You are NOT a true techie if

you are NOT a true techie if

1. you don't how to program
2. don't know how to solder
3. don't own any cryptos (bitcoin, etc)
4. have never built a rig before

anything else?

>built a rig

soldering is not that hard man

im not a true techie??

oh no

and also if you type slower than 100 WPM

5. don't know how ur computer works(operational system)?

crypto is a meme. might as well just invest in stocks, which I do.
I'll also add, regularly use operating systems that are not windows or mac os.

these are higher standards to aspire to young grasshopper

1) why? Someone else does that
2) why? Someone else does that
3) don't care desu, real money is good enough
4) why? Someone else does that

All these apply to me so I think I'm qualified to add to this list:

6. don't wear rainbow socks while programming
7. don't take estrogen supplements
8. don't have a feminine penis

yes i'm ok with this. keep out the degenerates

>anything else?
HURR DURR
5. You don't suck dick.
6. You have a job and friends.
7. You are a nigger.

This is what your thread is.

>you have a job and friends
>you are a nigger
Pick one

what is this bullshit? it has nothing to do with tech. go to Sup Forums

True techies sound like faggots, I'll pass

Excuse my autism, but did anyone else notice 2 ethernet ports on this laptop ? Isn't that really unusual ?

Because it's fun? There's more to being a techie than shitposting on Sup Forums.

this disqualifies /dpt/

Is a techie like a gamer or a nerd, just buzzwords with no real substance attached?

Niggers

quality post

>you don't have RGB Gaymur professional business hacker rig

also this

5. posts on Sup Forums

>You're not a true techie if you don't do the only small things I can do, tehee! Im such a special snowflake!
Oh boy another circlejerk thread

It's not very common, but can be useful if you are bridging connections or something...

Coins are a fucking scam, desu.

>tfw type 50 WPM one-handed, but only 60 using both

>anything else?

Just a correction; number 1 should read:
>1. you don't how to program in C

That's it.

Yep, I agree with OP across the board, and I'd add if you use any Apple products you are not a techie.

>solder before
I never solder before cause I'm black and strong scents are overpowering cause of our ape noses.
>tfw can't work with Indians without holding breath constantly.

hey bb

You must fap a lot

5. prolific with programming in LabVIEW

>coins
>tulip bulbs that don't even have the benefit of turning into fucking flowers

Nips can't draw, older laptops had RJ11 & RJ45 side by side.

>implying any of the listed things are in any way difficult

>techie
get off my fucking board

better:
if you cant
1. program
2. solder
3. put together a pc
get off my board right fucking now

I can't hear you over the sound of my money quadrupling. Also only the majority of altcoins are a scam.

Shitposted a garbage thread like this on Sup Forums

>gatekeeping this hard
just kys yourself tbqqh famalamadingdong

>Let's just call what others do useless and let me list my own small things I can do so I can really feel like a special snowflake

Nah it's because I don't use proper 2-handed typing technique

That's kind of the opposite of what he was implying

>small things i can do
they're small things anybody generally interested in tech should be able to do
none of them are in anyway difficult

>don't know how to solder

why should i learn how to solder exactly? my hardware teacher even encourage us not to fix defective components because it is no longer "trusted" and we should buy a new one instead.

Its not about repairing, but building your own projects and setups

yes the argument there is that if one component is failing more are likely to go soon
from experience its often the case but that doesnt make it a bad idea
its just a basic skill you should have

but so much is neatly packaged now or even software defined, no need to get your hands dirty

>He doesn't know how to solder
>He spout the most patetic consumerist whore excuse

>"yes goy, buy new!"
>and you believed him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>3. don't own any cryptos (bitcoin, etc)
Cryptocurrencies are pointless, and anyone who really understands technology should distrust them.

1. Learning C right now.
2. Guilty as charged.
3. lmao
4. Even gaymer fags do this.

You mean you aren't a techie if you don't use other operating systems, right?

Don't be an idiot, you aren't going to trash an entire board for a single faulty cap are you?

Quite the opposite, if you understood blockchain technology you would understand that it doesn't rely on "secrets" (passwords, for example), making it, paradoxically, more secure.

Soldering takes like 5 seconds to learn pham, enjoy your lead poisoning

maybe

yes

Which is a nice theory, but people have managed to steal bitcoins anyway. In any case, what bothers me more is that it involves permanent public record of all transactions.

>he doesn't wear programming socks

wew

>reading comprehension

People managed to steal faulty banks and stupid/greedy users, not the bitcoin itself.

1. I'm pretty much experienced in that.
2. Soldered almost everything in my room
3. Never owned them but I took part in a conference about them in my college
4. Built my desktop PC and repaired my tablet PC

Not a really useful distinction for the people who lost money, and still doesn't address the implications of transactions being permanent and public.

This takes out GitHub and their new friends. I like it.

>built a rig
>AYYY LOOK AT MUH CUSTOM GAYMING RIG YO
Niggers do this shit, user. They're not "techies." It's like assembling legos.

>don't know how to solder
how the fuck does this help with programming or assembling computer hardware?
>for the record I know how to solder and I own soldering equipment

>google how to solder
Am I a techie now?

did you actually solder something? no? then no you're not. come back when you have your own custom motherboard

wait, you don't do ANY of those? why are you even here lol?

and then I will be techie

I own a wood burner from hobby lobby. I guess that means I can solder. But isn't it really a skilled art like welding as in sure you can do it, but it will probably be shitty and you will wish you had an expert do it anyway ?

...

ITT: teenagers comparing their micro-epeens. Is it school holidays already?

you are NOT a true techie if

1. you don't rush aghs
2. don't stat suicide squad attack! at level 1
3. don't turtle up your highground with mines (remote, etc.)
4. have never played a 160 minute game before

anything else ?

You are a worthless degenerate if

1. You don't make money
2. You don't make money off of any of your supposed "tech" skills
3. You use IRC
4. Don't value your time
5. Spend time trying to fight normies instead of making money off them

wanted to post something like this

Sadly yes, I hate summer all these fucking kids piss me off.

5. never installed gentoo

Fuck gentoo. It's the worst meme distro.

> a **rig**
You fucked up, OP. Please reconsider your posting decisions.

I make 46.50/hr
I don't want my hobby to become my job
I use Wire
I do
I make money off everyone that uses electricity, normie or no.

You are not a techie if you
- Take mostly everything on this board seriously

Back to Sup Forums. You know why.

If you're not invested in crypto, you love being poor.

So far, I've only invested 2850 USD in crypto, and my portfolio is worth about 17.4k right now. And I just started this March.

I have no motivation to lie about this. Actually, I still consider myself a small fish in this game, but I'm certainly not done making gains yet.

Start lurking now.
Or miss out. Your choice, anons.

Define techie, autist

>built a rig


You are going to end up underage b&.

exactly this,

its not too late guys.


i thought i was too late back in feb.

i got really drunk and spent my entire 5k tax return on crypto.

im now at 14k and i dont take it seriously.

>she calls a computer a "rig"

>solder
what do you think I am, a genius?

You forgot programmer cotton panties
It increases blood for to your brain by decreasing it to your feminine benis

I can't solder for shit though
I have shaky fucking hands

5. Not part of anonymous and not in contact with the hacker known as Sup Forums

>being this underage
Have you even seen our lord and savior Haruhi?

try lowering your coffee intake below 40 cups a day

>3. don't own any cryptos (bitcoin, etc)
I don't do this, I guess I'm not a true techie then.

Just a retard

>supplements
>not doing complete hormone replacement therapy
HAHAHAHAHA WOW

faggot
is still right. Why do you even come to Sup Forums if you don't program, repair computers, build computers or invest in crypto ? You come here to shitpost Sup Forumscuckoldry ?

Because you're interested in the topic?
Even if I don't study Corvette track times all day, I still like to visit /o/ from time to time.

Yeah, I wish I got in on it when mining was possible and people where doing stuff like paying thousands of bitcoins for a pizza.