APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 6

shows over everyone go home

DSLRS - DEAD
PHOTOSHOP - DEAD

THANK YOU APPLE SAVING ME MONEY

Apple always win

inb4
>one more thing
>IT HAS A BIGGER SCREEN

cap it

>Lighting mode

Watch it be 8 only to generate more sales.

first

would you fuck

ass

T-they're gonna announce the iPhone X to be the bezelless leaks...right?

He seems nervous

SHOULD BE CALLED 7S

first for qts

IT'S OVER APPLE IS FINISHED

ye

thx op

>no vertical camera
>no rounded corners
>no bezelless design

did we get memed by leakers?

APPL INVENTED TROLLING

COPY PASTE iPHONE 7 KEYNOATE THANKS

They're saving the X for last.

the drop tests are going to be glorious

Why do you make new threads before the other one dies?

Why isn't this called the iPhone 7s?????

AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?
>AM I GOING CRAZY OR DOES SAMSUNG HAVE 8 CORES ALREADY?

APPLE INVENTED FILTERS

Obviously

that portrait thing is actually kinda cool

Probably

>still no specs
>more buzzwords

This is fantastic.

APPLE INVENTED SLOW MO

God I hope so... or else I wasted my time

ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

SNAPDRAGON BTFO

ANDROID BTFO

>ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

>SNAPDRAGON BTFO

>ANDROID BTFO

ALL 6 CORES AT ONCE

SNAPDRAGON BTFO

ANDROID BTFO

RIP GEEKBENCH

>RIP GEEKBENCH

yeah, (You).

NOT THE CAMERA DEMOS
>NOT THE CAMERA DEMOS

WATCH FAGS BTFO ITS LITERALLY THE SAME SIZE, THEY COULDNT EVEN MAKE IT THINNER. SAD!

I hope that brunette is a pornstar

AND ONE MORE THING, NEW IPOD

>what a fucking crap guys

What’s with all these shitskins?

>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k 60fps
LAGDROIDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

it's at bump limit you idiot

NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

ONE MORE THING
WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE IPOD CLASSIC NOW WITH 1PB STORAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DELET THIS, THEY CAN'T KNOW

>240 fps

fucking why

fucking filters i have not used a single one ever

also link stream, the jewtube one got fuckd

kek

Literally opencv

iPhone 7: glass edition

That's basically exactly my type.

APPLE INVENTED AUGMENTED REALITY

two hundred and forty frames per second

i thought this too. he's usually a much better speaker than this

NIGGERS
WE NEED MORE NIGGERS

AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR
AR
>AR

would be gamechanging desu

>augmented reality
its about to get real lads

>its even thicker than the last watch
kek

RED BTFO

It this a freak circus where they display humanoids from far away lands?

Would cuddle with

>No one clapped at that

what is the point of apple's ARkit?

like what are the applications for the AR other than games and tech demos?

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

MACHINE LEARNING
>MACHINE LEARNING

AUGMENTED REALITY
>AUGMENTED REALITY

America.

More uncle tom diversity

DAE hate whites?

I have never used any of these camera features on my iphone besides that panorama one.

only 12mp? my android from 2011 has more than that.

>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??
>WHY ISNT THIS CALLED IPHONE 7S??

IPHONE X NEXT YOU IDIOTS

SCHILLER IS TALKING TOO FAST

but niggers can't swim

CAZ OUR EYES CANT SEE PAST 240FPS

Wait till the end you stupid cunts. Have you not seen the leaks?

DIVERSITY
>Everyone is a degree of brown

WE WUZ

SO MANY NIGGERS

They are more interested in stores, and showing niggers than on making a decent phone

just look at those bezels

me on the right

WE POKEMON GO NOW

IPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXT
IPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT
>IPHONE X IS NEXTIPHONE X IS NEXT

>mfw

man why

SNUFF FILM IN 240 FPS

So what?

ye but in a phone

>Buy the Apple 8 to get the best Pokemon Go experience!

>3gb of ram
zzz

>8 cores
>still runs a free os like shit

>4 core and 6 core apple cpus
>BTFO of lagdroid shit

...

APPLE INVENTED 40K

"why the fuck can't a software update let me do 1080p at 240fps? i don't want to get a new iphone it looks the same as the one i have"

AUGMENTED. REALITY.

racist much?

more like H.265

Lol

So how many apologies is Apple going to have to make for brightening a photo of a black person and making his skin lighter?

ONE JOB. Include the dual camera in BOTH models. I don't WANT a 6 Inch Phablet monstrosity.
Shit like this is why I bought the LG G6 instead of an iPhone.

yeah and its 960x414 that photo is shit m8

portrait mode is kinda cool but a gimmick still

APPLE INVENTED AUGMENTED REALITY.

CUSTOM TUNED

I JUST WANT THIS PLEASE

6 million fps!