Sup Forums, why didn't you get your laptop for free? Did I do good?
Sup Forums, why didn't you get your laptop for free? Did I do good?
William Ward
Hunter Nguyen
>free
Your parents paid for it huh
Michael Diaz
I walked out of the store with it. they didn't ask me to pay for it tho
Levi Perez
Take it back Reginald
Kayden Adams
DeAndre, you take that laptop back to the store this instant, you do not want to go see your daddy in prison do you?
Bentley Kelly
TYRONE
Samuel Lee
Ephesians 4:28 ESV
Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need.
Matthew Bailey
HOW?
Hudson Lewis
You're going to jail.
Connor Cox
...
Wyatt Ortiz
If you were going to steal it, you should have at least grabbed something worth while.
David Bell
amen
Mason Morales
Right?
Like a MacBook or something... Even a Razer Blade would have been better.
Caleb Brown
Bring it back Give it back / Bring it back Give it back Tyree
Parker James
T Y R O N E
THE CHINESE CAN UNLOCK YOUR IPHONES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
Lucas Kelly
Listen Trayvon, I know that when you shoplift something you get an intense rush. However, the fact of the matter is that your anus is going to get gaped in prison when they find out you're in for stealing a laptop. That shit ain't hard and you aren't either. So please, for your asshole's sake, bring it back. Bring it back, Trayvon.
Jaxson Perez
Give it back, Obama
Tyler Young
So hey guys I found this iphone on the bus but I can't use it so yeah wat do.
Juan Anderson
You do realize they have cameras right? They will find you.
Matthew Jenkins
All blacks look the same, they'll never know who did it.
Luis Price
Do we really all look alike?
Sebastian White
t. LARPer
Levi Martin
all criminals look the same
Jacob Sanders
...
Henry Bailey
...
Austin Stewart
Woah we got a salty white boi lol.
Carson Jones
Teach me how to steal
Jace Adams
As to the thief, Male or female, cut off his or her hands: a punishment by way of example, from Allah. 5:38
Jordan Turner
Time stamp or bait
Sebastian Wright
>Shit one of our laptops is missing
>No problem just check the cameras
>Yeah, looks like the fat neckbeard dude stuffed it in his oversized pony shirt
>Police please
Logan Hughes
Give it back,Trayvon
Bentley Allen
Yes
Aaron Turner
proof that you did steal that
Nathaniel Jackson
Yes, you all look like north american land apes.
Nolan King
What kind of shitty country you live in? I can't even walk out of the store with a bottle of booze without having the mall cops asking for the receipt.
Charles Morris
in all honesty the bibles actually pretty good as an ethics code