Why dont they just do this?

why dont they just do this?

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Because if you dont break it, you don't need to buy a new one...

Because that's way more expensive and takes up way more space than just putting a fucking cover on your phone

might as well build in a little parachute that auto deploys when falling, probably easier and cheaper

>old mobile phone
>isn't wide nor slim
>you get a good grip and don't drop it

>*falls flat on back or front*

What if it falls onto the round edges?
At this point why not just deploy an airbag?

What if it falls face down?

If we could sense gravity, we'd already have space colonies.

>jump with a phone in your pocket
>bumpers eject
or
>bumpers eject
>phone flies away

airbag would be easier to implement

like a fucking mars rover?

Also hate to break it to you but if you drop a phone gravity sensors ain't gonna do shit.
It's not like gravity has changed now that the phone is in free fall. You're looking for accelerometers.

We can detect gravity. We have gravity maps of Earth. You can get equipment to measure local gravity.

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Exactly.
It could become some sort of sport even with special rackets or bats if it can inflate multiple times and doesn't get damaged from the impact.

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That's genius. You should patent that.

dailymail.co dot uk/news/article-2248824/Airbag-dropped-smartphones-invented-Amazon-patents-airbag-air-jet-mobile-phones.html

reminder in a word of 7 billion people, no original ideas exist

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hey I tried that link and it just google searched the link, can you post on that will work correctly?

>he measures the grip on his phone

This turn me on

Would be better to just have the bumpers on the four corners.

>g_designs_a_smartphone.jpg

Why don't we cover the phone in bubble wrap folded a billion times so that its thickness is merely a micrometer but its strength is that of all the diamonds in the universe while still conducting electricity

this patent description would be admitted, no kidding

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Sounds like you're looking for something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=JW39_pXW3G4

Don't worry about grip, goy. You want a bigger screen, don't you?

Just wear a fucking helmet.

Hey that's a good idea
>fall on bike into a concrete
>*crack* your bones shatter
>helmet suffocates you so you don't have to suffer

Phones hardly ever fall on their sides, usually it's the screen or back if you're lucky.

how does that side even touch the ground?

>I don't know what rocks are
What is the matter with you? Even niggers know what rocks are.

It falls on an uneven surface like a rock

In that situation just accept that god hates you.

Fucking kekd

God already hates me but its the manufacturers fault for speficially building them to break easily

>falls screen side down on the floor
>crack

Kill yourself vlaka

But why?

Ur an fgt lul

>gravity sensors
Oh, Sup Forums...

>buy phone with bumpers
>open google
>how to escape the botn
>bumpers explode my fingers 30 ft away

they don't measure gravity they measure local acceleration which is indistringuishable from grabity

So I can use it as the perfect weapon.
Here me out.
We plant something edgy inside the bumper and when it's time to do the deed, you move your hand quickly while holding the phone, the bumper activates and comes out and I slash my opponent's head with it and when it stops detecting movement, it hides the bumper-knife.

Reminds me of this old Lenovo ad
youtu.be/l6PsnCs07aw

>something edgy
Do you mean, like you?

that or you could just put a special case on your phone to absorb the shock.

I'm sorry

How many different versions of this exists because every mspaint artist felt like they had to do their own one

It would make phones VERY expensive. A complicated bumper system like that would be about as complicated as a wristwatch and probably just as fragile too.

Not to mention it's really difficult to make actuators in such a small form factor

Oops, dropped my phone, guess I'll have to fold up the airbags using surgical tools and replace a GODDAMN EXPLOSIVE cartridge

Your phone could literally explode in your pocket. No seriously, airbags use explosives.

unless you got fucking old phone, your phone has one

I'll take what is an accelerometer for 10 points

Why not just make a rubber phone?

only fags break their phone

>50cm fall from a table
>Display breaks but crystal is fine
How the fuck this happens.

men don't drop their phone, man up and you'll be good.

My table confirmed for female then.

>Sup Forums thinks Gyroscopic=Gravity

Guys how about a string and motor that connects it to your belt and when it detects falling the string retracts so it doesn't fall.

The current bumper design would be even more deadly, unless they acted like springs. they cause the same force and concentrate it on one point, just like a fall.

You fools can't see that a spring deployment system is the only way forward.

I like this goy

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because it wouldn't work right and people would get pissed off by it ejecting the bumpers all the time when its not being dropped

Make the phone out of flesh so it can repair itself

>not giving your phone verniers for maneuverability
shiggy

Somehow, I imagine this image taking place in North Korea.

Why haven't (((they))) created a phone with one of those wrist strap cutouts yet? Then retards could never drop them.

Wait, we can get cell phones on Mars now? What carrier is over there?

>his phone doesnt have RCS thrusters
WHAT
ARE
YOU?
POOR?

My key for not suffering with smartphones breaking is to buy the absolute cheapest ones around.

Right now I'm rocking a Lenovo Vibe B, it costed me a whole 40 bucks. Some times when I tap a notification it ignores me but other than that it's pretty solid.

Here's a Romanian babe messing with it: youtube.com/watch?v=ddoxfYpWHJo

came up with an even better solution

it can have the same functionality like the side things, except it will be in the front which would result the screen popping out to protect the internals instead of the screen

just slap a pop socket on the back, there's no reason to use a case

Just do this, then it can't fall at all.

I call it the iChute

Why not just attach a butter-toast to the backside of the phone? It'll always land on the buttered side

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A friend had one of those. Managed to break the camera in under a year because of dumb luck.

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you should iChute yourself

An even less expensive option would be to not drop your fucking shit

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That's pretty awesome

Why would I wear a fucking helmet when I can have one appear when I need it?

Just use a plastic screen.

Are you retarded?
Use your brain.

For people without a brain:
Moving parts in a mobile device are idiotic
Gravity sensors can not distinguish between a car accelerating and free fall
It requires A LOT of space inside the device
It can not protect the phone from falls into uneven ground
It is very hard to engineer and offers few benefits
It is inferior to a regular, more durable phone or a simple cover

I could go on, just use your brain.

I miss troll physics maymays.

Then just put two of them a little ways apart. Bam, you can now distinguish gravity from acceleration.

Because muh thinn
Just buy a case like that

>tfw you bought a battery case just to make your phone twice as T H I C C

>Your phone could literally explode in your pocket. No seriously, airbags use explosives.

Nothing will change then, got it.

>every time it senses 0.9g it deploys in your pocket

>phones already have the potential to explode in your pocket and by adding more explosives we're totally not increasing that risk
Go back

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>this guy thinks Gyroscopic= Acceleration

The only retard here is you though