Let's hear those startup ideas, Sup Forums

Let's hear those startup ideas, Sup Forums

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Diet Vegan Bagged Distilled Water Pouches.
20 bux for a liter.

Buzzword power ranking site

I'm going to create communism in America, but it will be my own brand which is less about money and more about community. I'm going to use bitcoin as a disney dollar to evade taxes while my community operates as a glorified shopping center/amusement park.

at that point the jewish trick of communism will be dead, since I implemented the successful version first, then America will be born again from the inside out under my rules.

a startup that sells cute slave robots

How does one fund a communist startup?

It's an MMO seperated by age range.

Enterprise Grade Fail2ban as a service.
Unit tests as a service.
Hentai porn site.

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buzzword generation as a service

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabernacle

Tinder for jews

Three words

Cigarette gift certificates

Jews as tinder

fund it

Masturbation as a service

um this one already exists

blowies as a service

private vpn service for nazis

Selling and distributing network-wide adblocking equipment that are essentially just the Raspberry Pi with PiHole on it.

Please don't encourage Nazism.

Hii

neo nazism as a service

Proprietary pizza.

Shitting on your boss's desk as a service

Why isn't it on Amazon

Audiophile equipment as a service (well you can lease it anyway).

A canned body spray that smells dryer fresh.

please point out where i encouraged nazism?

>giving an alcoholic a beer isn't encouragement

Pizza is already made with Monsanto's proprietary shit.

You literally cannot grow what you eat anymore. Remember jack and the beanstalk? Where they tossed those beans and it grew into a stalk?

Wouldn't happen any more.

Bring back full service gas stations.

Shitting on the street as a service

>alchoholics are subhumans and cannot be trusted to make decisions for themselves
it appears the only nazi here is you

The next facebook

>Remember jack and the beanstalk
that story was fake, prick

Selling free software.

it was written back when you actually could grow beans you bought from a store. Now they're monsanto's beans and you don't own them and they won't grow.

Youtube but on the Blockchain with a custom coin. Every user gets 1 BCTube (BlockChain Tube) coin when they sign up. Each video they upload gives them 1 BCTube coin. A set limit of BCTube coins (50 million) will make it so people eventually only get 0.00001BCT per video. However, views , likes and shares are also proportionally given BCT coins directly to the creator. You get a wallet with your BCTube account, and my hope is people make their own version of YouTube with digital currency as incentive to not post on YouTube anymore.

Rate my idea on a scale of 1-10.

What kind of analogy is that?

user wants to sell privacy not meinkampf copies.

He's not offering beer, he's offering a place to drink it.

I'm pretty sure you can buy beans that you can grow and eat.

It's ancestry.com with a dating component

if you're lucky.

>How does one fund a communist startup?
by calling people racists if they dont donate to you.

YouTube is 98% normies. Nobody I know irl uses bc

10 if you can buy the coins on an exchange. 0 if not.

Tinderedneck?
Just avoid GMO beans - they are supposed to only last one generation to not spread in the wild.

10. I was thinking of doing something similar with game currency.

We have to REPLACE the kikes from the inside out to beat them. You're on the right track.

>Just avoid GMO beans
just avoid spyware browsers bro.

(You)s for $. 100 (You)s for only $10. Tell me these autists wouldn't buy (You)s...

>Tinderedneck
Cestpool

Perfect.

A device that watches you and sends data directly to the CIA, a device that people trust and advocates for diversity while banning all who disagree.

(((Rubs hands)))

Pokemon Go but instead of Pokemon they're all megaman battle network ripoffs.

You find different creatures by changing your physical location and connecting to different networks will let you explore levels that are generated based on information grabbed from those networks. Instead of catching monsters, killing them gives you a random chance to get either an item, in-game currency, or some of their "code" which will either upgrade your stats, give you new passive skills, or change your appearance based on the slain foe.

We make money by letting the player buy items and revive their dead avatar with real money, and by partnering with real life places and businesses to put some creature/item/event of interest in their area. For instance: connect to this starbuck's wifi for 10 random free items or connect to some water park's wifi to explore a summer themed dungeon and fught some water boss for a special prize.

A hardware firewall specifically built for filtering imageboards

its like grindr except for lesbians and the conversations are published to a twitter

>We make money
not with megaman you don't. pokemon sells because it's awesome. megaman is gay

literally that simple. I'm sorry.

mite b cool

Sup Forums but without anime

already doing it.

Well... I'm making a kids version so no rated R content. If you want to make the adult site, go for it. But I was just gonna tell faggots to go back to Sup Forums.

Battle network or digimon themed stuff has way more potential on the medium than pokemon and regardless, it's more about execution than the raw idea. Nobody plays pokemon GO because it sucks. The focus should be on making a solid and fun game first, and stylistic design second.

Sup Forums with accounts and a user API

tinder for traps

ok think about it
so like
motherless
but like
for feminist mothers

thoughts?

I see this is the new sperg thread

just let me update my filters real quick..

Decentralised blockchain web search engine.

Weight gain as a service

political lobbying crowd funding service for the masses
i skim a cut off it

This one is actually really good.

it already exists and is how warren got elected

Gluten Free Vegan Water Juice Boxes
30 bux a quart

A social app "suicide buddies"

while what you say is true, at that point it doesn't matter if it's megaman or not.

people played the shit out of pokemon go before they realized it was shit. the trick is in the presentation

Sup Forums as a personal army

Takes restaurants within a certain radius then randomly selects one, with some criteria (3.00+ stars on google, italian, etc.)

maybe then that bitch I call my wife will decide on place

I should rephrase what I said. Don't enable Nazism.

Go on...

at least you have a wife faggot, you have no place to stand to argue

you know what, fuck you, just fuck you very much

Shitposting as a service.
It's like mechanical turk but shitposters are ranked by (you)s delivered and compensated accordingly. Detected accusation of samefag disqualifies a post from ranking but the shitposter may still be paid at their normal rate.

Not kosher and Halal? I'm out

tapmusic.net for games

Used panties as a service.

Someone who cares about you, but as a monthly subscription.

tfw I would pay out the ass for just one day

pretend to be a girl on the internet

Could actually work considering places like ebay refuse to host such degeneracy. If you had a good ratings and ranking system you could have categories of panty and tiers of quality based on reviews. On an open market price would fit the demand and you just take a 3% cut.

automatic water refill.
you place your cup under the refill nozzle and a laser will detect the volume of the water in the cup and fill it up to the volume you set
that way you will never have an empty cup and will always have water in it whenever you pick it up
stay hydrated!

ps. this is very useful for gamers who dont have time to fill their cup / bottle or busy persons who sits at their desk all the time doing shit like shitposting on 4chin

Or just sell one of those water dispensers like they have at offices, but with a tube attached to it like a Camelbak. Just keep it in your mouth and bite down when you need water or whatever beverage you want to fill it with.

>have to manually set the refill amount

Fuck I've been eating gmo beans, goddamnit. I leave them in water for days and they don't sprout.

I try to eat healthy but everything is grown with peticides, synthetic nutrients and is gmo.

it wont be as mobile as mine, you will have to fiddle with tubes and such. how would you clean those tubes too when it gets dirty. what if people decide to put something other than water in the reservoir and it stains the tube?
mine would be ok for different types of bevarages including pop cause ameritards will only drink liwuid infused with co2

its a 1 time thing dude, set and forget. version 2.0 will have siri integrated in it so you can say shit like 'siri, fill my cup 80% from now onwards' or 'siri, poison this sob's drink and make it looks an accident'

>thinks he can grow beans in 1984/Brave New World
haha cute
enjoy your proprietary beans that don't grow.

Gluten free and vegan decentralised blockchain.

Buzz words aside, a decentralised blockchain based on shitposting and personal army'ing. you get rewarded digital currency for completing requests and spend it on making requests.

>Buzz words aside, a decentralised blockchain based on shitposting and personal army'ing. you get rewarded digital currency for completing requests and spend it on making requests.
Sounds like Amazon Mechanical Turk but with cryptocurrency.

Fuck off with your pedestal bullshit you thirsty freedom-hating faggot

A social media where you can have multiple accounts all linked with the same email, and only showing the connection between whichever accounts you want the connection to be shown in.

An alarm clock that wakes you up with the sound of ascii art styled midi pictures of Mark zuckerberg

>not "suicide squad"

Making VR 3D movies. Now you can look at diffirent angles, and yes you can even look at main heroines cleavage or under her shirt.

It is already a thing play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jcrush.ui