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HOW DEEP IS THE RABBIT HOLE

What would be the best, cheap alternative for Xiaomi Mi Notebook Air 12?

Dropped and cracked my Redmi Note 3 Pro last month. Just got this beauty. Mi Max 2.
Battery life is excellent

I dropped my Redmi 4a thrice yesterday.
No cracks

Yeah, I fucked mine up bad

stop having retarded hands holy shit

It happens when you go outside.

And this is what I mean

Especially not then. I can keep a hold of my belongings, likely because my fingers are not perpetually coated in lard.

I was answering a call and had my phone plugged in to my headphones and bumped the aux cable attached to it.

The cable was short so it forced my phone to fall face forward on the tar.

At least it's a cheap phone and I had it for more than a year.

Any reviews on Gearbest? They have Chinese celebrations on 9-11 for paypal.

It's alright. I bought two tablets and a phone off them. Don't expect refunds and shipping time may vary.

they are a decent chink re-seller much the same as banggood, i buyforgou etc

So i waited for the $.01 coin exchange on aliexpress and the second it turned over to allow the new batch to come they all instantly sold out. Either it's a scam or there has to be bots because i maybe waited 5 seconds before I clicked on a pillow that had 30 available and it was already out of stock

What's with the dried mangoes

Nex gen 7d nutrition senpai.

Holy shit
Nice

KZ ZS6 finally available on Aliexpress Official Store. As the store listing says ZS6 is the pro version of ZS5 which has tubing between front and back drivers.

m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32830358554.html?spm=a2g0n.store-home.0.0.52727c14jfiVcK

>screwdrivers
hmmm nice, waiting for reviews and teardown to show that the drivers are indeed functional

>44 usd
Reeeeeeeeeeee

Weekly update
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Our plants grew an inch since last week, there's been healthy rain to keep them quenched.

Also in case anyone hasn't noticed I add a new piece of quality ASCII art at the bottom of every update.

aw fuck. I was just about to buy the KZ5s but was doubtful because the rear drivers were blocked off. Should I wait for these? Or just get a pair of xiaomi duals? Recognized the thumbnail.

A picture as requested last week, this one comes from Plant B.
I love my RN3P but man the camera sucks ass.

Fun fact, the book I use to catalog growing and watering is the same one I used to come up with album names when I worked for Viper.

>Viper
?

That's a big phone

So where does one get an original battery for RN3P? All I'm seeing on ali is people getting scammed and no reviews on gearbest. Also I can't find the one that looks like the original.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

Lol no

VIPR
The drug task force.

You could've replaced the screen for 10 bucks

It's a small hand

Anyone have any tablet recommendations? My grandmas shitty dell tablet has stopped charging and it's probably out of warranty. Looking for sub $150 or so.

Also if It can be avoided it I'd like to not have the chinks steal her info or identity.

I actually looked in to buying a replacement glass panel on Aliexpress along with watching one of the Youtube tutorials of one of these girls dismantling it before I realized that you literally have to take everything off before getting to the glass panel.

FNF iFive Mini 4S

Actually I have larger than normal hands :^)

HORRY SHIT, even the UI looks like an iOS knockoff.

Looks nothing like iOS though

So what, better than buying the exact same but bigger phone for much more money. You could've payed a professional to do it as well.

its miui

Le S3 for $100. Yes?

My phone is breaking apart.

Wouldn't break even for a $150 phone.

huh? you are either blind, stupid or have never seen iOS UI.
thanks! had no idea they have their own Android. wish they'd stick to stock Android.

Xiaomi was built on aping Apple btw.

Who cares? They offer quality phones at fractional prices. They have a much larger ecosystem than just phones though.

lol more like the other way around
Even if Xiaomi started by being an iPhone knockoff, they eventually moved from it and created a whole new different software
Which, ironically, Apple used as "inspiration" (more like a complete knockoff, but with rounder icons) for iOS 6.

Has anyone tried growing chink saffron?

Grabbed ES3 for cheap and I'll measure em when they get here. Have measurements of the ZST too so I can compare if they're just a re-colour or something actually not shit unlike the ZST. I'll probably grab the ZS6 too if it gets cheap enough eventually.

Just received my Mi5 Replacement LCD and so far it looks exactly the same as the original LCD.

All you need is $13 for the LCD and $0.50 for some B7000 and you're set. It was a relatively painless procedure, most of the time was spent removing the old LCD.

START TIME (AEST) Item Deal Price Code stock
2017/9/7 Xiaomi Mi 5X 4G Phablet Global Version(gearbest.com) AU$288.38/US$229.99 XMA1GJ 500
2017/9/7 2 in 1 Mosquito Killer Lamp LED Night Light with LOGO (gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 GBMMQ 1000
2017/9/7 Original Xiaomi Pocket 150Mbps USB2.0 Mi WiFi Adapter Wireless Router Traveling Supplies(gearbest.com) AU$2.50/US$1.99 BumperXWF 300
2017/9/7 GETWORTH R12(gearbest.com) AU$877.72/US$699.99 R23GB 50
2017/9/7 5M 300 - SMD 3528 LED DC12V White Light Strip Lamp(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 Flash Sale 100
2017/9/7 Xiaomi Philips Smart LED Ball Lamp (gearbest.com) AU$10.02/US$7.99 Philips666 500
2017/9/7 Xiaomi yeelight USB Powered Small Night Light(gearbest.com) AU$12.53/US$9.99 MiUSGB 300
2017/9/7 Electric Automatic Juice Water Dispenser(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 juice099 50
2017/9/7 Octopus Tripod for Universal Action Camera / Smartphone(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 Flash Sale 1000
2017/9/7 Anet A8 Desktop 3D Printer Prusa i3 DIY Kit(gearbest.com) AU$186.82/US$148.99 A8SUPER 100
2017/9/7 Creality3D CR - 10 3D Desktop DIY Printer(gearbest.com) AU$476.47/US$379.99 CR10SUP 300
2017/9/7 FURA Dual Channel Whistle(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 SDfura01 500
2017/9/7 Kingston HYPERX Cloud Core KHX - HSCC - BK - FR Heads(gearbest.com) AU$65.19/US$51.99 Flash Sale 200
2017/9/7 Xiaomi mijia Smart 720P WiFi IP Camera Pan-tilt Version(gearbest.com) AU$36.35/US$28.99 MIPAN 200
2017/9/7 ~Smart Bluetooth 4.0 Tracer GPS Locator(gearbest.com)~ AU$0.13/US$0.1 Flash Sale 1000
2017-09-07 19:00 Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X 4G Phablet(gearbest.com) 119.99USD NO4XNJ 50
2017-09-07 20:30 Original Xiaomi Roidmi 2S Bluetoot(gearbest.com) 13.99USD RMI2SAB 500
2017-09-08 02:00 Chuwi Hi12(gearbest.com) 104.59USD Intel50%of Promotion last for one minute

lmao, i like and own xiaomi products, but you're like the epitome of a shillboy

If you were old enough you'd remember this, it was actually a big deal when iOS 6 got released.

Could anyone tell me how you can add friends to the Ali app so we can water each other's trees? I can't fucking find the option anymore, now I can only add random people, but not those I want.

>water each other's trees
how cute user, I kinda wish to know this as well now.

enjoy your kidney failure

desu this looks identical to Windows 3.11's program manager too, I just wish kids would stop expressing their retarded opinions about shit they know nothing about and act like icons on a grid and icon groups are fucking revolutions.

Apple should sue Microsoft for stealing their IP in Windows 3.11 for workgroups because its a square with grid icons

Lenovo Tab 4. Chinese tabs have too many build quality and general reliability issues to be suitable for grandma.

What kind of $100~US drone should I get?

I almost wanna buy a phone with a fucked screen and replace it myself, but I'm clumsy af and I don't want that stress.

Godspeed, user, godspeed

They have a literal botnet.

I do own a Xiaomi Redmi 4 Prime and I love it. And if someone's gotta spy I on you I'd rather the spy be the country that doesn't have bases in over 120 countries and is known for all kinds of shady global shit.

I will probably never go to China in my life. It has never attracted me, to be honest.

Been buying all my chinkshit from them lately. 10 purchases and no issues, including 2 smartphones. I recommend you use the daily deal spreadsheet.

I stopped buying from Ali Express, too many sellers tried to chink me.

No. Get the Le2 or Cool1 with SD652.

can bootleg phantom power fuck up a mic?

Generally speaking, tablets are one chink thing you shouldn't buy for the most part.

Other than the Mi Pad, ifive mini and Lenovo tab, Chink tablets suffer from a wide range of hardware issues and poor software which results in one thing working once in a while and breaking while also having absolutely jack shit for battery life.

Chink tablets are one thing I'll tell people to avoid buying.

Should I pull the trigger?

Really should have sticked on a Tempered Glass screen on top in the first place.
aliexpress.com/store/product/For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4-Tempered-Glass-Screen-Protector-Film-9H-2-5D-Precise-Holes-Screen-Guard/1243333_32763668698.html
>Explosion resistance
Heh.

I've had a tempered glass screen (Nihil the brand i think) on my RN2 and not a fuckin scratch on the cunt

Too expensive. I need one in the $100 area. And all the phones at that range are MT6737 or SD435.

If you want something skinny, the closest would be a chromebook, but it won't have the specs.

Really ONLY xiaomi imitates macfag stuff so well and at a low price.

Next closest thing in terms of specs would be a lenovo ultrabook, but it looks nothing like it and
it will probably cost more.

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_641529.html

youtube.com/watch?v=RvT_WWspE6A

how did you manage to break note3 pro? i dropped mine ~15 times to solid concrete and the fucker won't die. god doesn't want me to buy a new phone i guess.

thanks for the update user. you're doing gods work.

they're the same quality with the ones that cost $30. you should ask geekhack though.

What are customs like ordering from China to the EU? I heard from my mother that her friend ordered a jacket from Aliexpress for 30€ and had to pay almost as much in customs, and find anything on the internet here either.

Jeez Louise. I have to pay 20% to the tax and customs office if I order anything over 20€
Fucking EU.

didnt save my rn3pro screen, the new display is on its way tho...

why the glue tho ?isnt it just plug and play via ribbon cable ?

Tempered glass screens do nothing at all to protect your phone's screen. And it tends to make your phone more dull.

If you really want to protect your phone's screen, get a case bumper, one of those cases that have ridges so that when it drops it won't touch the screen.

Face forward on tar road
Screen shattered.

Also bought the same phone for a friend. His one cracked too after he fucking dropped a dart board on it or something lol

Usually it's 20% tax, then depending on the type of goods (technical stuff is usually at 0% rate) and net worth greater than 150€ you also pay the import duty.

But the shit is if you order something above the tax treshold (22€ in my country), customs will open it and charge a flat 10€ rate for customs inspections + the tax, the tax is neglible at this price point put the nazi customs fee Hits you really hard

Get off OzBargain user

Can anybody recommend some wireless headphones for the gym? My friend has some wireless beats and I'm not a faggot and refuse to spend $200+ on a brand.

>Tempered glass screens do nothing
yes they do. It works the same way as motorbike/bicycle helmets and crumple zones on cars, the tempered glass shattering absorbs most the impact energy.

>tends to make your phone more dull
buy a quality one with oleophobic coating an it'll be indistinguishable from the screen

I'm too late to RMA my AnnePro back to Banggood? I got it last friday.

youtube.com/watch?v=CuKfke6aQeI
lmao

Here in Estonia there's customs and tax, customs applies to anything above 20€ at a 20% rate and tax is 17% for anything above 150€
Government bullshit is so gay.

Pls respond.

>$55 gemstone screen

Can I get that in chink shit shops?

>oleophobic coating
amazon.co.uk/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-Protector-Transparent/dp/B01MXCIYU0

Lots of those made just for the size of Xiaomi shillphones.

anything better for that price?

id like to know the same

>one of those cases that have ridges so that when it drops it won't touch the screen.

The only phone I ever broke was not from dropping but direct pressure when I was in a golfcart going too fast and it hit the sidebar while it was still in my cloth pouch. It also had a rubber case covering it, but that couldn't cover the screen.

SD435 is far better than Helio X20.

>wireless headphones for the gym?
Pretty sure that makes you a faggot. Real men have jebs that make them sweat.

If it wasn't tax and customs the whole market would be filled by resellers selling fake shit.

Rubber cases and case bumpers aren't the same thing

Both won't protect the screen from direct pressure or impact from a metal bar. Did you even read?

>Government bullshit is so gay.
Maybe you should stop sucking Russia's dick then.

Chinks are so successful with IEM headphones (kz zs5), why cannot they copy something like HD650?

>only irc
based OP

not sure how a screen protector would help there,
they're too hard to absorb shocks, best they can do is deflect an impact