DOA

IT IS JUST A GLASS IPHONE 7
HAHAHAHA
AHHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
iSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just wait special iphone

This. Newfags can't into shownanship

are we expecting the "x" model 2day?

lel I was actually considering an iPhone to replace my Nexus but I guess I'm waiting on the next Pixel refresh

>J-just w-wait!
LOL

PEEP THE BIGGEST BEZELS IN THE MARKET

>It'll be Bezelless! Just wait and see

Sure applefag. Sure.

Anyone can give me a quick rundown? I'm browsing on my 3DS, I can't watch the keynote.

Just wait one hour ,no like amdfags wait one year to shit GPU.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP INHALES DEEPLY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

That's not the main event you dumb fuck. Three models, its been known for like a year now. I swear no one here knows anything.

>innovation

THEY CHANGED JACK SHIT

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>one more thing
>IT'S GOT A BIGGER SCREEN

cap it

>I'm having the same looking phone for $150

>J-JUST W-WAIT! J-JUST AN H-HOUR!
It's not happening.

Notice they didn’t say “our best iPhone screen ever” like they usually do.

Why have they gone with Glass? I have a Z3C and don't really like the Glass body at all

shiller is the same size as the bezels

how does apple even compete

Huawei is god tier at ergonomic design, but I'm not sure I'd trust anything but the Nexus 6P made by them to not be loaded with chink spyware.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW CAN APPLE BOIS EVEN COMPETE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAAH

>I'm having the same looking phone for $150
>"having"
>a phone is just looks

Pajeet detected.

WE ARE APPLE NOW

and its dosn't have a camera hump

wow the leaks were fucking way off. those bezels are straight outta 2013.

they just put a glass in the back
a glass
in the back
and they call it 8
a glass
the back? a glass
do you remember when we finally got rid of glass, so the phones were not destroyed in one drop? well, we are back to glass

the leaks said there gonna be 3 phones 2 of em like the old one and there gonna be the bezeles one

FUCKING SHAT ALL OVER STEVE JOBS LEGACY

THIS IS THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY AND THEY SHAT OUT THE WORST IPHONE YET

RIP

youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6FiCyJpEM&t=170s

Eurofag here, its literally just a copy of iOS

Eh, every Android phone could potentially spy on you. Get the P10 Lite

This is bullshit, Phil specifically said a few years ago that Wireless charging is shit because you still have to plug something in.

Daily reminder that Steve jobs bond burgered your sister

>Get the (x)
I've already got a 6P and it'll last me a few more years.

>64 or 256GB
Lmao

Lads I just took a selfie (pic related) with my new #iPhone 8.

Thoughts?

T A S T Y
A
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He said it...he said the phrase

?one more thing

Apple fanboys on suicide watch HahahahHhahahahahHhhaahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank lord kek I switched to galaxy this year

Holy shit is it FUGLY

CHINK TRASH CONFIRMEDCHINK TRASH CONFIRMED

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What happened to iPhone IX?

>newpoorfag BTFO
go back to faceberg

Obviously chink mock ups don't matter.

It's a great design, no reason to change it. Better to focus on improving Mac.

>water resistant
>resistant
>not waterproof

L M A O
M
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O

This is ridiculously fucking ugly, jesus christ. It's literally a vegeta themed phone.

>t's literally a vegeta themed phone.

IT ONLY UNLOCKS WITH FACE
DOESN'T WORK IN THE DARK
NIGS CAN'T GET IT TO WORK

KEEEEEEKKKKKK

FACE?

I am too fucking old for FaceID, that freaks me out. You kids will feel this way when the robots start tracking you down.

Oh wow face id. Such a revolution. Just like on my samsung.

This is pixel perfect apple, everyone

>designed for humans

it works in the dark,
when did samsung ever have such a feature ?

Except your samshit can be spoofed by pictures and 3D models

that fresh out the box none fingerprint ridden iPhone

NO BODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK!

>DOESN'T WORK IN THE DARK
The fuck ? My fucking Lumia 950's iris scanning shit works in the dark.

jeez that does look really fucking bad

>Pajeets having design taste

>when did samsung ever have such a feature
the moment Google developed it. It's from pure Android

Kekkkkkkkk it's a galaxy with an apple logo kekkkkkkk

> FaceID doesn't protect you against your family members or twins

WOW

>what is IR?

Enjoy your balding design to go with your nu male early 20s balding I guess.

The same thing that happened to windows 9

Animated Emojis

Truly a great breakthrough in technology

B R A V O APPLE

Enjoy your ticking time bomb in your pocket Rakesh

They didn’t want legacy apps to identify the new iPhone as belonging to the 95/98 generation

I don't have an iphone in my pocket, thanks.

Well considering there’s literally competitor on the Android side....

IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

years ago
>samsung copies everything apple does
modern day
>apple copying samsung features and THE FUCKING DESIGN
This level of irony

Which phone is banned by TSA again? Sorry I couldn’t remember

I'd shave his chest and eat the trimmings

face id BTFO

FACE ID DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

He literally just used it brainlet

>Spend 20 minutes talking about how amazing a feature is
>It doesn't work

>1000 for a device that can't even recognize your face
Apple is finished

>1 in a million
>fails right off the get go

>lagdroid users spamming
Ew, I feel poor just entering this thread

This is iPhone 5C all over again isn't it guys?

why did it all go so wrong after Job's death.

> >J-JUST W-WAIT! J-JUST AN H-HOUR!
> It's not happening.

>I feel poor already
That's due to your 2 year contract so you can afford the new iphone while living off starbucks wifi and cup noodles.

now this is shitposting

Pretty much.
iPhone 7s or the real iPhone 8.

That's your choice.
The 7s already has an absurd price, but this will be way beyond. What do you think? $1200? $1300?

saved

>FACE TRACKING EMOJIS!

fucking retarded

Grow up.

There's your quick rundown.

OBSESSED

Can't wait until ifags start saying how NOW wireless charging is amazing since apple just invented this 2012 android feature.

Apple is done.

They can't innovate anymore. They can't compete anymore. They can't create anything new any more. They should liquidate immediately.

There's a new iPhone 8, which is basically the iPhone 7s and a new iPhone X, which is basically the real iPhone 8.

It has 3d face recognition, a home screen and hardly any bezels.

Well I'm not going to speculate over something we'll find out in ten minutes,

But Apple must have set it to be retarded with this level of self fellatio.

The iphone x is basically a huawei android phone. or the essential phone. but running with shitty ios and features android had five years ago.