>mom gets randsonware virus on her laptop
>my laptop and desktop are encrypted the next day
>go to my NAS to burn a reinstall USB
>>>everything's been encrypted through the network
Literally how do hoarders not lose everything that way? Do the just use Linux?
Yes.
Either that or people are smart/stupid enough to update Wangblows
Should've listened to us and installed Gentoo, user.
Maybe - just maybe - my mom is not fucking stupid.
Hoarders are not dumb asses that don't update windows/download shady shit
why the fuck would you stay connected to the same network as a computer infected with ransomware
Keep hard copy back ups of anything important. A ransomware can't lock the important files if they aren't even connected to the computer or network in the first place.
It's called having offsite backups you spitshined shitbird
setup proper read/write permissions/account access or don't have dumbass relatives on your network. Setup a VLAN or DMZ or something can work as well.
>mom gets randsonware virus on her laptop
Understandable, she isn't tech savy
>my laptop and desktop are encrypted the next day
So, you skipped updates from 6 months ago and you're complaining that you got hit too? Patch came out since January.
>go to my NAS to burn a reinstall USB
Why didn't you had user/password security on it? You had to type that like, once to mount and until you restart your machine
>not isolating dumb people from your servers by creating 2 (two) LANs with proper permissions
^^^^^^^^^^^^
>run a NAS with ZFS
>get ransomware
>yawn
>restore all files in 2 minutes to filesystem snapshot from 1 hour ago
But all jokes aside, just don't click on that "Russian_Babe_Screensaver.zip.exe" attachment and surf with noscript enabled. 0days aside, you won't get ransomware.
how large is your ZFS system? 2 minutes seems pretty quick.
>"I don't need updates! I'm not stupid to download bad things"
>windows
>noscript
uMatrix
Install an anti-virus, you retard!
We dont open emails with the word "CONGO" written on them in blood.
>Get ransomwared
>Everything encrypted
>Restart computer few times
>F8 and F2 and everything
>Working again
>TFW Windows
>It just werks
>not patching shit
>having open unprotected network shares
Kill yourself, retard.
>Work at a shitty IT job for a mortgage company
>Most computers are BYOD
>Boss is backless cunt who never defends his workers. Just passed the bitching down to us
>I hate this job
>Notice some cryptoware shit is encryption out network drives
>Freak out, find the source
>its some dumb cunt who got me in trouble with the boss over trivial shit
>Evey PDF, and word doc on her personal laptop is encrypted, and now it's encrypting our Network drives
>remember how much I hate this company, and just let it happen
>Issue gets discovered hours later when everyone is complaining about "corrupt files"
>Laptop owner doesn't get fired
>No one gets in trouble
>Backups are only a few hours lost, but thousands of dollars of work hours are lost
>IT is being blamed for everything
>Bring up a point I made months ago that eveyone has wrote access to drives
>Blame doesn't shift
>Get fired a month later anyway
That was 3 year ago, company is no longer around
How did you get a nnee job?
Why the fuck didn't you resign in the first place instead of waiting to being fired like a cuck?
>visits Sup Forums
>gets ransomwared
Nigger you kinda deserve it lol everyone here says UPDATE YOUR SHIT OR USE LINUX/INSTALL GENTOO. Go take this as a lesson. Also why the fuck did you have everyting networked? Lol isolate everything. Computers should only be able to see the internet that's it.
What a sob that gif! Poor turtle
>Giving your mom write access to your NAS
>Giving your NAS write access to your mom
Backups
Also Microsoft security essentials and automatic updates.
>letting ANY wangblows machine have access to network drives
you fucked up