ITT: Pretend we are on HackerNews

ITT: Pretend we are on HackerNews.

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If you aren't worth $100M by 30, kill yourself

*writes a 14,000-word screed pontificating that this startup is doomed to failure because it does not address my particular use case*

ITT we pretend it's Sup Forums instead

Bump for interest.

GET

sage for disinterest

"We need to improve diversity in leadership roles!"

>Hire a masters in Music Composition to be CISO of Equifax. YAAAAAAS!

"Oh shit, someone just pwned Equifax and stole all your SSNs."

>Fuuuuuu
>Equifax is a shit
>Equifax dinged me for returning a library book late!
>I really F'in hate Equifax because I'm irresponsible with my money!!


The whole place is just a mob of idiots and Google shills. I hate that website.

Fuck off nigger

considered harmful
how I stopped using
Show HN: rewritten in JavaScript

quite accurate

"Uber is the worst company in the history of the universe because someone there supported Drumpf. They must be destroyed."

Sounds more like T.J. Miller.

>pretend

1. Why you shouldn't believe the cryptocurrency hype
544 points by CuckMongler 8 hours ago | flag | hide | 200 comments
2. is up and coming
312 points by NickFuggers 9 hours ago | flag | hide | 180 comments

cheke'm

[ill-reasoned post] -3 points

[ill-reasoned post ft. wrong, blind citation] +25 points

*posts actually interesting content instead of another youtube eceleb or gfx card benchmark thread*
*responds with a reasonably though-out argument instead of resorting to using meme words*
nothing personel kids

Let's (pretend) being a 4cuck

Guys, you don't understand, we NEED UBI.

May I dare to say that I identify myself as a cuck

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>Sup Forums pretends they're HN
I just looked at that thread and was instantly reminded why I never use Sup Forums. As a pajeet I find their horrible racism very disappointing. So sad that in 2017 people are still this ignorant.

Pajeets are more racists and bigoted than any white on earth

Exactly this

lol come on pajeets don't call themselve pajeets

I don't know what they call themselves, but it's almost certainly not pajeet. I think dhaliwal is more appropriate.

Sup Forums is an incredibly racist and bigoted website [1]. The people of the free internet should boycott it. Me and my friends already do it.

Sources:
[1] plebbit.com/r/notmypresident

FUCK BREXIT, FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE [+42]

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>le i am so smart here is an intelectual quote kiddo

watch out we got a true master here.

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>T.J. Miller
Literally, who?

the last time I saw this thread the post that made me laugh the most was something like "What I learned from using this obscure new web technology for three weeks"

Some unfunny, immature actor who did the same thing but punched a guy in the face.

I wrote a LISP compiler in Node.js on a PDP-11 because I have entirely too much time on my hands and I'm fucking retarded.

100% this

xiph.org spends approximately eight thousand words trash talking an mp3 preset, presumably under the delusion that anyone will give a shit about Ogg. Hackernews blames the loudness war (which has been going on for at least seventy years) on digital downloads. The rest of the comments are an exercise in taking the commenter's personal experience as natural law. Nobody even mentions Vorbis, as usual and just.

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15160810

Are Indians really that horrible people IRL like this guy?

What's that website again?

[comment deleted]

YES

funny how much better hackernews is than Sup Forums and how anons desperately grab at straws to try and bring it down

hn fucking rules,so does Sup Forums, but hn > Sup Forums

I never understood this site..

What was the post that triggered pajeet?

keep in mind that his message in the comment is actually very noble and one to be proud of. that indian probably tries harder than many folks here

Please don't downvote me. Pllleeeeease. I'll say anything. Literally anything. Just let me get out of negative hell.

Hit:

kek, this applies everywhere up/down votes exist. although lately it's a trend to hide downvotes number.

Everyone on HN thinks they're above everyone just because they solved how to invert a binary tree and got a job for it.

HN don't solved invert a binary tree, muh I had work 10 years in this binary tree begin library I don't need learn anything more.

> I am outside Apple Store waiting new iPhone.

n-gate.com

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

testpost

69 names my dick

I'm so hacker[0] I zero-base-index[1] my pedantic references.

[0] www.SomeScientificStudyIDidntActuallyRead.com/paper.pdf
[1] www.wikipedia.org/wiki/UnnecessaryLinkToWikipedia

No, most of them are alright and wouldn't touch SJW shit with a barge pole.

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It's hilarious how often HN discusses these threads

Right. Thanks comrade.

This is great, where's it from?

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n-gate.com/

Sage xdd

Cute

rbt.asia/g/thread/41920845

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That's why I disagree with you, guys.

Probably a Indian guy living in America who got on the racism band wagon like all people who are not white.

this

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well, Uber is not a company one would like to have on one's market. These motherfuckers dump prices by offering lower prices to the clients than there are on the market and pay from their funds to the drivers. I don't know whether they compensate themselves by some way (like selling private data) or just reckon on a long run when all main competitors will be destroyed, but they really harm the market.

Wow that Sup Forums thread about us is very uncanny I particularly liked [0][1][2][3][4][5][6][7].

It's almost as if they do this every year and every time our echo chamber is exactly the same.

Bernie would have prevented this.

JavaScript.

Uber is great because despite its faults, disruption.

Free speech only means the government isn't allowed to censor you.

Node, node and more node. Make everything with React.

Sleeping considered harmful: Why I stopped sleeping

todays Sup Forums is nothing but frogposting botnet cancer, Sup Forums and bait

HN isn't that bad

> I started sucking dick 5 times a day and it increased my productivity 300%
> Show HN: Great software Foo rewritten in JS/Rust/CSS
> Why democracy will fail (500 BC)
> Not technology related thread 3937582

>todays

post feet

> This should have been made in Node/React
> No one needs performance, optimizing software costs too much money and is unproductive!
> Individual women in tech are not to be criticized in any way, shape, or form.
> This makes sense, leave them alone. Not doing this would cost them 1231938131983798313$ !

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No, Pajeet just needs muh diversity so his more productive white colleagues still accept his ass.

For someone who worked with them,this is so accurate.
Also nigger and sandniggers is racist as well.
Whites are less racist, and usually don't go so forward about it like pajeets or niggers.

How I reverse engineered the enigma machine and rewrote it in rust within an hour.

"Show HN: I rebuilt Equifax in 24 hours with patio11 and Haskell"

>fucking rules
www.Sup Forums.org/HackerNews/

No. They just have weird fucking cultural shit that you might or might not be able to tolerate.
>drinking with your habeeb it babbala babbala
>his parents call him
>boobbala babbala benis babbala vagena
>Translators Note: This means "you should be home by 9 PM"
>everytime this happens
Family is so important that even if your parents beat and fuck up your social life, the kids will take it because muh family. It's really dumb shit, but you'll see that shit in every country.

How censoring hate speech improved a social media website

>Benson-Smith
subtle

>he doesnt know what trying looks like

whether you accept him or not he has resolve to succeed. Do you have resolve? Or do you blame your problems and your country's problems on someone - like indians or the left?

Either way I have a feeling you're not bringing much to the table w.r.t. women or the workplace so it really makes me wonder who the cuck is here

>""""Chad""""