THIS IS A USB FLASH DRIVE OR 'FLASH DRIVE' FOR SHORT...

THIS IS A USB FLASH DRIVE OR 'FLASH DRIVE' FOR SHORT. NOT A 'MEMORY STICK' OR A 'THUMB DRIVE' OR A 'FLASH STICK' OR A MOTHERFUCKING 'PEN DRIVE' BECAUSE THOSE THINGS, EVEN IF THEY EXIST, ARE NOT THIS THING WHICH IS A FLASH DRIVE. STOP CALLING IT OTHER THINGS BECAUSE IT IS ONLY ONE THING. FUCK.

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>implying
I bet you get upset when people call all tissues, Kleenex

Son of a bitch....

Zip disquette

I call them cloud sticks.

I call them fish fingers

I call them data tendies.

Achtully, it is called a HARDRIVE

>no moving parts
>drive

I call them data dongles

I call them dongles

I call them innety-stickety info bits

pen drive is name of that dongle

>jump drive

microchip powered information storage hard software-drivebays.

I call them portable punchcards

But punchcards have always been portable.

I just call them USBs

Can you put this in your pocket?

Nice moving goalposts, faggot. Portable =/= pocket sized.

I call them stickitty swooty USBooty

if your not a manlet and wear normal pants (not faggot skinny jeans) then yes you can

SSDs are also flash drives. You must explicitly say "_USB_ flash drive" to avoid ambiguity.

Yes. It would stick out a little at the top but that's alright because it's the 1970s and bitches know any man with punchcards is going to be rich as fuck in 20 years.

Regular punchcards are not as portable as portable punchcards. Get fucked, niglet.

I call them information robodicks
or rdicks for short

>not as portable
>as portable

But they're still portable.

I told you before. If I can't carry something in my pocket, its not portable.

you can though

>Laptops are not portable

t.this nigga

>DRUMPF BTFO

Isn't that an usb flash drive also? How to differentiate between them?
Answer is simple: one is full sized usb drive, the other is pen sized usb drive, or 'pen drive'.

You just have tiny pockets user.

ill show u a hard drive u lil bich
>*unzips dick*

That's an external hard drive.

>implying that USB thumb drives are internal

It actually looks like a DVD drive.

there's nothing hard about it dude
it's solid state usb flash drive

That's an optical hard drive with a USB interface cable, you fucking moron.

amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Computers-Accessories-External-DVD-Drives/zgbs/pc/1292113011
Get out.

You'll get over it

Yes, it is actually bothersome to carry one around.

If you carry something with you, it's portable.
If you can carry something with you in your pocket, it's pocketable.

He didn't claim otherwise. The fact that you can carry one around at all means that it is portable tho.

In Brazil everyone calls it "pen drive". They don't even proper pronounce it. For the last two years i have being misspelling on purpose calling them penis drive, just to prove my point to society about rename things...
Also, people don't say "computer" they say "the cpu". They say "switch" but call routers "roteadores".
I hate this monkey thinking in wich they cry because books are only published in english and how portugues is important for the rest of the world just because the poorest country in europe uses it and a lot of civil war nations in africa pretend they speak it.

I can also carry around an iMac or a desktop PC too, does that make them portable?

See above

You're retarded.

no u

>not calling them "portable solid state storage volumes"

>I can also carry around an iMac or a desktop PC

The only reason your attempt at a reductio ad absurdum appears absurd is that there are portable versions of these things.

i think calling it "pen drive" is pretty common in countries where english is not first language

whats bothering me more than that is shit like
"RAM memory" or "DVD disc" or "LED diode" in my language

how was this overlooked

In Italy it's called "pennetta", literally "qt/little pen"
>call routers "roteadores".
that's cute

what is an SSD

Every time I think you faggots can't possibly get more autistic, a thread like this comes along.

>RAM memory
That's not to confuse it with a phase of sleeping
>DVD disc
there's DVD-RAM
>LED diode
no one says that, unless they need to focus in detail on the diode thing for some reasons

How ironic you try to retort to an reductio ad absordum with an ad hominem.

shut up you fucking nerd

>no one says that
what part of "in my language" didn't you understand?

How do I get an Italian gf?

shut up

>That's not to confuse it with a phase of sleeping
I hope you're trolling because it's REM.

I'll call it a nigger brain if I want to. Calm the fuck down, francis.

It's called a Jump Dongle

>REM
no, that's the musician

holy fuck are you retarded

either be Italian or rich (the universal wildcard)

Slather your dick in mozzarella.

Solid-state storage device

you mean an SSD drive, or something else?

I am neither
Hmm..

you're the newest motherfucker in town

"You-Es-Bee"

this is a thumbnail drive

that's even smaller than a nail
I call it "buttplug" since 90% of it enters in the hole and from the outside it's barely noticeable
you could walk away and pretend there's nothing in your hole all day
no homo
btw that shit is fast, I installed and run entire distros on those buttplugs and there's really no difference from an internal disk

satanic trips, ive been thinking about getting a couple im just really lazy samsung or sandisk in your opinion

came to shitpost these but they beat me to it.

Mate that's a digital zip disk.

I've used sandisk and they just werk