Read software dev job description

>read software dev job description
>salary: "competitive"

>read software dev job description
>earn valuable experience working with professionals

That kid was murdered near my house along with a bunch of kids by another kid in the area who buried them in the woods on his families property.

>go in for your regular pot purchase
>dealer gives you spice instead

>earn valuable experience working with professionals

What wrong with this?

>salary: Internship Experience

It doesn't pay rent and I could care less about the opinions of random people who may or may not browse car websites most of the day

>4 years of experience required for x technology
>x technology came out 1 year ago

>Looking for people with 10 years of experience(any)
>At a university

Tell me more

>read software dev job description
>salary: "market conform"
>Market conform for a junior salary at a medior position

Female. HR.

Enough said.

Where? I see loads of entry level positions that gloss over commercial experience.

>job requires using non-free software

>read job description
>the description is a wordsalad of buzzwords and doesn't actually describe your day-to-day activities

Luckily I have a stable job so I don't have to bother with that BS

Oh, yes. I love them.
>At interview with good company
>They ask what kind of animal I would be.
>I left, and told them I cannot take them seriously after that

Hungary, and yes there are lots of entry level jobs too, but there are a few that's absurdity catches the eye

>Job ad spends more time describing their wacky leisure area or job "perks" than the actual role

>Job ad tries too hard to be quirky and lol so random.

>not wanting to live longer, have blue eyes or see into the future

>>the description is a wordsalad of buzzwords and doesn't actually describe your day-to-day activities
Holy fuck this
Why is it so hard for them to give a clear description of what they expect you to do

>>At interview with good company
>>They ask what kind of animal I would be.
>>I left, and told them I cannot take them seriously after that

>things that never happened

Here they always write:
>a market conform salary

I wish it was competitive.

>not saying it doesn't matter because you're the alpha of the pack and proceeding to mount her across the table

baka senpai

Those are just the hallucinations from the fever coma.

Its means you'll get paid nothing. Its like when photographers say things like "I'm looking for new talent who wants to get their name out there!". Usually this means you'll not be paid anything because he considers just having worked with him on your resume on your resume to be just compensation for your work.

All it really does is make other people aware of the fact that you're willing to work for free, which means you're you're probably desperate and/or clueless so when you do actually get new jobs you just get cocksucker deals where they want to you do the least interesting and least rewarding task for as little money as they can get away with.

Just say octopus and something about being able to use emacs proficiently.

>junior position
>10 years of experience with C\C++
>10 years of enterprise Java
>10 years of web development
>degree in CS
>60k per year

>good verbal and written skills
>able to handle complex tasks
>passionate teamwork is a must
>good people skills

BUT WHAT DO I DO?

...

>read job description
>no mention of what I'll do at work

or:
>read job description
>a shitton of languages REQUIRED
>description sounds like they want someone to blame and then fire