/brit/

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There can be a section for arrogant students too. NEET shut in weirdos need to fuck off to /britfeel/

*peels my naked body away from my computer chair*

*beads of sweat roll down into my arsecrack*

hmmm
yes

Feel sorry for you desu
Try getting some visa whore to be your gf

r u m p

just put toothpaste on my bollocks, lads.

laughing at this post 2bh

>caralad has a motorbike

get a car m8

arse!!!!

>Work in an office
>Today somebody bought in a bunch of ice lollies for the people in my department
>they were 'rocket pops'
>I reluctantly accept mine because I have an eating disorder (I am anorexic, I weigh 98lbs)
>Hear some people say 'wow user is actually going to eat something?'
>get self conscious
>'no, I just want to steal some rocket fuel!'
>blow on the lolly until it melts and starts dripping onto my desk
>'AAAHHH ROCKET FUEL!'
>put the lolly into my desk draw
>'I HAVE ALL THE FUEL'
>nobody is laughing
>leave the lolly there
>before I went home checked
>melted everywhere, sticky shit everywhere

I don't like eating fuck this weather. Why are they bringing childrens food into an adult office?

literally this
and NOT rude enough