Mom caught me watching the gnu man

>mom caught me watching the gnu man
>not allowed to disto hop for two weeks
what a bitch

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>mom found the hidden volume

>mom found dragon dildo stash

>mom bypassed my parent filter

>mom turned off the dedicated server

I showed my mum that one video of him eating something from his foot so every time she see him on my screen she ask "are you watching the gross fatass who eats stuff from his foot again?

>mom penetrated my network and left a reverse shell
>can't get rid of it

>last access time on ~/things/don't click/mommy gf is from last night when you weren't around

I'd call this underrated, but there aren't enough posts for it to be so!
I enjoyed what you wrote, friend

>mom found the uma delicia folder

>mom found the interjection keybind

>mom found the akari folder

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>mom caught logging into templeOS

Is TempleOS open source?

yes, it's public domain

who here has ACTUALLY been caught jerking off by their mom. I did.

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I'd like to interject for a moment. Whom you are referring to as Akari, is in fact Akarin, or, as I've recently taken to calling her, Akaza Akarin. Akari is not her name on it's own, but rather another important component of a complete identity Blank Room/Akarin as defined by YRYR.

Many anime fans watch a certain character every day, without realizing her proper name. Though in a peculiar turn of events the version of Akarin which is widely know today is "Akari" and many of her fans are not aware that it is actually Akarin, sister of Akaza Akane.

There really is Akari and there are people who go by that name. But the person you are referring to is not.

Akari is just a short form: the name people gave her for their convenience. Akarin is normally found in empty pictures. She can only exist in context of her fellow schoolmates. All the so called Akari (or blank pictures) are actually pictures of Akarin.

It used to say "was that so hard?" is this the new PC safe space version?

>mom found out the games gave her a virus

You think Terry is smart enough to make it proprietary and make money out of it?

>those digits
checked. I don't know.

>"mom can you to restart the server please"
>bitch thought I wanted her to turn off the computer

It also has macfag window decorations now, so I'm betting PC safe

kek

thought you were talking about the illya poster for a minute lol

>Mom put ransom ware on my PC
>have to calculate all primes under 2 million in assembly to use PC

>mom found my tight ass

>mom found my Xeon-powered server

Better hope it's for a sane arch like arm or mips.

>has to be done with x64
>I just wanted to look at my dojins

>mom found the cute i3 configs

>"user why does this usb just say fat32 on it"

>mom found secret 8tb server

> gross fatass

>mom found my rms body pillow

>sister's mom finds the Lain folder

He's not allowed to make money off it or he loses his welfare because he's too mentally ill to hold a job

>wife's son found the bull prep instructional CD

I like this post

>dad found the limewire folder
I only wish I was meming

>mom found the Yuru Yuri dakis

>mom asked to borrow my phone, filled with traps.

>mom saw me reading reddit posts on Sup Forums

>mom messed with all the IRQ and DMA settings
Now I have to install MS DOS again, thanks mom

What was in it?

So is she your mom or is your sister not really your sister?
Maybe your sister is your mom?

>mom unironically saw "shemale porn" in the search bar when i asked her to turn off my computer

>mom figured out how to launch parity attacks on my encrypted partitions and claims she'll have them all broken by sundown next sunday

>phallus-size estimator

>mom found the head patting folder i hid in the C/MORPHIUS/haxxortoolz/deadcow/warez/coreldraw99/gis/funnyordie/kazzaanudesofgrandma/maplesyrupconspracy/golfrumors/underground table tenniscircumcisionbloodbath/facialabuse/kittens/harrypotterfanfiction/printer drivers folder.

looks like all my good boy points are gone.

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