How do I get a girlfriend Sup Forums ?

How do I get a girlfriend Sup Forums ?

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I hope you don't want a gross one like the pic

There ya go buddy.

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>kendra lust
>gross
We don't need faggots here, kindly go back to your containment /b

Mommy

work out. have confidence. but most importantly, have $$$

Don't be rude.
Don't bring up touchy topics.
Be kind.
Dress well.
Talk about anything she wants.
Show interest even if you don't care too much.
Hold the door open for her.
Promise mating press.
Do little acts of kindness to her.
Don't seek conflict with other males.
Be honest with her, but say what she'd like to hear.
Worked for me.

You have to program your own.

Where do you think you are?

God white women are nasty

>Promise mating press.
what did he mean by this

Official top 5 mommies
1. Brandi Love
2. Kendra Lust
3. Lisa Ann
4. Julia Ann
5. Milena Velba

Just googled last two and those are just fat pigs, last one was a monstrosity.
Do you even shyla stylez

do everything opposite of this guy lol, and you'll be incredibly successful

Confidence, wealth, or physical prowess, user. Excel in two out of three.

she is gross now that she did nigger porn.

this.. but if you want permanent GF (which is hot) you have to have the third, wealth too.

or you have to choose shittier looking gf to compensate

Do you keep the door open for Tyrone too?

You can't.

Even becoming attractive doesn't work. I've treated my body as an exercise machine the last three years and I look great. I can lift more. I can run for hours without stopping. It doesn't matter because I'm still awkward, and weird.

If you're here, you're probably too abnormal to find a partner. You have to accept that.

try to not get your dick wet, treat them like you would a normal person, if you push anyone away by being yourself, you weren't gonna last with that girl anyway

>treat them like you would a normal person

>It doesn't matter because I'm still awkward, and weird.
act. Imagine yourself to be Brad Pitt and try estimating what he would do in interaction with girs.

Here are some suggestions:
>he'd be fucking confident, talking about whatever he wants
>he'd be slightly bored by any girl (looking at his watch, and looking around when she talks things he doesnt want to hear)
>he'd be slightly smiling all the time

thats about it bro, if you can pull that performance off, you'll be incredible successful (even though you are a looser)

>or you have to choose shittier looking gf to compensate
The key to happiness is realistic expectations about life.

what the hell is a mating press?

is this something I can do in the gym?

tell this to this fucker [pic]

he has ridiculous expectations of life (doing a boxing match against the best boxer, whilst being an amateur himself)

and he seems pretty happy. I doubt I could be more happy than him

how dare you say this about mommy?

>Don't be rude.
>Don't bring up touchy topics.
>Be kind.
>Dress well.
>Talk about anything she wants.
>Show interest even if you don't care too much.
>Hold the door open for her.
>Promise mating press.
>Do little acts of kindness to her.
>Don't seek conflict with other males.
>Be honest with her, but say what she'd like to hear.
>Worked for me.
follow that if you want to be a cuckold queen.


talk to her the same way u talk your male friends.

if have more quest just read a pick up book.understand woman logic, more easier than C

I see this occasionally, but it's common enough to remark on it.

Sometimes nerds become fitness nerds. They become hot guys--sorry, it's a problem exclusive to men--but they still can't find a partner because their expectations rise as their own physical attractiveness increases.

But they're not worthwhile to women in any other ways. They're still otakus, or computer nerds, or shut-in programmers, or any other awesome way of life that women hate.

A ripped otaku is still an otaku and women aren't going to want him--at least not long term. Strangely that's what most of them want, too.

There's no out. There's no exit. There's just crushing loneliness subsumed by other purposes in life.

You just have to ask like every girl you see to be your gf. It is just a number game. You would be surprised who will say yes.

just make one

you gotta buy one

>implying you still wouldn't do her
Keep lying

get a codpiece, bitches love them and they're technology

This is like an autistic bruteforce method, but it would work funny enough, women are just overgrown children.

its evolution. women are programmed to be attracted by assertive men, not locked in autists. She needs someone who can go out and provide for her future chidren etc...

But again, if you're rich or have a steady income and act confident around her, she'll fall for you.

If you're a fucking poorfag who cant provide for himself, let alone for a family, why the fuck do you want a GF in first place

The economy is a scam. The smartest men are lifelong NEETs who can live without money

One thing to do that attracts women is when a guy is in the spotlight somehow. If a programmer then program for something that will put you in something public. Maybe do an art piece or work with a non-profit that puts you in contact with groups and subgroups etc.

I had a friend that was an alcoholic that always drank in bars so at least he would meet people. He never bought a bottle. It worked better for him. Plan your introverted activities to put you in extraverted activities.

That's why I said two out of three, user. You can be confident and fit, confident and wealthy, or wealthy and fit, and do well with the ladies. One out of three will not cut it.

sure, but GF and children are an expense, so you'll have to do without them..

protip: economy was always a scam. there will awlays be competiton and marketforces. you'll never have the privilege of being a stupid lazy fuck and having high income...

Why hasn't this 404'd yet?

Notice that intelligence doesn't matter. I'd rather cultivate my intellect and be forever alone

Sup Forums is now pickup artist board.. its an autist rebellion

Mirin those thighs, wonder how much she squats

Also if she still looks this hot at that age, she must have looked amazing in her prime

Top 5 is all Maserati.

Guys can stay virgins forever unless they do something about it. A girl is only single and virgin as long as she keeps saying "no" to people. If you see a very attractive girl out in the public you can be sure that everyone else around you is also thinking she's attractive. There will be and have already been competition about her. Most likely she's not even available at the moment, someone already made a move. Very attractive girls are like black friday sales.

You need to interact with people a lot and form a basic understanding of what a normal person looks like and what an attractive person looks like. There are no shy and awkward 10/10 girls, they have been plowed for years. If you aren't confident and it would help you if the girl is shy and awkward, she won't look 10/10. If you only watch anime and Hollywood supermodels you get a twisted understanding about average.

I got a girlfriend by being there when she broke up with her ex. The ex was mean and a horrible person so I looked like a perfect gentleman just by being nice and opening doors for her when we went places and stuff like that. I wasn't a friendzoned old buddy that only listens to her problems, I was a new guy which she had never met before. This is pretty rare probably so statistically I would say go for the ones that you consider still bangable but are not perfect. While you're doing that you can also go for the perfect ones and see if you luck out but don't get your hopes up. It's also not healthy having a nice girlfriend and still lust after the hot models which you're never getting anyway.

Social engineering is technology-related

Pretty much this, get in contact with people and see how you can influence them

>poor guys aren't slaying pussy right now

If anything being dumb and poor really helps

>46 posts
>search
>no results for "install gentoo"

RIP Sup Forums

Intelligence might bring one wealth or confidence, but otherwise, it isn't going to raise one's reproductive success rate. It might even lower it.

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>It's also not healthy having a nice girlfriend and still lust after the hot models which you're never getting anyway.
A lot of average looking gals don't care where you whet your appetite, as long as you come home to them for dinner.

>Guys can stay virgins forever unless they do something about it. A girl is only single and virgin as long as she keeps saying "no" to people

This is very true

lol, where the fuck is this chart from...
This book seems very entertaining and informative.

Don't be a faggot, that's how you get a gf.

What I meant by it not being healthy was ruining the good relationship by reaching for greener grass. Even when they are out of your league and you are already lucky to have your current girlfriend. If you won't ruin your relationship and are just admiring beautiful people to get excited for later there's nothing wrong with that.

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>I got a girlfriend by being there when she broke up with her ex. The ex was mean and a horrible person so I looked like a perfect gentleman just by being nice and opening doors for her when we went places and stuff like that
cuck

hahahahah nice

which one of you is a cute loli?

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I'm the one who ended up having a girlfriend in this scenario and there's no wife's son meme included. I'm only a cuck in a very vague sense of the word, just because she already had a previous partner but it would be hopeless to filter out the ones who are experienced. That would leave a very marginal amount of girls. Are you the best possible option for that marginal group of people? No? Then maybe don't set the bar so high.

No, he means that you are or will be cheated on. With certainty if you don't break up soon.

Now imagine yourself as the ex. Women always do this shit. Suddenly their ex becomes a terrible person and they're already getting the next branch ready before they swing on over. Enjoy the pussy, but this story is as old as time.

>girl asked me, "a-user, are you sure you never have a gf?"
>tfw I don't even have a confidence to think my crush likes me
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