the one with the most pins and baubles. Is that really fucking hard?

whenever i hear someone say "comfy" on Sup Forums, I imagine some autistic NEET fat ass being like

>Cummfeeeeee :)

comfefe

>Comfy ports

What do you mean by this?

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lol, he's just jealous his equipment doesn't have a comfy eSATA port

second row from the top, eighth column from the left

Think god my Geforce 740GT has DVI-I,DVI-D and HDMI ports. Don't gotta worry about monitor/display compatibility bullshit

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>give me more pins, faggot

Is that ultra-DVI?

I had a old laptop that the track pad broke so I started using a wireless mouse. One by one, the USB ports started failing and all ended up not working. I ended up using the eSATA port and it actually worked for a while. It broke eventually and I had to use a Bluetooth mouse.

what kind of shitty brand was it? i have a dell inspiron from 2010 with eSATA and all the ports still work.

USB 3 + UAS deprecates eSATA

It was some old hp. Got it from my sister a while back.

Or just use a display port which can do everything all dvi versions can do put together and more. More color systems, better sound information. Dvi is trash

fuck intel for not enabling port multiplication on the z87 esata

/thread

>animeposter's idea of quality discussion

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you're all wrong as fuck

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>tfw pulling them out slowly instead of unscrewing them as they give a bit of resistance
>plugging them in smoothly
Right on.

>hearing the plastic tab click in to place
Best.

I love all the cute anime girls here. Sup Forums is cute

>flawed design where the tab eventually pops off with too much use
Not comfy at all.

Shit broke on my computers end and will occasionally slide just enough out that I won't connect to the internet and have to be bothered to get up and push it back it.

well, not a port, but this is a very useful adapter than connects two different ports

Wait wat? I'm too high for this.

DUDE WEED LMAO

for when you need an hdmi adapter for your drier.

its full HD quality per liter

I believe water will come out of the HDMI cable once it is connected to the faucet.

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>needing cables or internet connections to store terabytes of data at 10Gb/s speeds

why

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>filename
it's 8p8c get ooouuut

>RJ45
I see exactly zero registered jacks in this photo.

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WHERE IS CLITORIS

Never had an issue with using either type of device.

Doesn't DP just use active adapters? DVI actually supports different signals.

Back of the knee, maybe?

W-Who else likes this c-cable? Don't mind my bulge..

Why do people hate esata so much?

me desu

No, it's not DVI at all. It's LFH60.

>Doesn't DP just use active adapters? DVI actually supports different signals.
DisplayPort works with packets. It's the ethernet of multimedia outputs.

>Use shit ethernet cable
>One pin inside the port becomes undone
>Ethernet port no longer works
>Spend an hour trying to put the lose pin back in place

Ethernet is a shit port, it's so fucking fragile and I hope usb-c can somehow replace it.

Wouldn't eSATA be useful for working with backups?

Both are fragile shits.

Never had an ethernet porn break though like that in 30 years.

Poor ayaya :(

No support in Windows 7. eSata like god intended it is.

People use laptops and it's easier to swap drives.

Comfiest of ports.

hahahahaaa what a peasant

Cutie thread

USB C is not fragile

I wish all ports were like this.

>no love for BNC
im disappoint

Why are you repeatedly unplugging and plugging them back in?

also it's 2017 fucking learn to crimp Ethernet cables you autistic new fag.

ew

so you can burn down the world?

>ITT: Comfy ports
Comfiest of them all.

Yeah we can talk about how apple is a piece of shit company and type it all from our macbooks like the hypocrites we are, but everyone's gotta admit this is the comfiest cable ever.

That snap when you plus it in is so stiff and satisfying, I know it's not going anywhere. And it's reversible and small and just kinda pretty all around.

If they could have gotten tb3 running through this instead of usb-c, the macbook would have had 4 of them and that would have been alright with me.

Fuck, forgot pic

when will USB C be replaced?
I hate it already

>Displayport
>Analog

Wait, what?

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/thread

Ethernet isn't a port mongoloid

It's RJ-45

>not yanking all three of them out at once by the cable