Tfw someone called me a programmer for the first time today

>tfw someone called me a programmer for the first time today

programmer is just a computer janitor job, so don't feel too excited weeb

>my mom said im a programmer cause i made my computer light up

proud of you

I'm tired of being called a programmer, please make it stop.

> My mom called me a program.

>We're all just software. We don't need bodies.

s-stop it

sorry

At least they didn't called you a coder...

>My boss keeps calling me a coder

Let's all love Lain.

OwO

My mother thinks I'm a programmer even though I'm an astrophysicist. Though i guess she is partially correct.

My mom just calls me a faggot

This.

Your mom called me a nigger. Fuck yo carcka. Hump her ass anyway.

faggot

Are you a cute girl IRL? If so, I'd call you "kawaii-chan" instead of "a programmer".

I'd just like to interject for a moment, the OP is mine but the other post is someone else, personally I'm a guy (male); I have no information pertaining to the other poster. I hope this clears things up.

dropped

>tfw you're a pedo and wants everyone to know this so you posting your stupid pictures with a young girls

H-huh, why? What is?

Loli website
Go back to /r/eddit onii-chan

shut up slut

$5 says you can't even use git properly

I wish it wasn't

I wish I wasn't

I remember the times when I was in high school, everyone was computer-illiterate and whenever something broke I was the one they called

At the time, I'm not really good as well, I just play games, browse forums, etc.
>tfw you're considered professional help

Though after a while it was a pain in the ass and I started refusing jobs

To tell the truth, I didn't refuse jobs, I was a pure beta and can't pull myself to refuse.

inb4 still am a beta
yes user you are right, still am

Should've started charging a fee

>tfw you are a redditor and want everyone to know by pissing into your own mouth

>be a mere web developer at a small-ish company
>HR person goes around introducing new employee to everyone
>comes to where the web developers sit
>"And this is where our programmers are"
>mfw he's devaluing actual programmers

I don't follow this advice myself, but don't do it. Don't work for free.

It's not an asshole thing to do, it's the normal thing to do.

tfw everyone calls you a programmer for reinstalling windows or installing winamp

>tfw people finally call me network engineer

do you program TACOSU

hey, it takes a lot of skill to keep all your javascript tracking bloatware from crashing each other

Good job user. I googled a problem last night for my mom, and she said that "no wonder you study IT".

*taps head*

T-This, I want to be called a Computer Scientist instead ;_;

>tfw someone called me a woman for the first time today

The HRT is working!