Which linux distro can get you a girlfriend?

Which linux distro can get you a girlfriend?

Source Mage

Gentoo

Kubuntu

gNewSense

Realistically, Ubuntu.

You'll have enough time to actually focus on being a reasonable human being.

Go to distrowatch and filter by the OS that supports the GF package

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linux

Plan 9. Chicks dig pastels and bunnies.

debian

Android

justin bieber linux

>interjection
You get no points for that.

>tfw bieber linux is still more secure and less gay than windows or osx

why do people draw comic strips that aren't funny?
there isn't even a punchline

why do people write novels that aren't funny?

>bieber linux
>not hannah montana linux
ISHYGDDT

I think the "girl" is supposed to be a tranny, that would be the punchline.

I was using Debian Etch at the time I met my gf so I'd say Debian.

Hannah Montana Linux was actually the first readily available distro with Wayland by default.

Linux distros can't get you a girlfriend.
However, preferring distros which require a lot of effort to setup and maintenance might infer that you possess certain asocial qualities that potential female partners might find deterring.

If you're not a fucking loser and you can pull it off, girls think your old ThinkPad running BSD and dwm makes you look like a cool hacker genius. GUIs are for retards and retards aren't attractive.

openSUSE Tumbleweed or Manjaro I guess.

I never understood the hand hover meme. Why do people do it and why does it even matter?

>sudo apt-get install gf
>Unable to locate package gf

Respect and to disrespect, respectively