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youtube.com/watch?v=ClSch3zLC0k
youtube.com/watch?v=ddbCBmuluF4
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_679695.html?wid=11
ebay.com/itm/Bubble-Tent-Inflatable-transparent-clear-dome-outdoor-lawn-camping-blower-kit-LE-/272806346937
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FIRST FOR VICKY

Should I buy chink slinky for 6 bucks?

There are so many there tho, I don't wanna dump $80 into one just for there to be a higher chance it's one of the linux emulator versions and it's just a $20 shitbox being sold at inflated price

PCI Express 4x to M Key M.2 SSD Slot Adapter For M.2 PCI-E SSD (NGFF) SSD 2230 2242 2260 2280 Card M Key PCI-E X4 NG
s.aliexpress.com/uMRvMfeY
(from AliExpress Android)


What kind of speeds can I expect with this? I can get a very cheap m.2 drive with 3gb speeds, but my motherboard doesn't have a slot.

It's just an adapter without chips or logic, your motherboard still needs to support it. The speeds wont go down using an adapter.

Has anyone tried buying sex toys on aliexpress before? I want to lock my tiny asian penis up.

Anyone ever bought an electrostim device of AliExpress?
I really want to try it but don't want to kill myself with some chinky $16 thing
aliexpress.com/item/Adult-Sex-Electric-Shock-Products-With-4pcs-Powerful-Steel-Clitoris-Nipple-Clamps-Vagina-Anal-Plug-Electrosex/32683391950.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.68.cUeKkM&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10209_10192_10190_5400011_5430020_5410020_10307_10301_10137_10303_10060_10155_10154_5370011_10056_10055_10054_10059_100031_10099_10103_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10324_10325_5380020_10326_5390020_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10179_10312_10313_10184_10314_10315_10078_10079_10210_10073_5420011,searchweb201603_18,ppcSwitch_7&btsid=3ce63f43-198e-40d6-99f0-0a9afe3cb534&algo_expid=15606580-fc5b-4cc1-a58a-657caa75df17-9&algo_pvid=15606580-fc5b-4cc1-a58a-657caa75df17

That's gay ass shit.

Nice url! Anyway, see youtube.com/watch?v=ClSch3zLC0k and youtube.com/watch?v=ddbCBmuluF4

Don't expect discreet packaging.

Hi /spg/
I'm looking for a phone to replace my Moto X Pure
I find it perfect except the battery is dog shit and the camera is mediocre
I was looking at the Nubia z11 mini s but I'm worried that it won't have much support since it's chink shit and the only ROMs for it seems to be in Russian also it has a SD 625
What I'm really looking for is
>good battery life
>good camera
>Decent rom support or a decent upgrade path
>5.2" to 5.7"
>$300 USD (max 400 if it's REALLY worth it)
Is there and phone thats good enough or should I just save up for a Nubia Z17?

no

The question is, is it worth saving a few dollars for the risk of getting dick cancer? Well since it's only going on the outside it should probably be fine, you would probably see eventual skin problems quite fast.
Read the wiki though:
>Anything that goes in your ass, dick, or vagina. (Actually, properly shaped silicone/pyrex/steel is safe enough...)
So a steel one might be a better choice

>So a steel one might be a better choice
>steel
>chink "steel"

So I asked /spg/ about the minimum cheapest phone I can buy that fits the following requirements.
I just need a disposable phone to bring to sketchier parts of this world.

>can use Signal/Whatsapp
>decent battery life

One of the anons suggested this.
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_679695.html?wid=11

Thoughts?

Steel is at least cheaper than lead, don't know any other metal that would be really bad for you.

>Not stretching your "steel" with asbestos and other garbage that people pay you to dispose of "properly"
Do you even chink?

are Zorro Blue/Brown switches any good?
or should I still go for Gateron Blue/Brown?

The chink madmen does it again...

Switches in general are a matter of taste.

Even Chinese imitation switches don't have a tendency to break terribly quickly.

no amazon

I bought some. They were fine.

>Posted from my dialysis machine running gentoo.

Local sex shops sell the same exact chink garbage.

What standard exactly does my motherboard need to support to run it from this adapter?

>Local sex shops sell the same exact chink garbage.
Exactly. The only difference is that you don't have to pay extra margins + tax and don't have to deal with creepy sex shop workers.

even a pos can run Signal/Whatsapp, you must define "decent battery life"

Don't know since I've never used it. I recommend you do your research.

Sex toys come in the same thin plastic bags that everything else comes in. The mailman knows you bought a rubber dick.

Everything lewd I bought had too much padding material to be able to feel it out or anything.

Only if the mailman knows what a rubber dick feels like in which case there's no reason to be embarassed

>The mailman knows you bought a rubber dick
who cares. he never sees me. he delivers 1000+ packages a day. he doesn't care.

There are still many crossbows on Wish app

>no jacking off with the mailman to recharge your crystal

What's the consensus about chink lock picking training/learning sets?
Are they any good/worth it?

Ok, thanks anyway. I have this thing in my UEFI settings. The model is M5A97 R2.0 if anyone knows.

Is this a good idea?

It's something to keep in mind. Especially if you live in a shared house.

ebay.com/itm/Bubble-Tent-Inflatable-transparent-clear-dome-outdoor-lawn-camping-blower-kit-LE-/272806346937

yes? you can get them for like 6 bucks now

Get the normal ATE. The memory wire is garbage.

Who wins?

Neat, so you can go outside while still staying inside.
Only the price isn't so neat :/

What kind of prize do you get with chink trees on AliExpress?

Coins and eventually some worthless coupons.

>>>reddit

KZ ATE or Rock Zircon?

Zircon

...

What's your banggood jump high score?

Any suggestions for a LED photo light box?

Knockoff Foldio2
If it's for hobby use rather than professional.

Zorro/Kailh switches are tend to have problems with their consistency, generally they are not recommended. Outemu switches are not bad and gateron linears are considered superior to cherry.
There are many decent chink boards around 50$, what layout do you prefer?

I need a webcam so I can do job interviews over Jitsi/skype.
Anyone have some recommendations?

PlayStation 2 Eye Toy

wrong thread.

Remember to wear trousers, they'll make you stand up

>they'll make you stand up
eh? what do you mean?

I also recommend ps2/3 eyetoy. They are $3 at gamestops around here and are pretty good quality for price.

To make sure they're not hiring some 5 foot manlet.

>old shit
why buy that garbage when you can get a 12M pixel cam for $7? Buying that old junk is just waste of money.

Would a 16gb shark be reliable enough for os booting and playing video games of it?

Or are Chinese usb 3.0 pendrives any good?

Got my James Donkey 112 mouse last night, and after a night and a bit of using it, I'd like to give my first impressions.
Sturdy, plastic build. The thumb buttons are a bit too far back; if they were a cm or two forward, they'd be perfect. The replaceable rubber grip things also interfere with the rear thumb button. I removed the thumb side grip for a little bit while testing the mouse out in some video games, and it was a much better feel with the thumb side grip gone. For the time being, I've put it back on and have gotten used to it. The sensor/tracking seems pretty solid. I use a wooden desk without a mouse pad, and it is just fine. It would probably be a bit smoother with a mouse pad, though.
I use a claw-like grip on mice, and the pinky side of my hand hits a little rounded, pointy edge. If the mouse was just one single piece, without the gap between the top and bottom, it would be much more comfortable.
The cable is of decent enough quality, and I like that you're able to turn off the LED lights on the thing.
It seem like the rubber grips will get sticky like those old madcatz controller grips and begin to disintegrate, but we'll see about that.
The image is obviously just some ad image that I looked up. For the $15 CDN (ordered it through amazon prime) I paid for this, it seems to be well worth it. (ordered it through amazon prime)
If anyone has any questions about it, I'll stick around to answer them. To anyone on the fence about it, it seems like it is worth the $10 USD you'd be paying.

Following up on this, tracking number just came live today on track17 and nzpost, which is weird because nzpost normally only tracks stuff once it lands in the country.

Good dac/amp combo, usb only, enough power for mk3/dt770 250 and no hiss with iems? Looking to improve my movile game for trabel and of course the audio jack of my laptop is shit and dont really whant to spend more than 50. The fiio e10k is around 70, for 10 more i could get it from local stores, smsl m2 is another option but again, for 60 i can get it from local.

Gonna get to screw tonight! A rotatable wall mount headphone hanger arrived, I will screw it to the side of my desk

I've been looking at Tascam TH-02 on the infographic, does anyone here actually own it ?

If so, is the comfort that bad ? Is the fit tight ? Is it fragile ?

I unironically used this as a webcam for a while

Where is the google docs with the coupons?

Gone because of a DMCA takedown request by Gearbest. Same reason the pastebin got deleted.

It's still there. There's a link in the infographic.

Yeah, I've been abusing my ajazz ak33s with black zorros since February playing Osu! and I'm feeling only a slight difference between switches I use normally and the ones I smash playing 'clicking circles with anime girls in the background'

thanks m8

anyone got gpd discount codes?

Thanks, it's just for hobby usage so I'm not planning on spending much
I've had a look around and it looks like the cheapest
ones don't give enough light to get rid of shadows though.

Anyone know where I can get a custom acrylic case? I intend to display a Pentium 4 processor for nostalgia reasons.

Something like the foldio3 I just saw would be good but not at $99 offcourse.

Found a good deal on the XDuoo X2, it's $27.99 at TomTop with the coupon HXFXDU28

Does anybody know correct coupon code for this in the Gearbest spreadsheet. The one listed gives a "This Code does not exist" error.

小章鱼万能通用三脚架 手机夹 自拍支架 白色和黑色(White and Black) 白色和黑色

Try some switches in a store and figure out if you prefer blues or browns or red's.

I ordered a random keyboard called Elephone Eleenter Game1 that I'm trying out now a few days ago. It's got blue switches from some unknown company called "Content" (That's what it says on the switches, anyway). They are just like the Cherry MX blue switches on my Duck Duck Shine keyboard. Will these switches last very long before they break? Who knows. Time will tell. The RGB lighting on the duck duck shine is better, it's brighter and shines more but the switches are basically the same.

I doubt you'll notice much difference between these Zorro switches or Gateron's or some random brand. But you will notice the difference between a blue-type clicky switch and a brown tactile switch and some linear red-type switch.

btw, if you're not a keyboard entusiast who has as many keyboards as shoes for some reason then you may want to just grab some expensive board with Cherry MX. You'll probably be using it for years and years. That being said, there's not much difference between some western brand keyboard and a $40 one from China - except that the one I bought may, perhaps, break tomorrow for all I know. Can't say much about longevity or wear and tear after a few days.

ZYKB. It's already expired though.

You can never return to the old feels.

>tfw ali refunded me without me ever having to do anything other than filing a dispute

Recommend me more plushes like the shark, alpacca and banana.

Check

Did I do good /csg/?

>underpowered SD625

Aww snap, thanks though.

Should be okay, particularly if it's the Xiaomemephone.

What do you need more processing power for anyhow? I don't even usually need the old 650, and I imagine it'll be that way for another 2 years or so.

Thanks for pointing out the error, spreadsheet formatting revised accordingly

CSG QUICK, what's the best cheap microphone and/or sound recorder? Something that could get sound close to what pic related produces, Zoom H5.
Possible to get it under 20-30$?

link pls

BM 800 is the meme microphone.

What the fuck is wrong with you

You want something as good as a 300$ dollar device for under 20?

I believe in the magic of the chink, faggot. Just look at their smartphones and lighting equipment.

Aigo

I think it's this, but it was $9 when I bought it
aliexpress.com/item/Wall-Mount-Universal-Headphone-Holder-Headset-Hanger-Hook-Headsets-Shelf-Rack-Earphones-Stand-Gaming-Studio-With/32721139435.html

Looks okay but it needing phantom power adds another 10$ at it's price, minimum.

>does anyone here actually own it ? If so, is the comfort that bad ? Is the fit tight ? Is it fragile ?
Yes. Uncomfy stock pads HM5 pads are on my Tascam TH-02. Fit is okay but again stock pads hurt my ears even after 5 mins putting them on. Stock pads are so bad I threw them away in the trash. Yeah they're fragile especially the headband. I bought mine two years ago they're still in great shape.

hey chinkies. I know some of you love cheap chink tech, and don't come here only for the consumerism. I haven't been paying attention lately, so I'll simply ask:

what's some cool electronics/hacking/.. stuff you have seen lately? say, some new single board computer, software defined radio devices, any other hackable device, etc.

I haven't seen them be this blatant before

Mite b cool