Lenovo has gone south

They're literally making Apple tier chad/stacy-appealing commercials that play on Yoga as in Yoga pants.

Fuck them and how they ruined Thinkpad.

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Let's not forget how they put BIOS level malware in their PCs. Fuck Lenovo.

Funny how Sup Forums will never get one of those stacies with their long time obsession over Chinkpads while a chad who knows nothing about Lenovo is gonna get em all.

Who gives a shit bout bitches. We're hear to discuss quality tech, if you want to get your pee wee wet go elsewhere you retard.

I second this. As an asexual I really can't get how some people is so obsessed by sex and loses focus over everything else.

Is that a spaghetti over her face?

>Quality tech

>asexual
aka virgin too fat and autistic to get laid

>Quality
> tech

>As an asexual
Oh so you're one of those parasites who wanted to get on the SJW train of diversity gibs but couldn't be arsed to dye your hair or take some dicks so you took the easy way out, we get it, you vape

>Muh
>Quality

You perfectly described all "asexuals"

Resign dudes, we're not black or gay or sluts, there's no way to win this

I had plenty of girls wanting me and my sexy beard, I am asexual by nature you ignorant

Get lost, samefag.

>We pay a surplus for quality with business laptops, buy your asus consumer shit and don't go cry to me and my thinkpad when it break xd

...

now that thinkpad is officially dead, what's the neo-thinkpad of the laptop world? my vote goes to the asus zenbook.

>Just bought a Lenovo T400, I love the trackpad, keyboard's comfy and it's built like a tank. Thanks Sup Forums!

Asus Zenbook if you want an ultrabook, DELL Latitude if you want a "business" thick thing to buy used

Don't you believe me? I also did a test and my serum testosterone was lower by the 15% than the norm

Zenbook is noice if you want something like the MacBook pro, but Thinkpad was the cheap ass used machine to steal from a salaryman who died on his office work so I guess DELL latitude are the ideal substitute or some of those cheap ASUS/HP things with decent specs for price in the new market. Asus for build quality, HP for specs specifically on that price tag.

Ignorant discriminator

I HATE SJWs, I don't even play overwatch for how blizzard went full Tumblr

Also I have certified serum testosterone 15% under the average

This.
Sup Forums always ignores this, while they're paranoid about botnets everywhere else

Guess there's some lenovo shills here

fuck off shill

>When you desperately need to keep your front otherwise tumblrina from HR is going to sack you in favor of someone darker and more vibrant in both hair color and made up genders
Just met your quota of rewritting problematic words from codebase comments and keep a low profile

bait or reddit?

fpbp

and really what matters above all

HEHE THEY CAN BREAK AFTER BEING RUN OVER BY A CAR THEY AREN'T GOOD.

This.

I have a degenerative nerve disorder that causes random seizures in my hands. I, like others, tend to consume caffeinated drinks while getting work done. My previous and current laptops are both non-TP Lenovo. I bought them for the spill-resistant keyboards (inb4 he fell for the spill resistant keyboard meme). To date they still both work perfectly and I have yet to have any issues besides some cosmetic damage to my old one thanks to poor drunk New Years decisions.

tl;dr I am between normie and install gentoo on the spectrum, and I have enjoyed these laptops.

Addendum: fuck HP and the trash they sell.

Make Thinkpads Great Again

Actually applel ads are great but this is complete shit.

This will cheer you up user, it will be here soon.
theregister.co.uk/2017/09/04/retro_thinkpad_spotted_in_the_wild/

Why this on Sup Forums ?

>Yoga
>Chad-appealing
What the fuck are you on about you faggot with your faggot cuck yoga?

I'm more of a yoga chad type of guy. Yoga stacy can go fuck herselve

>yoga chad type of guy
AKA a homosexual dung fucker.
Take your slow-paced spiritual faggotry and shove it up the ass.
The only Chad is the Chad who does what takes 2 hours in 30 minutes with 4 times the speed and fierceness, akin to Jason Statham.

The yoga balls feel great tho desu

meh. Laptops have always been shit. The best of a shit category is still shit.

Except that's not an ASUS spot

>lenovo is targeting normies instead of autists happy to use 5+ year old thinkpads?

What did they mean by this?

Lelnovo's (and by extension Moto's) endorsers in my country are a pair of degenerate autists.

>random seizures
>caffeinated drinks
but what if the caffeinated drinks are causing the seizures

This, why would any business trust a literal Chinese botnet?

Fucking normies.

thinkpad operate separately from the rest of the lenovo line iirc

>Your chance to participate is coming soon!
Oh gee whiz, you mean I can be a puppet in your marketing campaign? And you'll let me do it for free? What a deal!

Who the hell falls for this retarded language.

Fuck me my Lenovo P2 just arrived today. Shit's so cash. I used it all day at it's still at 72% battery. How is that even possible.

- Posted from my X230

lol

where is the hdd?

>built malware into their hardware
>terrible build quality
>battery DRM
nuLenovo sucks