I have SSH access on my sister's laptop

I have SSH access on my sister's laptop.
What should I do?

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have sex with her

do backups. she probably doesn't.

Good thinking, she's a dumb normalfag. I'll rsync here files every other night to an old computer we use as a file server.
Other than this an installing updates is there anything else I should do?

after you do that, set up public-key authentication and fail2ban so the SSH server is secure. Bonus point: disable old/deprecated ciphers, MACs, and key exchanges.

Then hug your sister.

install gentoo

>set up public-key authentication and fail2ban so the SSH server is secure
Way ahead of you user, that was like the first thing I did
>Then hug your sister.
I shall

Ubuntu Gnome themed to look like OSX Sierra will have to do

Then fugg your sister

>this is how you greyhat
youre a nice

I didn't now Sup Forums could be this nice and friendly.

Is it because most of us Europeans are sleeping?

>have supermodel mum
>looks take after your dad
just

That's not a bad thing

He is 11.

He is going to be chad like his dad at 25.

chad for his power and social status yes

He likes anime, so no.

Anime is a plague that must be exorcised from this country. We need to convince Trump that two nukes just wasn't enough

>What should I do?
Learn all her secrets. Use the secrets to have sex with you.

Anime was actually created by the Americans during WW2, as a catalyst for mass degeneracy. Anime was the 3rd nuke. The US government failed to protect the American people when they allowed the internet to exist.

Have sex with SSH, sister into her computer.

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anime fucking website

we should have never allowed JUNET or KAIST SDN to peer with NSF

Maybe not gnome? KDE is cute enough to BE your sister.

Implant a fake virus and whenever she asks you to fix it you password protect her bios.

Other than that maybe add some plugins to her browser, ublock, noscript, ect

>go over to elder relatives house
>make sure they didn't do any stupid shit to their computer in the last 5 years
>they still have ghostery and abp installed
>the computer is fine
>ad blocking is now the best anti-virus
I don't think most people can handle noscript, umatrix would be fine as long as you make sure to get netflix and social media permissions right.

That was beautiful, user.

Give us a shell, user :^)

Make sure her virus definitions are up to date, run a quick virus scan, install any important updates and then search for her nudes and post here.

>bonus point: install a monitoring tool on her boyfriend's device, monitor, find out when he cheats on your sister, be there to console her tears when he does and then give her oral sex. Nothing is greater than the elixir of pussy and tears, when set against the backdrop of the faint hum of a computer running in the background in the morning.

Be a good sibling and patch whatever vulnerability you used to gain access in the first place.

You mean put a lock on her door so that user can't sneak in while she's taking a shower to RAT her macbook?

>ghostery
why would you install a botnet onto your grandpa's computer?

I set up her laptop for her
I think Noscript will confuse her normalfag brain
I did instlal Ublock origin + third party filters, as well as HTTPS everywhere and privacy badger

>instlal
Install*
sorry guys it's late

Sure. With european love !

>Trump is a Chad in any timeline
LOL k

>would rather he look like an aging horse
Pfffft

fpbp

Absolutely this

>make sure they don't do stupid shit
>install ghostery
>install abp
Sounds like you did stupid shit for them.

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Shrink her Swap area #devilish

this thread turned out better than I expected

I don't think she's old enough for that yet.

She just sits here and plays games all day

looks fine to me.

she's cute

Whoa
Windows XP inside VN inside Mac

it's a game (i think)

Don't say that about my gf

I hope you only sat her down for that one piece of the game...

leave her alone

this

especially if she's got porn already

Guys no please stop no more hxh please

This

You should propably close your computer andd come back when you are over 18. I think its safe bet that you are still a virgin then and fit in here just fine

export DISPLAY=:0 && firefox firefox rms.sexy

oh no

From the looks of it, I think she's playing Unteralterbach, which was made by denizens of Krautchan by a studio called BerndSoft.

exhentai.org/g/646971/fafc75c7b8/

No way, child shoudn't have privacy online. It's dangerous.

>google it
>rating: 18+ (sexual content)
>(sexual content)
OP, your sister ain't so innocent...

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Is the the German loli game?
I really need to get it off my backlog.

>Write fanfiction about her performing the most depraved sex acts on you.
>Put it among her documents, as if she wrote it.
>Create a malfunction that you can easily fix in her laptop, so that she comes to you asking to fix it.
>Accidentally "find" said fanfiction as you are fixing her laptop, making sure she is present when you do it.
>Confront her on her wishes to fuck brother.
>Fuck sister.

>it's loli
>mfw OP is missing
>mfw OP is having a Serious Discussion with his little sister because she somehow installed a loli VN

>implying OP didn't confront her
>Implying she didn't come out as a massive reverse lolicon
>Implying they aren't making babies right now

Copy and past this command:
sudo -rfm $/pictures /*

I didn't imply any of that. I just said they were having a Serious Talk.

Don't know what this but sounds illegal

A """serious""" """talk"""

>installing abp and ghostery 5 years ago
How was that bad?

thats genius

Make beheading videos pop up when she uses it

What did he mean by this?

omg u are evil man

newfag

if she's hot mirror any image files she downloads or uploads to your pc or some file share she doesnt know of

Once she sends nudes you decide what to do with it. Being a loving brother you of course give her a stern warning.

Reported to the authorities.
The van is already on the way.
I hope you like beer and rock CDs, you sick fuck.

no poster but.. he meant to type; but he's too fucked in the head
sudo rm -rf ~/Pictures/

thats not how you do it, user. lurk moar.

I don't even use Linux. XD

OP is definitely fucking his little sister.

>dealing with anything other than superuser

Why do they say Linux is harder, trying to get administrator is a chore in every other OS

Lel

Be gentle, OP.
Make sure to gently walk her to your room too.

anime website

rm -rf / --no-preserver-root

Can you post more pictures of her?

Nah, she plays it all the time. She really likes it.

Mmmmmmmmmm

HE'S MAMORU-ING THE IMOUTO

Sometimes I sit there with her in my lap as she plays the game. I gently stroke her hair, sometimes her shoulders. I usually am watching as she plays, but sometimes I look away, and she turns to me and gazes up at me. I sometimes catch her and our eyes lock for a brief before she looks away.
Other times, she does not know the meaning of a word, I see she is focused on ith word and tell her the meaning. One time, she asked me if I knew how to do it too.

Fuck Sup Forums, what do I do with the ssh access

Leave instructions for her to come to your room at night.

Do you have an equivalent to that net send thing that we used to have so much fun with in XP?

Pop up messages saying "Hi, I'm your computer. Please take good care of me!~". Maybe give it an anime avatar. Shame it looks like a Macbook, you could have used Amada.

That's adorable.

I hope this is Miles

Agent 20, go bring the van around.

pussy or gtfo

Can you please take another picture of her feet or thighs?

bump for op fucking his sister
with all the pauses in this thread he must be getting MASSIVE amounts of pussy

If her age is not on the clock she's ready for cock