What if your computer was a girl and you were a girl and she [the computer] wanted to kiss you. and you were anime

what if your computer was a girl and you were a girl and she [the computer] wanted to kiss you. and you were anime

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I'd feel bad cos that means I'd be living in shithole Japan.

i would act shy and pull away but really want her to go all the way

kill yourself

that's really not nice why would you even say that

:thinking:

i'd yuri so hard and uguu her desu all day long

i wonder what kind of girl my T500 would be (´・ω・`)

Depends, we talking futa action here? Cuz I'd totally rail her if I was a futa grill.

>futa
>girl

because you waste perfectly good server bandwidth and storage on garbage fucking threads like this one

haha yeah because the rest of Sup Forums is so good

>someone's unironic son made this thread

*daughter

yeah compared to this it actually is

this is the best thread on Sup Forums

I believe you

Post feet.

?shithole?

why?

id unironically marry my main computer uwu

Where do you think you are?

>not wanting to have benis and pu$$y at the same time
>main computer
You other computers... So, a harem?

quality thread

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uwu

wow

penises are gross what's wrong wiht u

it's ok if it's a girl with a p*nis

A fat old cow, filled with weird racial slurs and a little looser than she remembers.

So is this a new recurring thread? It's not quite as good as "Sup Forums-chan, daisuki~", but it'll do.

ugu~

>what if your computer were a girl
I laughed pretty hard. I love computers specifically because they are perfectly reasonable.

>you were a girl
Oh never mind, I wouldn't be able to use a computer anyways.

>she [the computer] wanted to kiss you.
I'm down.

>and you were anime
I feel sadness.

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That's intel tim.
Never use intel tim.

You can't hide from the shareholders by shitposting on Sup Forums forever, Brian.

my girlfriend(female) would want to join in

Good thread will monitor

Tell her respectfully but firmly that I just don't feel that way about her.

I don't think it's wasteful.

it is, kindly fuck off to Sup Forums.

hey user, you're being kinda hostile. I don't think that's what moot was hoping for when he created Sup Forums.

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and i don't think he wanted shitposting and 'hurr if your computer were female, it's technology' either.

I think anime shitposts in a technology context is pretty much exactly what he hoped for.

I would be very nervous because I am not good at being close to people and physical intimacy is emotional for me.

well i think your thread will be deleted before it get archived

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well it's not my thread so I find that highly unlikely.

i think your wrong

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/62261312/#62263442
:^)

I'd stick my USB in it.

But my computer already is a Girl (male).