How can I be a real hacker?

How can I be a real hacker?

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Unofficial Sup Forums hacker checklist:

Have autism ( )
Use Linux ( )
Detest good looking ai ( )
Make functions harder in your OS ( )
Using init ( )
Using gnome ( )
Using LFS ( )

>5 means your a Sup Forums certified hacker

enter the IP adress into the mainframe to inject the SDF for a quantum Dot.
Then instal the virus into the monitor OS after you stop all the downloading.
Open IE trough the HDMI2.3.5 and create a mesh network connected trough the modem with an octa-core ISO Cloud Server. You should now visualize the K3rnel buffering
After that you Kode a syntax from 25-100 GHz with VR Machine neural learning with an ISP protocol
Done! You are now a hacker

instal kali

>Have autism (x)
>Use Linux ()
>Detest good looking ai (x)
>Make functions harder in your OS (x)
>Using init ()
>Using gnome (x)
>Using LFS (x)
:(
What do now?

Put anime girls in your terminal

shouldn't use this only from USB-Stick?

>mfw 4chinz can't display checkmarks
FIX THIS SHIT NOW MOT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Unofficial Sup Forums hacker checklist:
>Have autism (x)
>Use Linux (x)
>Detest good looking ai (x)
>Make functions harder in your OS (x)
>Using init (x)
>Using gnome (x)
>Using LFS ( )
means your a Sup Forums certified hacker

AM I HAXX0R NAO?

Spend enough time in obscure multilayered communities pretending to be multiple people simultaneously while imagining anything and everything occurring all at once until you're so deprived you're no longer able to look yourself in the mirror, you no longer remember your birthday or your real full name, you forget where you live, you forget what time zone you live in, you forget everything you ever knew about yourself and you forget anybody who was ever around you.

gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html#Hacker

>Have autism ( )
>Use Linux ( x )
>Detest good looking ai ( )
>Make functions harder in your OS ( )
>Using init ( )
>Using gnome ( )
>Using LFS ( )

>5 means your a Sup Forums certified hacker

Well shit

> Please don't spread this mistake. People who break security are “crackers.”
wrong. try again.

hackertyper.com/

be a faggot

>doesn't use linux
>uses lfs

???

Fuck off, Stalllman. You're the biggest reason why Linux hasn't actually taken off. Go jack off to your Emacs Lisp source code somewhere else and we should get someone more worthwhile for our sticky

no fuck you, there should be a checkmark on use linux.

PS: What should cool hackers like me store on my flash drives?

1. Be real.
2. Hack something.

omggggg i didnt know i was already a hacker!11!!

>lmgtfy.com/?q=essential hacker skills

It would be hardcore if you open memezilla tho

if I have 5x the normal amount of autism do I get five(5) points?

just use in VM its okay in vm too

hacksplaining.com/

>fucking retards