BUY OREO STOCKS

BUY OREO STOCKS

woow what a surprise!

NOW WITH ADDED BOTNET
THANKS GOOGLE

it always came with google apps.

installing right now, hows that feel s8 fags?

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ITS OVER APPLEL IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED

FINISHED I SAY


COMPLETELY BANKRUPT

>BASED GOOGLE
kys

where's her explosion form emoji?

>i posted it again

Oreo has 2x the amount of spyware. Got it.

OVER 60 NEW EMOJIS
60
NO NOT 60
OVER 60

POOR APPLEL COMPLETELY DESTROYED

>butthurt
the post

Man am I hungry for some Oreos®
>having to think about a cookie every time I say my current OS.

fat fucks

IT'S FREE, RIGHT?

those are old emojis Apple added last year with iOS 10, lol

I like the old blob design more.

New Oreo, a black cookie with white filling... looks like two black males gangbanging a white woman, has 2x the amount of diversity, right?

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>Android 8
wait wait wait wait wait
Android 7 just came out
why a version change?
and I'm still FUCKING WAITING FOR AN UPDATE TO MY ANDROID 4.3 PHONE TO COME
let's get the currently existing phones up to version 7 before

>WAITING FOR AN UPDATE TO MY ANDROID 4.3 PHONE

Don't. If your device hasn't got a Lollipop update by the manufacturer, then it won't have anything more modern than that.

Go to XDA and get a custom rom, if you want recent Android on your older phone.

What did Google mean by this?

One does not update Android phones. One throws the old one away after a year and buys the new phone with updates.
Android phones are obsolete the day you buy them.

Is it worth losing Xposed to upgrade to 8.0?

the new app icons have russled my jimmies since the day i installed the beta.

>installing ROMs cobbled together by India's smartest unemployed streetshitters
kek'd

The whole Perspective thing felt like a hilarious ploy to gauge reaction. I mean shit maybe they just pushed it out the moment they detected a peak in outrage after the "car accident" the other day but that still seems somewhat in poor taste. Here, let us censor your profane outbursts!

>the new app icons
Which ones?

Picture-in-Picture:

Allows you to see two apps at once, it's like having super strength and laser vision.

WHOA!!

False equivalency. We'd be more like cows or sheep than pigs. And cows and sheep live far better (and for the most part safer) lives on the farm or range than they do in the wild, and what the farmers take from this is relatively minimal

i WANTED ONII CHAN

>Auto-connects you to high quality open WiFi and secures your connection with a VPN back to Google.

Wow, its fucking nothing. Is this the least impressive major release yet?

>2017
>still living in denial
SHIGGY DIGGY

>""""secures"""" your connection
yeah sure.

when will Sup Forums support the new emojis?

well they are 50 major versions behind Chrome so they better start catching up

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I hate that Americans have ruined emoji.

So does oreo and KitKat and all the name brand companies pay Google to use the names? How does that work?

Also fuck Google, if their only competitor wasn't Apple I would drop them in a second.

LOL

(not with you)

Until the day you visit the fabulous website that is called XDA
My 4yo HTC One M7 can have access to the latest Android version.

Those are the same emoji they just changed the design

I'll explain.
They know exactly what they are doing.

>gradient on every face
urgh

That's one sexy android

>get a custom rom
>implying the poorfag you're responding to is using a phone that has available roms

How about instead of making some new meme name update they fix there absolutely shitter shattered fragmented ecosystem.

Thats the fault of carriers and manufacturers, not Google.

>Sponsored version numbers again
Google sure does love advertising

OREO RIPPED OF THE ORIGINAL COOKIE FROM ANOTHER COMPANY THAT WAS FIRST WITH THAT SORT OF COOKIE

fucking hate redditors, this is literally making me want to buy Apple when my phone contract is up for renewal

>ALLO
>DUO
>HANGOUTS
>MESSAGES
>WAVE
>BUZZ

MAKE IT STOP

>fucking hate redditors,
Why do you go on reddit?

>MESSAGES
That's just the same fucking stock texting app that has been on Android since the beginning, the name just changed from messaging to messages.

Okay there are 5 rather than 6.

Apple has 1 and it BTFO of all of Googles offerings.

I wonder how long would it take for android O to be available for my klte. Samsung should've stick with the original android exp from galaxy s4 to the rest of the successors.

these are downright awful, what the fuck was wrong with the blobs?

they've taken apple shit and applied the flat meme

Stupid google based apps. The only thing that I will leave behind is the messages. All else, to the drain it goes

no actual in-store promotion like kitkat ?

>Android 8 out
>meanwhile still using Marshmallow because muh Xposed

I just can't live without these modules.
Will some Pajeet please port Xposed to Oreo or even Nougat? Please.

>Okay there are 5 rather than 6.
>Apple has 1

Duo is the equivalent to facetime, putting apple at 2.

Hangouts is old and pointless unless you actually use it.

Allo is them tryin to compete with other apps, again pointless as it can only communicate with other Allo users.

Buzz and wave are old and discontinued so there's no need to bring them up unless your just making software made by a software company. In which case: wallet, plus, Gmail, the list goes on.

This pajet have more value than you

Not happening anytime soon I think. Seems like Xposed is stuck at Marshmallow. The best bet that you can rely on atm is Magisk. Though if you ask me, its only notable feature is the hide root function.

Time to de-google

...of course

Is Android 8.0 worth giving up Xposed? I'd love to try 8.0 out, but I have some modules that I want to keep.

>tfw phone with 4.4.something

why is google so evil?

What's Android P going to be?

Android Pajeets

it's right next her silly user :)

...

Android P approved

google's the biggest SJW company in the world. they're pure evil.

just get rid pf their shit. I've already closed my gmail.

what did they mean by this?

why this

to feel sorry about muslim and black rapefugees so they get asylums. CEO of YT is a lesbian jew after all.

>new Android phone or Android OS version comes out
>all they can talk about is iPhones and Apple

Can't you just celebrate your stupid shit in peace? Your complexes and insecurities are showing.

Says iDrones that still can't multi tasking properly

wow..... its a fucking biscuit advert

>Downloadable fonts
>Applications no longer need to bundle custom fonts, which helps reduce their size.

I love this new attack vecto--feature!

>no one is talking about the most important thing: project treble

Tech in this board is ded

I don't remember Google being so SJW until that poo in loo was named CEO.

How can you be so cucked to think Oreos, a fucking childhood cookie, is pysops for interracial shit? I'm all for Sup Forums and /x/ tier conspiracies but Jesus fucking Christ you're brain dead

>biscuit
It's a fucking cookie.

Two things at once? On a fucking smartphone?
Literally why?
Do you need to watch Pornhub while watching Youtube?

Watch the stocks rise and fall as you watch your cheese pizza

I think it's a British thing

>even has ads in the OS name
holy shit

Good times, that's how I got my Nexus 7.

Holy fuck they actually went ahead and named it oreo. Top fucking kek.

This is where they send all the diversity hires.

Open WiFi tunnels your traffic through google

HAHAHA
NO

This release feels like a whole lot of nothing except for treble and a better battery saver.

Running 7.1.2 on a droid 4 here!

really makes you think

>not Orange Cream Dreamsicle

the wi-fi assistant is pretty useful desu

t. project fi member whos had it

>ANDROID O
Does it still only send GREEN BUBBLES?