Holy shit how fucking delusional Apple Fags are? Seriously they can't get any lower than this
>"A deluded Alabama man who “married” his MacBook computer is suing state officials for refusing to recognize the nuptials."
>"Chris Sevier, who “married an object in New Mexico with female-like features,” said Blount County Probate Judge Chris Green “arbitrarily denied” his request for a new marriage license because Green found his relationship to be “morally repugnant,” according to his federal lawsuit."
>"The self-described “machinist” has filed multiple lawsuits involving his blushing computer bride, including one that sought to force a baker to make a wedding cake for the odd couple."
>"The cyber nut, a former attorney who lives Oneonta, filed his latest suit on behalf of a trio of polygamists who also want their marriage to each other recognized by the state of Alabama."
What timeline is this. Is this the absolute state of Apple fags?
>"The self-described “machinist” has filed multiple lawsuits involving his blushing computer bride, including one that sought to force a baker to make a wedding cake for the odd couple."
Christopher Cruz
so Macsexual is the new homosexual?
Jackson Ward
how do you sex a macbook? asking for a friend
Liam James
After this, someone will attempt to get sex assignment surgery for their MacBook. The Borg is coming.
Owen Price
murricans macfags >say no more
Nathan Powell
Did he just assume the macbooks gender?
Kayden Smith
BAKE THE CAKE
Connor Jenkins
>the ABSOLUTE state of mactoddlerism
Cameron Lee
Linux fags do it for decades already. What's wrong with you? You do realize where you are?
>his waifu isn't his thinkpad
Nicholas Young
>force baker Like why do they care? Get paid, bake cake. Its that simple.
Carson Smith
I want to marry my waifu.
Where can I file a lawsuit?
Joseph Smith
people have principles
Gabriel Cruz
this disgusting normies
Brayden Ramirez
>people start making cakes for stupid shits >more orders are coming Blue ocean mang.
Camden Baker
>people have a party dedicated to your wife's boyfriend >hey man just bake it u hate money??? :^)
Angel Peterson
1$ custom gay furry cakes when?
Parker Jackson
religious nuts who think particular kinds of cake are only for those who follow their religion
Nathaniel Jackson
freedom of association implies freedom from association, cry more.
Robert Foster
People should be able to decide when to not sell you things. If I have a print house and don't want to look at gore someone want to order I should have a right to do so, just like that guy has right to not choose my printing house. Mandatory contacts are nuts.
Isaiah Powell
>took the job >finished the job >beat him to pulp, divorce wife This is this That is that
Nolan Hernandez
don't get me wrong, i'm fine with shops refusing service to anyone for any reason, it's their shop. that's not what i'm talking about.
