>mom found the source code and is auditing it
Mom found the source code and is auditing it
Blake Clark
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Isaac Martin
>mom found the sage button
Luke Watson
>daddy found the .vimrc
Jayden Johnson
>fire marshall found my nVidia gpu
Juan Clark
>sister sent a pull request
John Morgan
>sister found the "spare" hard drive
Mason Nelson
>lil bro deletes your kernel patches
Eli Sullivan
>grandma sues over a GPL violation
Jackson Lee
hahahahahahahahaha
Gavin Robinson
>mom reported my shit threat
FUGGGGG
Sebastian Scott
>mom found the programming socks
Parker Morris
>mom's boyfriend changes the requirements
Adrian King
>dog is shitting worms
>dog spews out spam
>dog won't accept my ssh keys
my dog got rooted yo
Dylan Reed
>left porn USB hard drive plugged into parents' tv
Justin Taylor
I read that as mom found sauce...
Ayden Walker
>cat created a public fork of my private repo
Dominic White
...
Henry Sanchez
>mom found akari folder on my thinkpad
Justin Hall
>mom saw my (You) count
Nathaniel Perry
>great uncle marked my issue WONTFIX
Jaxon Foster
>Baby added himself to sudo
Kayden Wood
>niece is analyzing my SQL query
William Roberts
>Uncle found vulnerabilities in systemd
Daniel Garcia
>mom found my .ini file that was 100GB
Dylan Thomas
This whole thread is gold
Tyler Reed
>Mom is revising the ACL's
Levi Gomez
>Chad found my old Java projects folder
Chase Sullivan
>Mom found the stage 3 tarballs
Mason Murphy
>moms boyfriend found the strcpy() calls
Jose Phillips
>stepdad typed jpg in windows search
Nathaniel Powell
>mom withdraws my SSL certs
Aaron Phillips
>grandpa returned void
Nicholas Baker
>Intel Management Engine found my anime folder
Blake Ross
>tfw I can never remember what rc stands for and have subbed with "ricing controls"
Charles Barnes
>aunt found out i was using a BSD license instead of GPL
Caleb Butler
>mom's wife's boyfriend's black son installed 9front on my sunstation
Sebastian Anderson
>wife's son forked the repo
Luis Rogers
GF rejected my pull request
Christian Gonzalez
>sister found the soft trackpoint cap collection
Asher Young
I chuckled
Juan Brown
>Uncle actually shutdown my computer properly when done usint it
>turning the computer off... ever
David Young
s o p a
Jaxon Smith
>mom jumbled up my cables again
Camden Stewart
>peanut gallery found the 0day
John Howard
>user posts the .webm.jpg thumbnail
Asher Phillips
>sister's compiling with -Werror
Jordan Scott
>mom overwrote my pf.conf(5) configuration rules
Juan Jackson
>neckbeard takes the bait
Nolan Price
>Big sister pentests the iptables rules
Cooper Hernandez
>father uses '--noconfirm' flag when installing with pacman
Noah Phillips
best one I've ever seen in these threads
kek
Jacob Howard
>little sister wants to use a proprietary routing protocol
Evan Murphy
Actually lol'd
Nathan Jenkins
>brother orders pizza despite the website using non-free javascript
Adam Bennett
>mom popped a reverse TCP shell
>replaced wallpaper with list of chores
>chore #1 - install Gentoo
Jeremiah Bailey
>cousin has stopped using any GUI and calls X bloat
Cameron Walker
>Mom revoked my pgp key
Brandon Sanchez
>the random number generator generated an illegal number sequence
Aaron Watson
>sister found the python tutorials
I don't know how I can live with the shame.
Alexander Diaz
>mom sold my data to buy an iphone
Nicholas Ward
>let visiting relative use your laptop
>uncle loads kernel modules with nonfree firmware blobs
Daniel Foster
>certain combinations of my penis and the neighbor girl's cunny are illegal
Luke Ward
>son installs Trisquel GNU/Linux
Jaxon Taylor
>Mom enables non-free packages on Debian
Isaac Anderson
underrated
Angel Smith
top kel
Nolan Thomas
>imouto (non-blood related) compiles with -fno-exceptions
Nolan Howard
someone needs to make a for sale stock photo watermark on that picture
Nolan Allen
>grandpa runs stable with backports
Luis Hill
>mom installs ubuntu
Ian Brown
>mom found the anime dungeon
James Davis
>mom found the gentoo install
Nicholas Reed
HaH!
John Diaz
>mom is using zero days on my rig when I'm asleep and collecting my browsing data
Josiah Miller
>mom asks for encrypted volume password
>tell her
>"this is a fake volume, what's the real password smartguy?"
Anthony Gonzalez
SOURCE
Cameron Robinson
You'll start turning it off after you begin paying for your own electricity =)
Brayden Reyes
*wife's son
Chase Bailey
>mum found the bash history
Logan Ross
>mom asks for boot password
>tell her
>she eats my brain because she is a zombie
i cri erry night
Hudson Scott
>not living with your parents until you are old enough to move in with your kids.
Nathan Stewart
>mummy found the poop loop
Isaiah Johnson
>Uncle found the hardened gentoo on the enctrypted volume
Hudson Ortiz
No putting
HISTFILESIZE=0
HISTSIZE=-1
in ~/.bashrc
Nathaniel Sullivan
top kek
Jose Jackson
this is why u dont trick moms
Zachary Parker
>imam found the non-halal software
Ryan Rodriguez
You're lucky
>match file creating timestamp with browsing history
>seconds entry
Brayden Young
source
Andrew Young
Elijah Edwards
Fun fact:posting a pic overrides sage.
>bumping a shitpost while announcing sage.
>ishygddt
Jace Peterson
desu EIGRP is shit
Justin White
test
Michael Butler
heh turns out it doesn't
Hudson Young
>Dad found my 78k lewd picture stash
Ryan Reed
kek
Luke Morales
...
James Morgan
>great uncle found the piss bottles
Noah James
fucking little nigger
Gavin Stewart
>Mohammad found my google chrome installer