What programms do I need to become as good as him?

What programms do I need to become as good as him?
I run Windows.

Turn your PC off, go outside

lol no :D

You need an ephemeral port on your ISP's backbone, LANGuardian, and the most powerful computer you've ever heard of.

>supposed to be an asocial loner
>has sex with a drug dealer in the first ep
wat

How do you know he had sex? Maybe he just hacked her?

To be fair no asocial loner has ever looked like ramey malik so we don't know ho accurate that is.

are you implying hes good lookin? cuz hes really not.. with those bug eyes

it's easy to bang druggy people

Yeah but they're symmetrically buggy

>outside
I hate this meme.

I drove past a park today. I saw a group of teenagers and was immediately perturbed. They were staring at their phones but still. When did this happen? What are they doing? They must be stopped.

Childhood is idolizing Elliot.
Adulthood is realizing Harold is the the only true hacker.

>first episode
>gets laid
>free molly
>6 pack
>money to replace many components because he keeps drilling holes in them
>seems to get to work late and leave throughout the day casually
>still has time to cry in the corner

Only one of those apply to me as well.

I-Is it the gets laid one?

it was

How can I become more like her?

You need to know how to program in C and you can do anything.

LOL IMPLYING I DONT KNOW HAHAHAH

He could get endless tumblr pussy, which is far more than 99.9% here (including myself) would be able to get.

> I want to be haxxor
> I run windows

Play some gayms and don't be retarded

Cut off your penis.

You have to run Len0x

Is your mom Meryl Streep? She's not? Tough luck

You need GNOME, obviously.

A book.

You definitely need to know astu and astsu

Literally only Kali Linux or Metasploit.

Can I run gnome on mac? I use windows btw

Hacker Dexter is a stupid show.