Which samsung phone should I purchase for my needs as an otaku?

which samsung phone should I purchase for my needs as an otaku?

The one that helps you kill yourself.

Samsung? Pssht. Get an xperia with the 4k monitor goy. It's built by japs for weebs.

One that hopefully explodes by your ear and kills you

s4/s5 mini

It's very dasu and kawayyy!--~~

s6+

Moto G

S7.

Too many choices man, which one can play anime games?

A xiaomi redmi note 4x in blue

Hastune green, nice colour

too bad there's no global version

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If you buy a phone that has no sd card can you insert like a 2TB sd card instead into it without compatability problems? Also would you have to install the os onto it as well?

lmao at pic related

which samsung phone should I purchase for my needs as a drug trafficker?

s6 active

are you color blind?

Heard that the Galaxzy S8 is the best phone on the market right now

How much does this hurt? Does this mean black people are physically hurt by close up flash photography?

i did this and nothing happend...?

Nigger identified

They'd have to be pretty fucking black. And it's just a little jolt of pain like you briefly touched a stove or something.

Yes.
I received mine today, it's absolutely fantastic.
Also I was worried about my week games but they all run perfectly despite the weird ratio.
The AMOLED makes the unused screen portion disappear so it's really good.
Love Love SIF is fantastic on it.

Samsung quality is shit. There's a phone called LeTV for some reason. "Le" because is cheap and "TV" because it goes well for Netflix and shit. My mom has it, and having a Note 5 (it was in the floor btw no shit I'm buying a shitty samcuck) and comparing both screens they both are good but I would even take the LeTV. Anyways, search any big screen (6') 2K (1440p) phone and that'll do.

get the note 8 that just launched

Why don't they just use the 1080x1920 resolution? They go with some weird aspect ratio which ruins things

V20 has two screens and replaceable battery

The very one your waifu uses.

But they use shitty iphones all the time, they are clearly tech illiterate

Seems to me they have patrician taste.
You should just leave her and go hang out with your pleb

What is this actually supposed to do?