APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 5

IT'S HAPPENING

MODS STICKY

STICKY

STICKY

|>STICKY

l>STICKY

>STICKY

Fuck you

ass

definitely not happening

HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADSHERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

YUH

Fucking MAGICAL

MAGICAL

HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED THE SOFTWARE?

HOLY SHIT 4K GAMING

>HOLY SHIT 4K GAMING

HOLY SHIT 4K GAMING

>HOLY SHIT 4K GAMING

150$

150$

150$

thx op

APPLE INVENTED ANDROID

How will vidya casuals ever recover?

HYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

THE HAPPENING

iPhone fixed EVERYTHING

xth for Wenger Out

>2gb RAM

L O L

icuck

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO BE DISAPPOINTED

>SO ESSENTIAL
>SO MAGICAL
>DEEP CHANGE IN THE WORLD
is a fucking phone dude!

I swear if there's no Touch ID on this new phone

>MAGICAL

oh boi

PHUC MACS

APPLE INVENTED EVERY SINGLE FEATURE IN A CELL PHONE

apple invented fingerprint readers, mobile payments, and cameras

APPLE INVENTED EVERY SINGLE FEATURE ON A MOBILE DEVICE EVER

MOBILE PHONES

MAGICAL

WOW

$4000

The amount of people that just went >APPLE INVENTED proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.

APPLE INVENTED IPHONE

APPLE INVENTED CHANGE

we invented rfid chips
we invented fingerprint scanners
we invented high resolution screens
we invented touchscreen

APPLE INVENTED CAPABILITY

>Buying Apple products

...

APPLE INVENTED INNOVATION

STICKY
>STICKY
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>Muh innovation
How is that drinking game going lads

MODS TOO BUSY JERKING OFF TO STICKY

mod are xiaomi shill, sticky mods

>iphone is literally the most important device humanity has created in our lifetime

Is there a cheaper alternative? I know about that Nvidia shield device, but nothing else

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERY COMPANY OTHER THAN APPLE IS FINISHED

Iphone time
Who /fgoalter/ here?

ITS HAPPENING
>
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENING

OmiseGo
OmiseGo

>revolutionised your wallet

>I rate Zidane

APPLE INVENTED DISSAPOINTMENT

IPhone is for rich people, if you can't afford you are poor

Song name pls?

Just the oled one

IT IS THE SAME FUCKING PHONE
BUTTONS AND ALL
WHAT THE FUCK
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

APPLE INVENTED THE IPHONE

RIGHT NOW

There is nothing worse than gay jews. How can anyone look at this fag on stage and not throw up.

HERE

WE

GO

APPLE INVENTED BEZELESS DISPLAY

WATCH THIS

APPLE INVENTED NUMBER 8

>we put cameras in everyones hand to share their pictures!
>literally created a CP epidemic because of all the udnerage kids sharing naked pics
GJ apple

WATCH THIS

IT LOOKS THE SAME FUCK YOU APPLE

Allpe invented 8

APPLE INVENTED BIOMETRICS

>dubstep

>home button
>literally looks the same
what the fuck???

They are also going to show off the iPhone X which SHOULD be different. Fucking kikes

>OH WOW
It looks exactly the same

IPHONE 8 HOLY SHIT

COURAGEOUS

looks like theres still a button???

WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS WATCH DIS

INNOVATION

>no 7s

>no headphone jack
JUST

He comes the Shiller

>innovation
HAha

LOL NO CONTENT
>BELOW KIM KARDASHIAN AND LOVE NIKKI

DEAD GAME

No 7S?

>I rate /espee/

iphone ayy lmao

IPHONE X ISNT HAPPENING KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKE GO HOME EVERYBODY

i lol'd
They are so far behind they really must show something right NOW.

It looks the same
WTF

iPhone 8! Same as the 7!

PHIL

SHILLER
>SHILLER
SHILLER
>SHILLER
SHILLER
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SHILLER
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Wenger In ad infinitum

Someone post image

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAH
SAME DESIGN
BUT IN GLASS
AHAHAHAHAAHAH

D
O A

(((SCHILLER)))

PHIL (((SHILLER))) TIME

No

ITS NOTHING


hb

there's two models

slow down bub

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