Hey look at these new cool Android emojis!

Hey look at these new cool Android emojis!

oh hell yeah a wizard

>new
lol been around for a while

they have relly changed it

>muslim
>t-rex
>wizard
who would win?

Wheres the cock one?

Fucking cultural marxist shoving that wizard acceptance crap down our throats.

WHY ISNT THERE A BLACK DINOSAUR IN A HIJAB?

Nine years till wizard status, what about you?

Wizard > Muslim = T-rex
Muslim can self-detonate if T-rex attacks, effectively taking out both of them
Wizard can do whatever the fuck wants

this

6 years left for me.

me on the right

8 years. Never kissed a girl or even held her hand, no shame.

HOW

>ninja
>dinosaur
>wizard

Awesome!

This


Ez

7 years. I got kissed once, but she was an old drunk lady and felt kinda rapey, not sure if it counts.

12

lol

fuck you shitlord literal hitler, wizards are people too

You're on a wizard website normalfag tourist

i'm korean and this is yellow face, literally shaking right now

Sue google for cultural bigotry

watch this

12.
But I'm a brown person which means when I'm ~24 my parents will start looking for a girl for me to marry.

POO

Wrong type of brown person user.
Try again

WE

Turned 29 last week. Only one year to go!

No you were geographically closer the first time

Maybe it'll finally shut them up about "oppressive emojis".
But, we all know it won't.

Pakistani?

Mexican.

I'm so sorry.

4 years left, but this 12 year old I babysit from time to time has been really putting the moves on me?
What do, bros?

Go for it but regret it later so you can still achieve wizardom

if i can't do anything before 30 i will commit sudoku. This is my Plan B. It is so fucked up to being loser. ;___;

>BASED google oppressing black female t. rex muslims
Is Google /ourguy/, pol?

Woman are disgusting.

I'll turn 31 in a few week.
HKV, ama

:3

>I actually clicked a thread about android emojis

what am I doing with my life

Muslim woman looks cute

excuse me sir are you an islam sympathist?

Konqi!!!

I just have a fetish for hijabi women

right ok
move along now please

Let me clarify myself. I sympathize with Islam if it means sleeping with a Muslim woman.

Only 4 more years, there's a girl I'm talking to, but I think I'll hit 30 before anything happens

Idk what's wrong with that. I'm not an Islamist if that's what you're implying sir

it's a mod fucking around
don't mind him

My decade journey to arcane magic begins in 7 months

Hey that's my plan too! Feels kind of comforting knowing I'm about 90% done with this