/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Other urls found in this thread:

amazon.ca/gp/product/B01LXD7TP9/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
aliexpress.com/item/your_earrings/32762014358.html
techgrapple.com/helio-x20-vs-snapdragon-652-vs-650-vs-apple-a8/
aliexpress.com/store/1992112
banggood.com/Multifunctional-Utility-Money-Clip-Fixed-Blade-Knife-Folding-Knife-Hunting-Camping-Rescue-Survival-K-p-1035537.html
pollin.de/p/mini-teppichmesser-mit-kettenring-501907
aliexpress.com/item/chink-shit-is-more-expensive-than-brand-names-now-wtf-man-get-your-shit-together-chinks/32806389013.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

chinks aren't people, file that dispute

No packages today because the post office isn't delivering due to Irma :(

Can't really blame them for that. Amerifags get post on the weekends?

yeah on saturdays
and some things on sundays, too

No packages today either because sunday.

what do the peas do?

Oh nice. Canadian postal services only operate Monday-Friday. I think you can get FedEx to deliver on Saturdays for more money, but none of the chink shit is express.

They fidget.

Bought this 2 hours ago.
Rate.
>fully mechanical, cherry green equivalents
>no "mechanical feel" memes.
>free shipping
>highly rated and praised
>2 day shipping for free.

Link?

>red ragon
0/10, sounds like a chink trying to say red wagon

Just bought these a few hours ago. Someone recommended them on the last thread, gonna take for fucking ever to get here probably, but if they're even halfway decent for the price, it'll be worth it.

Here you go,
amazon.ca/gp/product/B01LXD7TP9/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Probably too expensive, but not as badly ripped off as may occasionally happen on Amazon.

Thanks. Been looking for a new keyboard. Ordering now.

Hopefully both of us aren't falling for an elaborate scam of "mechanical feel" keyboards.

> falling for an elaborate scam of "mechanical feel" keyboards
I took that $10 deal *twice* yesterday. And then I ordered a soon botnetted smart water kettle.

I wonder what else I can fuck up.

Smart kettle?
What does it do?

Very worth it. I was diagnosed as being deaf but that did not stop me from buying these. I can assure you they work. I can almost hear eurobeat everytime I listen to Mogra in ustream.

Can't wait then

is it ever worth it to extend buyer protection on aliexpress?

nigga
please be trolling
please

Not trolling. Genuinely bought these.

Warm water to a temperature set on a smartphone app or profile. Which theoretically can be linked to a bunch of sensors and things Xiaomi has. Or in-app triggers (if it's like the other mi home stuff, you can set it to go off and do something at a certain time or when your smartphone is back in range of your home AP or such... and turn it off when it's out of range). Yes, this thing is networked.

Also has a degree of insulation that isn't quite as crappy as pure plastic cans. Some chink marketing claims included "only" half a kWh of electrical heating required to keep the can at 90 degrees Celsius for 12h.

Just don't expect something better than $7.

$7 value, for a bit under $4 is still a deal.

>$7 value
Seems a lot like it might just as well be a $1.5-3 IEM to me.

But you're not deaf

$7?
DROPPED

Someone recommend some cool-looking earrings. I just pierced my ears and need something to stick in them later.

I have one, it's just great.

Compretery brind reading lead wagon

aliexpress.com/item/your_earrings/32762014358.html

:c

>aliexpress.com/item/your_earrings/32762014358.html
I like the pink ones, the little pearl is a nice touch :3

Le S3 for $105.

Yes?

Yes.

No

99% sure it's the mediakek version which is like the SD 652 in power but it'll have even shittier battery life and no custom roms

The other options are SD425 with 720p or a Blooboo with MT6737.

They're great, they don't sound as good as zircons but they'll outlive them.

They sound decent too.

Get it. The Helio x20 CPU is as fast as a sd820 but held back by the GPU.

Also less efficient, but that performance and that price? You're getting something that'll trade blows with a SD660 for much cheaper.

With that amount of money you can get a Doogee Shoot 1 with MT6750 which is as good as a SD625.

>MT6750
haha

What's a good phone that works with Mexican 4g (band 4)

for like 10-15 extra dollars he can get a Cool1 which has an SD 652 and has an actual headphone jack, not to mention a great increase in battery life

where the fuck you'd get that info about the Helio X20 being equal to the SD820 anyways, the Helio X20 is only equal to the SD 652 at best techgrapple.com/helio-x20-vs-snapdragon-652-vs-650-vs-apple-a8/

If I want a mic for Discord only should I just get a lapel Mic or the ones shown in the infographic?
I don't mind paying more if they sound okay, but I don't wanna wait 60 days to get chinked with lapels.

Found the mother of all chink shit.

DickAss brake rotors and brake pads.

aliexpress.com/store/1992112

your cancer

Only in CPU performance. The GPU is so weak that's what holds it back.

Makes the Helio x20 a better choice for CPU intensive shit like emulation or porn.

My cancer?
I don't have tho

redmi note 4 global

Serious question - which chick mech keyboard are not ripoff or meme?
wiki seems to be badly outdated.

I don't have $20 extra and I've already ordered ;_;.

>emulation
Wait what?

I thought PSP Emulation needs GPU more?

James donkey 619 is good, I'm using it with gateron reds.

Nope.
My CPU is such a bottleneck that increasing gpu intensive settings like AA and rendering resolution actually improves smoothness and fps. Snapdragon 820 FYI.

It's why I'm so keen for vulkan to improve on Android.

Wierd, since X20 seems to lag behind SD650 when it comes to web browsing.

Can I have a link for this?

does anyone have any experience with canvas prints of cities or landscapes?

banggood.com/Multifunctional-Utility-Money-Clip-Fixed-Blade-Knife-Folding-Knife-Hunting-Camping-Rescue-Survival-K-p-1035537.html

Thanks. I'm visiting Britain and having a knife is handy.

Seems like the benjie s5 has been ordered a few times. Can anyone compare it to the ruizu x02, also according to the old thread there's also a bt version? Or should I get the t6 for Bluetooth? The t6 menu looks like ass though.

You can get a trapezoid blade knife locally for that price

Thanks. I don't think these could work with DE razor blades though.

I'm bought the Xiaomi Mi A1 instead of the Meizu M6 Note because of Android P. I don't use the phone much except for reading shit on it for 7-8 hours a day, sometimes outside of the house. Knowing it has an SD625 makes me sure of my choice.

Did I do good /csg/?

>compare it to the ruizu x02
Almost anything will be better than the x02. Even my phone is far superior to it in sq.

can chinks beat 15 cents?
pollin.de/p/mini-teppichmesser-mit-kettenring-501907

€5 shipping. Really makes you think.

as with chink shit you can avoid shipping costs with some patience

>enters Britain with knife
>50 years jail

I need a good deal on a 32GB or 16GB MicroSD Class 10 cards.
Anyone have any links or deals? Thanks!

PS: WalMart is fucking cheaper on microSD cards than most chink sites! WTF???

check "micro drive" on aliexpress

>micro drive
hmm... got a link? the one I've seen is more expensive than SanDIsk.

aliexpress.com/item/chink-shit-is-more-expensive-than-brand-names-now-wtf-man-get-your-shit-together-chinks/32806389013.html

Looks like everybody and their mom can start a retail business there

I am re considering my wage slavery desu

that's $10
you can find a sandisk 32gb for less than $10?

most chink cards are fake anyway, it will show 32gb but when you write and read back 32gb you'll find it's only 24 kilobytes instead

got this in mail owo

I also just bought this for $100. Hold me /csg/. I hope I did alright. X622 model, X20 SoC.

kill yourself dirty tranny

god damn. should have spent that money on medication instead.

How can you fit that shit in a parcel?

rude (。>﹏

God bless you OP yours is much better

mdot is fat

Buy a rope next time

we need to have mentally retarded trannies removed from the general imo

...link to items?

Yo that kettle is the shit, literally using it right now. Barely fuck with 90% of the features though. Just the temperature adjustment and timer.

Op removed discord and added telegram, why even bother switching them when they're both cancer?

Cute af senpai, I'm wearing a maid outfit with programming socks right now desu. Shits comfy. Idk about the furfag ears but you do you.

I've never seen a worse thing in my life than Telegram

telegram needs phone number and you cant use it from browser

that samefagging wasnt obvious at all you retard

Kill yourself, faggot.

(。>﹏

>telegram needs phone number
wrong
>you cant use it from browser
wrong
gb2/v/ discord shill

ok how do i join that telegram from browser please enlighten me

>Noticed by senpai
(|| ゜Д゜)

install it on your phone, then create an account, then use the browser app : - )