My dick really hurts

My dick really hurts

You should have paid for a high-end escort. Getting a blowjob in a dark alley will most likely get you like 4 TSDs by a guy wearing a skirt.

Go to the doctors

Why?

stop overclocking it

I fapped like 10 times just today.

Cut it off.

You're gonna need to have it chopped off

Only 32 left to finally become an hero

Great thread! I really hope the MODS don't ban you.

>jack off 3 times today
>my balls are now really hot
>put an icepack on them to help cool off

Spotted the transfaggot. Don't be mad your dick stopped working.

I bet you couldn't fuck your way out of a paper bag

Join us
Reddit.com/r/nofap

Just sleep until your balls generates enough semen to continue, eh, your thing.

the one you have to wear everyday?

What's your record for fapping in a day?
I've gone up to 7, each orgasm was slowly worked up over hours, this was not some rapid jerkathon.
By the end, I was completely exhausted and pale in the face and my dick was red raw and then it scabbed over and I couldn't jerk off the whole week after that.
The last few orgasms were great, but also painful, because I had run out of semen by the 5th shot, my seminal vesicles were literally dry heaving at this point

Let me fuck

I don't think tech can solve your problem.
But it can make it worse if you count things like tenga eggs as tech.

interesting thread motherfucker

10 faps in 24 hours. No one ever do it. It's not good.

I've held back for 1 week and fapped and it's more rewarding and saves more time than making time for multiple faps.