You will lose fighting the botnet, goy

You will lose fighting the botnet, goy.

>get punched in a bar fight
>locked out of all your devices

nice

...

What happens if I let my beard grow

What about all those grills that wear tons of makeup

Of all the unique attributes on the human body to use as authentication, the face has to be one of the worst

In my job I have to login and out with a face recognition software on a fucking iPad, it makes me so angry.

Why not just use a finger print reader? For fuck's sake, it is just as effective.

>tfw no blood analysis for security

when

Fuck you, antisemitic piece of shit.

This. My finger print sensor won't even work after taking a shower.

Irish scanning is the future.

Show Cock To Unlock is the future

>face recognition, get beheaded
>fingerprint recognition, only get your fingers chopped off
fingerprint confirmed better

Just write a 4 digit code and change it frequently.
Fucking lazy millennials.

>2017
>not embracing the botnet
What's it like being a teenager?

But think how important facial recognition is for any viable state surveillance system. You can't scan a crowd's fingerprints with a CCTV camera.

kek

Couldn't you use a photo of the person to get pass those locks?

The face is a lot easier to change though.

Android has had this since 2014

When will ifags wake up

i tried to use it, its shit. Cant use it after shaving, cant using it looking down, cant use it non perfect light.

They probrably have it set up to take and store a picture of all users logging in for audit purposes.

This is one of the real reasons so many companies are pushing for this. No more off the bool password or account sharing you know who logged in when and have verifiable records.

What's that? Do you unlock things using a potato from your home farm?

To be sure

>saving up for a nose job because I have a giant jew nose
>get the surgery done
>locked out of all my accounts

Why are Europeans so violent

Or just snatch the phone and point it at their face. Immediate access

Compared to?

Good thing they are being replaced by followers of the religion of peace

It would be understandable if I was a CIA nigger.

In that case if they want to use face, optical, finger print and anal probe recognition all at once, it makes sense.

But if you pick boxes on a supermarket for a living or are a shitty web dev why would anyone want to chop your parts to check-in for you? To steal what?

>grab your phone and point it at you
>"hey, look at this!"
>your phone is now unlocked

They already get free face metrics from all the people using snapchat filters.

yet

why are Americans so trigger happy?

>some random guy takes a picture of you in public
>now they have access to all of your accounts

>print out a photo of someone
>point it at the camera
>phone unlocks

????

They use ears to better recognize the face.

I'm doing pretty good at fighting the botnet as it is. No Windows, OS X w/ Little Snitch, Linux, 9front (soon will perform more household server duties), no cloud, physical backups taken to offsite location, and most computers in the house pre-management-engine era.

As it becomes clearer to the general public that they are being spied upon at all times, they will be interested in these types of steps as well. There's only so much that people will accept, and the universality of the botnet is becoming disturbing.

Keep that big schnoz, Schlomo, when they come for all the white males you'll need it to distinguish yourself.

They have live around blacks, especially in the south

What if I have no ears

It's not millenials it's these companies. I'm a millenial (21) and I use pattern on my phone and pin on my tablet.