www.theverge.com/2017/8/24/16198158/iphone-8-price-rumor-999-apple
what people with low social IQ and low emotional IQ NEVER understood is that an Iphone is MUCH more than a phone. It is primarily a social qualification. A social status symbol. It means you are part of the IT CROWD.
Same with cars. Your twin turbo toyota Vitz might be faster than a Range Rover BUT GUESS who is loved by bitches and had thousands of friends
FOR FUCKS SAKE; women dont even reply to green text bubbles
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any poorfag can get an iPhone, how does that make them the IT crowd?
also saged of course
>saged of course
why mad? you not happy with your Xiaomi plastic poo?
those poorfags are fucking. you aint
good question. I use sage when the thread doesn't deserve a bump but I can still engage with someone. I believe that was the original intention for sage.
Iphones are a symbol of low IQ, iToddlers are just too far gone to see it themselves.
>women dont even reply to green text bubbles
The sad state of US of A.
wat u dont realize is that women's IQ is in-line with Iphone's cult
you just dont get it and that is why you will never enter a woman
it is a documented fact that an iphone on a first date will raise your success by 30%
>iToddlers are SO desperate for women they'll jump on the first brainlet roastie that gives them attention
LMAO@URLYFE
>Calling other people low intelligent
>Falls for marketing terms
>you will never enter a woman
pajeet
>status symbol
>costs less than a decent watch or purse
Dirty, dumb, fakewealth scum
I married my wife when I had a Casio Rock, and she had an LG Chocolate Touch.
We both have iPhones today, but that's only because they were free when signing on to our new carrier (happened a year ago, and she was using an iPhone 4S and I was using a Casio Ravine 2.
I don't even text anyone I care about anymore. Literally everyone I know, from coworkers to family to friends, uses Wire.
ahem.
NON
MOTHER
FUCKING
FUNCTIONAL
now fuck off and suck some dicks.
Because Apple has cornered the market to include everybody who just wants a good working phone to want an iPhone. And with ios exclusive features like imessage more people are switching to iPhones than ever, because they don't care about sd cards, or things like different roms. They want a phone that looks nice, plays music, texts/calls, and is easy to use. Also when buying a new phone, there's no comparing 10000 different models to see what you like the best, you just get the one with the higher number.
Not a status symbol if everyone is able to get one
>i know this is b& but still
I think you meant b8,
not everyone no
OnePlus gives you the sugar daddy status, as it's the best phone in the market, it's serious and it doesn't have kid features like Siri. This shit only gives you the "Look, I'm a faggot and I hear Beyoncé" status.
>It means you are part of the IT CROWD
Pls no, I'd have to listen to Moss's voice all day.
It'll cost that much because Apple has started treating the latest iteration of their technology as an exclusive beta for people with more money than sense. Those who are smart will go for the 7S, SE or second hand 7 and avoid the shitshow that is Android without spending ridiculous amounts of money or sacrificing the fingerprint sensor.
I switched to iPhone because I tried 2 android phones (Casio Commando and Droid 3), and found them both so bad that I switched back to a dumb phone after a month with each.
GF was willing to put up with it for longer. She went LG Optimus V (she hated it), to HTC Rhyme (liked it for a couple months, and then it slowed to a crawl, even with system restore, to some other Android device (can't remember which), to iPhone 4S. Ever since then, she's had no interest in going back to Android. I gave iOS a try, too, and found it serviceable, so bought an iPhone and a lifeproof case.
You just explained what low IQs would pay for. This is retardation.
buying a 999$ phone instead of a 800$ phone
won't turn your from low class worker to a high class business man, if you are actually rich who wants to show off you would buy an expensive sports car or wear expensive clothes.
Also their is a HUGE difference in looks between a twin turbo toyota Vitz and a range Rover in terms of looks unlike the iPhone that is just a slab of metal like all other phones
Not an argument
OP here. let me reply you with a question.
Are women part of the high IQ group or the low IQ group?
have fun with your right hand tonight
>FOR FUCKS SAKE; women dont even reply to green text bubbles
Do you really want to date a woman who uses such an app and is so selfish?
Working at McDonald's literally allows you to have 20 iPhones on payment plans.
OnePlus gives you the sugar daddy status.
No. That would be the Alpha One.
youtube.com
Believe it or not, women who are looking for sugar daddies know their shit when it comes to tryhards that buy luxury lookalikes / budget shit from luxury brands, and actual luxuries.
see
>Here's why you goys will by this 1000 dollar phone
>it will raise your social and emotional iq
nice try
Those with high IQ and big tits prefer people who know what they pay for. iFags usually purchase things because why not, it's the new Apple model!!1
you two are both wrong and your autism is shining thru
if u wanna show wealth the only option is iphone 7 plus
those 2 phones you guys mentioned have status only with autists
>if u wanna show wealth
Even normies know iShit is for poorfag niggers now.
>social IQ
>emotional IQ
The Alpha one costs 2500 bucks. Any gold digger who wanted a sugar daddy wouldn't say a word against someone who owned a 2500 dollar phone, android or no.
That said, why would anyone want to be with such a superficial cunt?
Well, you are still bragging about how a phone can make you fuck, while in reality the guy that fucks more between my friends is the one that does sport and goes to gym. And he has a fucking Huawei, not an iPhone. If I try to do things with a wealthy girl it's because I want her to buy me shit, not because I like her at all. That's what you want from a girl? She taking your money away instead of loving you? Pathetic.
>goes to gym
>fucks
>fit
pick one
THEY WILL NEVER LEARN
ITS ALL ABOUT HEIGHT AND FACIAL BONE STRUCTURE
they will NEVER learn
>That said, why would anyone want to be with such a superficial cunt?
That's the best an iToddler can do since they have no real emotional IQ and have to depend entirely on "bling".
The fuck is emotional IQ? Happily married dude, btw (and no apple products).
>iPhone sales declining
>M-more iphones t-than ever before!
Also, thanks for plainly spelling out that iToddlers would be perfectly fine using a Samsung dumbphone from 2006 and this is a /fa/ thread, not a Sup Forums thread
Social iq may be a thing BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A FUCKIN PHONE
>g-girls will s-start fucking me.any day now, y-you'll see!
>t. lanklet
lmao at your lyfe
Being able to connect with another human being through means other than flashing the back of a phone and hoping you can catch a gold digging slag using a fruit logo as bait.
Then again, can you blame iToddlers? Flashing that apple logo is probably their last desperate hurrah when they're like this.
>Happily married dude
i know dudes like you :^)
let me guess, she was your only gf ever
let me guess you never dated a model or a 10/10
I DID CUNT; u have nooooooooooooooo idea wat you fuckin missin
WTF does any of that shit have to do with the IT Crowd?
>this entire post
Are you trying to prove iToddlers are literal niggers and drunk Chavs who got a payday loan?
Because you're doing it better than any Apple hater in the thread.
Reminder that these threads are false flag threads by androidfags so they can shit on the "dumb iPhone user" by intentionally making retarded posts defending iPhones.
Sorry boss, I couldn't fake this () level of dumb if I was getting paid.
Their market share, especially among teenagers is growing.
Nah, I dated my share of hotties. I just came to realize that so long as a chick could get me hard without effort, that's all I needed, and that personality and shared interests were more important.
Then I found a chick like that, and she wound up going homeless with me, despite having offers extended to her family that weren't extended to me. That was worth more to me than anything a 10/10 ever gave me.
>and she wound up going homeless with me
You tell me a better way to prove loyalty. I'm all ears.
>FOR FUCKS SAKE; women dont even reply to green text bubbles
Because it's literal autism, that's why.
i got a loyal bitch right now. but LOYALTY is not everything. Excitement is another and so is quality of sex and so is sex appeal
but anyway we r from different worlds. I have 20 ex gfs
>I dated my share of hotties
>being on Sup Forums
>being on 4chins
How do you know she's loyal? At any rate, I already stated that so long as a chick is hot enough to get me hard without effort, that's all I need.
If you're priorities are different, that's fine. I hope it leads you to as much happiness as I have.
>as much happiness as I have
it wont because Buddhism taught me to not seek happiness from other people but from within the self
Not him, but obviously you aren't a well-taught student of Buddhism, or else you would know that humility is a virtue, and you display none.
I am not primarily a buddhist. why would i be when i live in a fuckin city? i would be eaten alive
Ah, then you're following the Boomers where you pick and choose what you are going to believe, and ignore that which is inconvenient to you?
You must be so proud of yourself, taking all of the good from religions, without subjecting yourself to any of the things that would restrict you (which is actually what makes each religion admirable in its own way).
To each their own, however. It's done great things to the West over the past 60-70 years, after all.
I hate to admit it and I wish things were different but I think it's true to a degree
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Muslim immigrants in my country drink and take drugs and fuck out of wedlock DAILY
do what suits you cuckboi
i imagine them laughing at the average Sup Forums user fiddling away at their bendy shit quility xiaomi
i am one of those guys. my xiaomi got its volume button bent within 2 weeks of usage
apple makes superior products to it's competition.
this is why they dominate.
>Inbred muslims do it, so that means it's ok if I do it!
Pretty weak justifications, buddy.
all we have is the present moment. and their present moment is filled with snorting cocaine and fucking tourists while you are on a Xiaomi Taiwanese depression discussion board
My present moment is getting paid 46.50/hr to make sure nothing goes wrong for another 2.5 hours. This allows me to provide and care for myself, my family, my friends, and, indeed, even strangers.
I'll take that over decadence.
POO
My present moment is arguing about phones with an ex homeless autist on a Vietnamese cat cookin forum