That guy who installed an IDE on the first day of class and failed the final

>that guy who installed an IDE on the first day of class and failed the final

>that guy who told everyone he uses linux because he's not an idiot with comuters and then spilled a drink all over his laptop, destroying it

>that guy who insisted on doing the group presentation using FOSS and then the file content got all garbled when changing computers and it looked like shit for the presentation

>that guy who said he was a graphic design pro but couldn't draw a circle

>that guy who got really defensive when the stacies told him his thinkpad looked really heavy and got way too carried away in trying to rationalize why he needed extra computing power while they awkwardly tried to end the conversation by looking at their phones

>that guy who had a gas mask as his desktop background

>that guy who brought his laptop to the mandatory english lecture and played minecraft

you fucking idiot, this site has a unique posters count

Sounds like me.

Also me is:
>That guy who spends 32 hours total on a cs project when it only takes the class 30 minutes at the most

Life sucks so bad when you have a small brain.

> That guy who built a $1500 gaming PC and only shitposts on Sup Forums and plays emulators with it

literally me, don't know why i bought this 1070.

>That guy who has an expensive computer but turns all game setting to low so the graphics won't distract him in multiplayer

>that guy who brags about vim and can't pass the first project

Emulators can be really demanding though.

Basically me.

old pic, but fun fact. The guy in it still attends my local community college.

That kid who thinks he's a coding god because he does web development / node.js

Has he found a better spot to look like a sack of potatoes in?

there are those types in all colleges

>that guy who spilled shit on his laptop
>panicked and threw it on the floor
>it was a ThinkPad

>Spilled a drink
Literally not a problem with a Thinkpad

>that guy who completes the course with an A but still has no idea how to write software

hello fellow counter strike player

My coworkers. All bachelors or masters, yet I, with no college degree, am their boss.

>that one guy who used to be cool until he went to school and majored in cuckputer science

>that guy who exclusively eats celery and carrots and broccoli

I don't believe you.

my complete assclown of a coworker has an engineering degree, is retarded at writing software and he also puts aluminium foil and forks in the microwave

I don't care.

you're retarded. this happens often. degrees are worthless

Its almost like college has abandoned academia in favor of social engineering and fraternizing

i think their mistake was believing that uni can teach them everything they need to know

i have a number of years of experience across IT, security, embedded, and programming, recently went back to officially get my degree even though my main job is product R&D (embedded systems). it's good to hear the theory from an expert (my prof worked at siemens for 20 years) because it really puts it all together, but i think the material is just overwhelming for 95% of the class.

that's fine though, because we only want the top 5% in my line of work anyway

>that guy who nearly got the entire housing IP banned from a Cantonese Bear-Skinning Forum.

it's the sort of retarded faggot that shares 9gag links and then when you call him out for this horseshit he says something along the lines of "you must be fun at parties"

protip: i was raised on Sup Forums

Sounds like me :(

>that guy in the lecture who types all of his notes in latex on the fly

Whoever you are sir, you were awesome

>mfw i posted a bunch to get the thread going
>mfw you bumped it for me
>mfw i went and watched red dawn and came back and it's on the front page again

>that guy who did a bunch of python tutorials before the lecture started and then kept saying that the course language was stupid because you had to define iterators manually in loops

>that guy who constantly insists that the weekly server maintenance script that runs at 3AM and lasts 7 minutes "should have been written in C++" to "save time"

Totally me. Markdown + Latex ftw

do you understand how Sup Forums works? being on the front page is not special.

>he uses the catalog

newfag

Newfags are the ones that don't use the catalog

>he doesnt remember when there wasnt a catalog

new

fag

>deluded thinkfaggots

They really are the cancer that is killing Sup Forums

newfag

this kind of dumb shit is also killing Sup Forums.

but what ever makes you feel special you insignificant fat fuck neet piece of shit.

>implying that's even remotely relevant
Just because there used to not be a catalog doesn't mean oldfags stuck with the inferior method.

>using reddit spacing
N E W F A G

i write shitty low-effort spaghetti code all day and then i come home and shitpost and derail threads into politics

im mostly in it for the (Yous) at this point

also forgot to add masturbating to anime porn

I do this but on my phone.

> calling Sup Forums spacing reddit spacing

you can't break more than a line at a time on reddit

this

is

Sup Forums

spacing

When you become a big boy with a job, you'll believe

>install IDE
>ace all assignments
>test is coding on fucking paper
>get shit marks
>people who just memorized garbage got A's

probably a pajeet degree. everyone in engineering, development, and IT seem to be indian in most major cities. i get no discrimination but half these fucking indian guys/girls have no cultural awareness, horrible communication skills, and they were getting paid like $500 a month in india. Why we pay them $80K+ to work here in the US pretending to be the equivalent of an American worker is beyond me - probably because there's indian hiring managers these days as well

If I get one more fucking recruiter named Rajesh calling me from Ca...

If you can't come up with code on paper, you didn't really learn the material. You don't have to memorize anything. Just code enough that you don't need an IDE holding your hand. It's not like they're asking you to remember how to use some obscure library on tests.

Daily reminder that IDEs are just tools, and will not make a shit programmer any less shit.

>That Thai foreign student who had an anime girl in a bikini as his wallpaper, took off his shoes while doing group work, and kept posting on Facebook about traps and wanting to kill himself

(You)

It's called reddit spacing because people fresh from reddit seem to always do it.

>that guy who wanted to be a "game designer" who barely came to class and would whine endlessly about how "irrelevant" the concepts were when he did show up

>that muslim girl who caught you looking at her feet during the final and left early and failed just to get away from you

>that guy who got mostly As barely going to class but wound up being unemployed for a year after graduating

>that guy who never showed up to a class about things he already knew doesn't show up to job about things he already knows

really rips my threads, user

not him, but I rarely go to class because I can read my own powerpoint slides. most profs are so fucking lazy and useless. at least the math profs still try and use the chalkboard.

It doesn't matter, you didn't build discipline by attending a boring bullshit class so now you can't get a boring bullshit job.

"Avoid the things you like, turn your attention to unpleasant duties." - Tokugawa Ieyasu

CS classes are super boring for the first couple of years though. I'd rather work on game design/theory instead of going to class to "learn" things that I already know honestly.

Nah, I mean, he shouldn't of absolutely bombed it, and he should be able to do pseudocode no problem -- but in writing actual software you become reliant on passing unit tests, compiler warnings, errors, and other feedback to write correct code.
Meanwhile, people who can't write useful code worth shit can do well on these tests by just memorizing how to spit out a correct answer.

>that guy who installed an IED on the first day of class

you don't go to hear things you already know, you go to hear things you haven't thought of, or hear things you already know from a seasoned perspective, put another way by a paid expert

and by the way, if you think this is gay, you'll hate work. if you work in any sort of research position, you'll have to go to seminars about 10 times a year, and you'll be tested about 3 times a year

I wish my college classes did that. Instead I just got to watch a professor live code the fourth way to implement a particular data structure without any useful commentary or insight -- this approach was pressed on him by the department and based on feedback from students who complained the professors talked too much about about irrelevant things instead of "teaching the material".

where they 2b feet?

Yes, 2 cute feet > w

>that guy that complains about the course's programming language

>that idea guy who gives advice to programmers on how to program better

>That guy who goes to college

IDE hard drives are slow

>that guy who was dumb enough to be a CS major who thought that his major somehow made him inherently better than us actual STEMlords and kept on saying shit like "As a future Computer Scientist/developer..."

>not using latex + beamer
remain pleb

>That guy who always tries to write his code recursively even if the language isnt optimized for tail recursion and it just makes things more difficult because he thinks it shows that he has a deeper understanding of computer science

>you're only allowed to post one time in a thread
kys

I just bought a 980 even though there are no games I want to play.

>that one guy who refused to write things recursively because he didn't understand it but tried to pretend like he just was concerned about "readability" or muh tail ends

That goes without saying.

Wouldn't you say you have a deeper understanding of the material?

> samefagging
Wew lad, haven't seen that in many years. Here let me help you get to the front page.
>>> reddit

>Not presenting using a pdf

i dont get it

>that guy back in college who was a huge fedora haxx0r type who was all about "fighting the power" with code that now has a literal neckbeard and is a proto-fascist

And here I thought you couldn't get worse than a new atheist wannabe hacker.

Fundamentally people seem to forget your choice of editor, color theme, hardware is all meaningless. Code should be the last step in the creative process, a physical manifestation of the meticulous planning and reasoning required to write a program. The editor, especially in any undergrad course, is essentially the least important thing on your list of things to worry about. Find a good debugging tool (vs, chrome debugger for JS), but don't waste your time ricing dumb shit. All the desktop threads that used to plague this board were perfect examples of countless hours of wasted time. Code is a expression of a logical process, which comes from hours spent thinking and whiteboarding (assuming you're doing system design). I highly recommend even going so far as to write everything you do on paper first, make a prediction for the output and provide a justification, and THEN type it in and run it. And just use defaults. Tooling is a meme until you're working on massive projects, and even then the 80/20 rule still very much applies.

>That guy who has "software engineer" as his title throughout social media, a linkedin with work experience, founder of websites, and actual recommendations that can't code for shit, and had trouble with html/css in class.

true story.

Pretty much this, Microsoft and OpenDocument file formats break even within different versions of the same office suite
are u a masochist?

>that guy who would always argue with the professor and blame his IDE when his code failed to compile

>but recursive calls are advanced computer science stuff, i learned it in my compsci 101 class
nobody thinks a function calling itself is revolutionary, and writing something recursively that would be much easier and more optimized if done iteratively is just retarded

Stop feeding the troll

Not an argument.

>forcing your compiler to optimize tail end recursion for you
why do you do this to her?