I'm outside a Google office. What should I do?

I'm outside a Google office. What should I do?

fap violently

scream allahu akbar and call them racist nazi scum when they call the cops on you
and shit infront of the door

If you Google Google you break the internet.

put shoe on head

Demand a referendum!

Scream botnet until the police come.

>Go in
>Use the bathroom
>Write random insults at the company on the walls of the stalls

As for what you should write, try to be creative. First things that spring to mind are "Google - Because Cyberdyne couldn't get the job done", "Welcome to the Ministry of Truth" and "Compared to us, the STASI were amateurs"

write a giant install gentoo on the wall with spray paint

>no right turns allowed AND no parking
What a waste of a street.

Tell them that bing is better

Put sharpie in pooper

Go inside and say you want to see hentai. If they won't help you, rage at them about how bing is so much better. If they show you hentai, fap away.

It's Sunday there's no one here you idiots.

It's monday morning. What the fuck are you talking about?

Streets are for driving, user. Parking lots are for parking.

>Not realizing he's a Eurofag

write "damore was here" on their doors

Larry "I donated 1 million to Killary Clinton and am now butthurt she didn't win" Page will have a heart attack guaranteed

don't they have security watching over their buildings?

lol, google wouldn't spy on people like that

I used to masturbate like that

Underrated post

>451
Confirmed!

shoot the windows with a bb gun then claim your a nazi gender fluid muppet

install gentoo on their servers

1.Spray paint "is evil now" After the Google logo
2.take a picture
3.print the image on shirts
4.???
5.PROFIT

So scream till tomorrow ya dimwit.

Throw pooh at the windows.

>tfw jewgle removed all the *boorus from jewgle images

I'm still mad.