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Whoever posts below me is a retard faggot

Whoever is above me is a neckbeard virgin who masturbates to Hentai and cries themselves to sleep.

Hey /csg/

Would have been great to warn us that Xiaomi are a fuckin hell to unlock/root.

Anyway Redmi 4x screen dead after 1 day of use, what should I pick or should I ask for a replacement? (~105€ - not buying Xiaomi again) .

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

Whoever gets is a retard weaboo faggot piece of shit

Wat, you just ask for an unlock code from Xiaomi then unlock.

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It took me like 1-2 weeks of waiting for Xiaomi which approved my unlock shit for it to work.
I think I used some kind of hack too.
10/10 would order again

Lol, little bitter because you got 1-up'd.

Your thoughts on the JBL T110? they are on sale atm

>a fuckin hell to unlock/root.

I agree it should be easier, but by no means it's a "fucking hell"

OP, I got your back:

>Telegram group
t.me/chinkshitgeneral

Says the faggot who felt the need to reply to me after being called a retard faggot

Lol, enough little man.

What's a good chink projector?

faggots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RegularOP

It's ok little faggot, go on

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It's ok, let it go

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Go on

"您所在的IP申请次数超标"
This message again, and again, and again, day after day.

Who did you buy it from? If you answer eternal team, Xiaomi online store or Fastcardtech you're fucked because those three sell refurbished phones as new.

Did you apply for the unlock code? What rom did you install and how certain are you it was for the correct model Xiaomi phone?

I buy it from a serious French shop (Materiel.net) with a real store etc.

I apply for the code and it's always the same "您所在的IP申请次数超标"
The rom is stock (global/international) and the build number is the same as the official.

Are glueguns chink recommended?
Not on infographic which one should I get?

I couldn't find it cheaper anywhere, $50 isn't that expensive for a toy is it?

Return the phone, don't mess around with roms. You are covered by eu rules about this sort of thing.

Its been 6 days and this fucking chink havent answered my messages and the tracking have not updated
Reee

You probably put "reeeee" in your message to them as well, you sad manchild.

Eachine H8 for $11 plus a $6 fpv cam is where it's at

>$50 isn't that expensive for a toy is it

That's a question for you and your finances.

It's not particularly expensive compared to other quads, and if it's your first one then it's a good choice because a) it's durable and b) it's nice and sedate and easy to control.

WiFi FPV is a joke though because once you get more than 10m away the latency gets so bad that it's useless for anything other than framing your poor quality video footage.

Make sure you get a few spare batteries but leave it to cool down for a few minutes between flights.

Plus a $20 Android 5.8GHz receiver or a $50 pair of goggles.

I got one for like $0.15 or something
Plus a dollar for a bunch of glue sticks
Works fine

This, if you bought it from a large French shop then they should provide you with warranty.

Maikou gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_342175.html
or
Mixza gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html

Overpriced

But you'd want to have the goggles anyway so that doesn't really count

So with all the leaks about Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 looking like an absolutely generic piece of crap, should I just buy the original one?

If we're going down that route then you may as well just get a Taranis and a multiprotocol module because you'll want to have that too

What exactly makes it a generic pile of crap? It's exactly an improved version of the first. No top bezel and minimal bottom. Are you looking at the one leaked pic that's completely different than the others with the camera on the top? That's a different phone.

First gen is bigger and has no amoled, along with crappy earpiece.

curved corners, smaller, generic shape

I mean I will wait for the reveal but nothing about it is as unique and captivating as the first one, plus the first one is actually cheap by now.

The second gen will be 800-900 at least on launch.

does it support aptX?

No you might like too but sorry I didnt

The corners aren't as curved as Samsung phones, not even close. For the price yeah the mix 1 wins but the mix 2 will fix all it's large shortcomings

Would anyone be so kin to tell me all the items in this pic?

I am aware that the included wifi cam is low quality, I've watched youtube reviews on it. I picked up a couple of spare batterys. I'm just looking for something cheap to play around with before I can afford something more serious, and I've seen camera upgrades for it so it seemed like an ok price to me after shopping around a little.

Yeah, you should

I think the one with the camera on top is the Mi A1 for google which looks nice too.

any decent case fans?Thanks in advance

Just 2 messages asking whats going on with my parcel
dear friend

Can anyone help me? What the fuck should I do? I opened a dispute and the chink sent me a message saying what's on the pic.

Should I proceed with it? That's something that never happened before.

>street shitter 29

Buddy, you must be new, we don't give him any (You)'s around here.

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There should be an pdf with all the dates of chink sites sales.

Come'on. Can't anyone give me a light?

No idea, archive might help

get your new memecard while it still hot boys

*Unzips*

Are they actually good or just a random meme? i need a new micro sd card for my Pi Zero W

just bought a microdrive yesterday
oh well, link and I'll buy this one

aliexpress.com/store/product/Microdrive-High-speed-Class10-Microsd-64GB-32GB-16GB-8GB-Micro-SD-Card-Memory-Card-Mini-SD/2955080_32830831177.html

I want a controller to play GBA games. Anything under 10$ you guys recommend?

>Aliexpress rejecting my card.
>Fucking again.

Chink PS3 knockoff (not from ali, since they take them down) and a smartphone clip
Gf got a $10 controller which ironically works better than mine which is original (looks exactly the same, even logos and manual, battery lasts longer and, unlike original DS3, works natively on Windows and Android)

I bought some cheap brandless ones years (or was it last year??) ago on eBay but I haven't actually used them yet

Maybe the Data Frog ones? I remember an user liking the NES one but found the SNES one not that good idk why anymore though.

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&SearchText=data frog controller

Another user bought this set recently for $10:
aliexpress.com/item/3-Pcs-Wired-USB-Joystick-For-Snes-USB-PC-Gamepad-Gaming-For-Nes-For-Sega-Controller/32750546444.html

There's also the ones from 8Bitdo but those are above your budget but I'll mention them anyway as extra info.

I forgot the ones I bought were SNES/NES ones but that was for NES/SNES emulation.

Good tip I completely forgot about those.

Weirdly enough I've never seen a Chinese "Master System" controller, has anybody else seen one on Ali or something?

Wouldn't be a bad idea actually

>be me
>read the infographic
>seduced the baofeng uv5r meme
>wtf, I can't get anything on this thing
>workers on the skytrain reporting lost cell phones
>cheap ass sdr dongle has way more good stuff
>moral of the story ..?

es.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-SNES-USB-Wired/232211_32528557674.html

I'm having difficulty trying to root my Redmi 3 Pro, as well as being unable to update it to MIUI 8 via the Updater app or recovery mode.

I've received permission to unlock my bootloader, but I am unable to do so. Can anyone point me to the direction that can help me along?

Use a free vpn on your phone and connect to hong kong, then find the device unlock page in android settings and do the unlock verification there.

i get it, your retarded.

I plan on buying a mi5x over ali tonight. Are there any chink discount festivities coming up? Is it a good idea to do it now , or should I wait a little?

Do you have a link for that?

I have this problem too
I have to "add a new card" every time, and then it only works that one time

If possible, you should wait for Mi A1, based on Android One instead of MIUI, same specs as Mi 5X. Plus, Google is involved.
If not, I would advice you to buy in GB as you can fuck up with some Ali sellers.

Which sellers are safe?

if you need a little one the 8bitdo zero is really nice

If you can wait a bit longer the singles day discounts are coming in 11.11.

>Piston Hybrid is superbass, sounds "immersive" to me
>Piston Hybrid 2 is the opposite, but has cleaner sound as a result

I can't decide

Who are you greentexting?

myself, did you like my bold posting style?

Xiaomi mi max qualcomm 652 3gb ram not on asian sites anymore

No. From what it sounds like. You already own both and are deciding on which one to keep. It's up to you.

>From what it sounds like
You're right with your deduction. It's up to me but I don't really know which I prefer desu.
I don't know much about earphones either for that matter

>t. cs cuck
Did you even read the data sheet?

no one asked for you m dot fattie

"Discounts"

What is the point of getting chink microsd? Their price don't differ that much from samsung/sandisk ones and it takes longer time for shipping

For the interesting designs on them.

haha for real? the characters actually says "filthy foreigner"

Either I'm retarded/tired, or I can't seem to find any cheap LGA1366 motherboards. I want off my i3 4130 and found a dude selling 2x Xeon X5680's for $60 and a platform I can test, but he's only selling the CPU's/
What's a good cheap board with decent overclocking and sata connections? I'll be pumping it full of hard drives.

no you're autistic

I must have fidget squeezers.

why do you waste money on chinkshit?

Americans are bored.

consumerism best ism

So. I convinced a seller to ship me a sharp blade, separately to the handle.

What if my Nazi British government finds the blade and not the handle?

should be fine?
for all they know it's the blade for a kitchen knife

Too poor, with the money i use to buy 1 thing in my shitty country i can buy 10 chink garbage items.