APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 3

apple invented cardiology

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fuck white people and fuck trump, go apple

Firat for stalling

I want an Apple cock in my apple ass

H O U S E A R R E S T

TRAPS ARE NOT GAY

But will it count my 4pl8 bench?

No one gives a shit about these fucking watches

> skiing and snowboarding app for your apple watch

The display IS the antenna

WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY?

>1 hour battery life

google btfo

Apple also invented diabetes management, just like they invented life

>IT'S STILL GIGANTIC

I want out of this ride.

Did they buy a ton of 5 dollar chink watches and flash a custom rom?

T H I N

>electronic sim

What?

YAS GIRL YAAASSS

>eSIM is innovative

sticky this mods

MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY
MODS STICKY

>same size

apple invented stagnation

but they beat a $20,000 Rolex watch!

>glass is radio transparent
say WHAT????

skip the watch, tv, and all the bullshit get to the phones you tech fags

Can't wait for Google Pixel II to BTFO this piece of garbage.

Google always wins. In everything.

>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>DISPLAY IS THE ANTENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This. Fuck white fags

>clap now

>its the same size
>we just made it 2.5 mm bigger
amazing simply amazing

>if americucks would stop eating so much, we wouldn't habe to listen to this fitness shit.
thanks assholes

is anyone actually going to make a call from their fucking wrist

>Watching on a not Apple device
Apple devices can suck my dick

STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg
youtube.com/watch?v=G_hJJMBosTg

>updates

SLAVING AWAY DIEDRE

S-sure you are... *hehe*

STICKY WHEN

Oh gees, the leak was correct about this.

THE CRINGE

Anyone got URL for streaming in mpv?

APPLE INVENTED TIME AND LTE CELLULAR

HAHA TOTALLY UNSCRIPTED CONVERSATION LIKE NORMAL HUMANS

Most white people & Trump use apple.
Go falseflag on your chinkphone threads babe LOLOLOL

>0.25mm

JUST

APPLE IS DEAD

I understand it's hard to be inferior.

In looking like a numale faggot when wearing it, yes

Kill yourself you desperately coping spic

>go with your apple watch
>on ski
ayy.

guess what I'm on my paddleboard talking to you from my watch!

something seems fishy as fuck here
>battery
>imei
>sim

hahaha I sure do love surfing I can relate so much

>that call quality

Holy shit did they _add_ a bezel

OH MY GOD SHE ON WATER UNBELIEVEABLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

...

this conversation makes me want to kill myself

the fucking cringe

APPLE INVENTED PADDLEBOARDING

what kinda name is Didgedrah?

*fall in the water*

>clearest signals you ever heard of

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

OMG WATER
APPLE INVENTED WATER

...

I can't watch this anymore. Fuck Americans, fuck Apple. I'm out.

I CANT HEAR SHIT TIM

PLEASE CALL ME FROM A PHONE U CUNT

>JEFF

what

WOOOOO

>fall once
>$300 down the drain

APPLE INVENTED WATER

as if this watch phone call was done live

JEFF?

AS IN JEFF???

>calling daedra

people are making calls with 6" phones, so everything is possible.

PROPRIETARY SIM CARD
PROPRIETARY SIM CARD

>only mic is on the watch
that's some shit

WAIT A MINUTE
IS THE SIGNAL SENT OVER CELLULAR TO THE IPHONE???? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?

shit man everything is built in nowadays, feels like going back to a cdma...

ok so how does it work?
You don't put your actual SIM in it. Is it synchronized with your number when you sign in you icloud account?

POORFAGS WILL NEVER KNOW APPLE WATCH QUALITY

>haha guys technology is crazy am i right fellow geeks?????

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAID YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK!!!!!!!! YOU TRIGLYCERIDE HOARDING BEAST!

GOING ROGUE

This shit is so normie I think I'm going to die.

M A G I C

>WINDY LAKE
DINT LOOK WINDY TO ME

ALL BOARDS REPORT!
Sup Forums here!

YES
SPY ON ME WHILE I TAKE A SHOWER

Sup Forums is watching it seems

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APPLE INVENTED THEATER

APPLE WATCH HAS MAGIC POWERS CONFIRMED

APPLE INVENTED MAGIC

IT JUST FUCKING WORKS GOYS

GEOFF

Why the fuck is the digital crown red?

Are these hired clappers or it's just an American thing?