C++?

c++?
>it's a mess!
Java?
>hello rajapajeet, how's your day been?
c#?
>lol microcuck
rust?
>meme language
Ruby?
>hipster language
..GO!?
>lol brainlet

There's no fucking winning with you guys.

C and Python, the patrician pair.

Wot about C

You're forget JavaScript

>>he takes the opinion of NEET autists shitposting on a congolose diamond mining board seriously

C is Sup Forums's /ourguy/

>You're forget Javascript
Back to school faggot

c and cl are for patricians

python is slow as molasses and for nu-males

Is assembly not patrician Sup Forums?

You know what's patrician? Getting the fucking job done.

Idiots.

So, is the lan/g/uage C or Haskell?

Typical pajeet

First choice has been and always will be C.
Most languages are based on it in a way anyway.

C & C++ with C libs are the way to go

>Python is slow
Clean up your code

>tfw intentionally left out c, my language of choice, so that it would be praised

>No explicit casting

Sup Forums hates things that are good, they're committed to making everything as difficult as possible for themselves and being fags. If Sup Forums says something is bad, go try it and be glad you did.

Rust is fine.

>I have a job tier
C, C++, Python
>Pajeet tier
Javascript, Java
>Faggot tier
Rust, Ruby

> C and Common Lisp, the patrician pair

Python my ass.

I would think a Sup Forums meme wouldn't look like a nigger meme from Twitter but I guess I was wrong

Because it sucks

>Python
top kek, even Java is better.

The true answer will come once you transcend and realize that the only thing that matters is execution speed vs devtime and that each langauge has its place.

C is for max speed, but you give 0 shits about how long it takes to write

Java is for when using C isn't worth it because the preformance gain isn't worth letting idiot programmers have direct access to pointers, and you actually want there to be a chance of the project finishing on time

Python is for if you're doing a bunch of up front computation or any task where devtime is valuable but nobody cares about execution speed

Etc.

> C++, boost-python and python (or R)
Fixed

You spelled "C and Perl 5" wrong.

So does everyone agree never to take any opinions on Sup Forums seriously, and just learn what languages you like the features of?

It's almost like all languages have strengths and all languages have weaknesses.

go is good

yeah, java's weakness is pajeet. Big weakness wow

Hello.

Software sucks, period. Whatever the language, if you want to program, make it so it sucks less.

My manes

Why did nobody mention Windows Batch Scripting yet? If you can code in it, it feels very satisfying because it can be a bit tricky.

It's a scripting language, not a programming language

It's turing complete. Like python, which also is a scripting language

Haskell is nothing more than a set of C macros anyway

>wanting to work harder than you have to
Keep me posted.

work hard party harder